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101 Creepy Canadian Jokes

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso

Publisher : Scholastic Canada

Page : 97 pages

File Size : 45,69 MB

Release : 2011-09

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1443107719

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These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!



101 Canadian Jokes

Author : Howard Hershkowitz

Publisher : Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited

Page : 93 pages

File Size : 49,35 MB

Release : 2004

Category : Canadian wit and humor (English)

ISBN : 9780439961080

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101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!



Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso

Publisher : Scholastic Canada

Page : 386 pages

File Size : 33,39 MB

Release : 2017-04-25

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1443128864

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What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.



101 Hockey Jokes

Author : Kara Woodburn

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 26,42 MB

Release : 2012-08

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781443113335

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Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!



101 Math Jokes

Author : Erin O'Connor

Publisher : Scholastic Canada

Page : 97 pages

File Size : 33,65 MB

Release : 2011-08

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1443107387

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These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!



Dad Jokes

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 254 pages

File Size : 37,23 MB

Release : 2017-09-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1684120071

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Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!



101 School Jokes for Kids

Author : I. P. Grinning

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 42 pages

File Size : 50,59 MB

Release : 2014-02

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781495995200

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IP Factly presents... '101 School Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. 101 School Jokes for Kids for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Joke books for kids on kindle are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Click on the cover above to see a sample of the jokes or read on.... 1. Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room?Because the class was a little dim! 2. Who's the king of your desk?Your ruler! 3. Why did the sun not bother going to college?It already had a million degrees! 4. Teacher: How did the Dark Ages get their name?Pupil: From all the Knights! 5. History teacher: How did Vikings communicate?Pupil: Norse code! Reviews for other IP Factly joke books Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.



101 Ho-ho Holiday Jokes

Author : Holly Kowitt

Publisher :

Page : 96 pages

File Size : 18,84 MB

Release : 2012

Category : Holidays

ISBN : 9780545461344

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101 Wacky Kid Jokes

Author : Jovial Bob Stine

Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks

Page : 94 pages

File Size : 20,15 MB

Release : 1988

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780590413992

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A collection of jokes about friends, siblings, parents, music and school.



101 Things NOT to Do Before You Die

Author : Robert W. Harris

Publisher : Macmillan

Page : 196 pages

File Size : 26,79 MB

Release : 2007-01-23

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780312357580

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A witty, subversive guide that turns conventional "wisdom"" upside down! Too many books tell us what to do to achieve happiness---unfortunately, often at great risk, expense, or effort. 101 Things NOT to Do Before You Die is not one of those books. It's a book for the rest of us. Robert W. Harris says it's what we don't do that determines our happiness quotient. Using the exciting principle of "selective inaction," the author helps us adjust our thinking so we can make more satisfying decisions in everyday situations. For example, do you think you'll feel complete if you try to run with the bulls? Don't do it! Do you feel compelled to drive around searching for the "best" parking spot? Don't do it! Are you sometimes tempted to confuse Randy Quaid with Dennis Quaid? Just don't do it! Do you think that you should watch the colorized version of It's a Wonderful Life? Or ponder the lyrics to "Louie, Louie"? Or read War and Peace? Or push an elevator button more than twice? Think again! In many cases, you'll be better off not doing what "they" say you should do. Let 101 Things NOT to Do Before You Die be your guide to getting more out of life---simply by doing less.