A Baby's Guide to Surviving Dad


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Hello, baby. The whole life thing is pretty new to you, right? Luckily, you have a dad. Unluckily, he's new to the whole being-your-daddy thing. So if you're going to survive, you need THE BABY'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING DAD. A clever, quirky picture book you can't live without.




A Baby's Guide to Surviving Dad


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Expectant parents spend countless hours prepping for their baby's arrival, but once the baby is born, there are only six things a new dad really has to know how to do. The Baby's Guide to Surviving Dad teaches new dads those six things. Called a book for "adults who need a laugh to survive parenthood" by Kirkus Reviews, kids will also love this cute, quirky picture book, and the on-the-snotty-nose depiction of fatherhood told from a baby's point of view will have new parents laughing (and crying) their sleep-deprived eyes out. Perfect for a first Father's Day, a baby shower, or a baby welcoming gift.




Dad's Survival Guide to Babies


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A new baby's arrival demands a dad give up sports, lose sleep, operate diapers, placate his wife, and protect his coveted material possessions. But all is not lost! For newcomers to fatherhood, Dad's Survival Guide to Babies provides dads a light-hearted perspective on their parenting careers. With finesse, author Hunter S. Fulghum details what equipment-and attitudes-dads need to prepare for and survive their children's development from harmless (albeit noisy and needful) infants to irritable teens. Fulghum's book is an uproarious instruction manual for novice dads that even experienced fathers will find useful and funny. Fulghum's quick-witted insight eases dads from frightened lumps of nerves to nurturing and loving parents-with a hard-nosed edge that earns them the right to say "I told you so" when their children start families of their own.




The New Dad's Survival Guide


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Fatherhood demystified! Finally: a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies -- just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as: Cutting the Cord: The Moment of Truth Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit) Surviving Sleep Deprivation Relieving Stress Without Booze The Great Boob Irony Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Getting Used to the Bodily Functions Critical Survival Tips Never Before Revealed Sex: Let the Games Begin Again...Finally Dozens of Essential Terms Defined, Including Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup Grab your boots and strap on your helmet! The babies are coming!




A Baby's Guide to Surviving Mom


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Mission: Baby - Dad's Survival Guide to Baby's First Year


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Hey, Daddy. Welcome to the Parents Club! If you are a new dad, or will be one soon, this is the book for you! And if you are a new mom, this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Baby" is a funny, informative, and masculine guidebook for dads of infants, from birth to one year of age - the best guide for your first year as a dad! It focuses on five critical topics in your baby's life: food, sleep, diapers, illness, and games, and shares dozens of useful tips and tricks - all so that you, the new father, can succeed in the most important task you've ever been given - raising a baby! How to get the baby to fall asleep when you're REALLY desperate...? How to prepare the perfect bottle, and why it feels like planning a complex military operation...? Does the baby really need a wet-wipe warmer, and how much does it cost...? The complete guide to gadgets for babies... 5 things you should have known before having a child... How to feed, clean, and play with your baby...? What is this infamous "gas," and how can you deal with it...? And most importantly: will you ever have sex again??? This is a must-read for every man who's about to become a father (or has just become one), and for every woman who wants to survive the first year of parenting without her partner running away (or hiding for days in the bathroom).




The New Dad's Survival Guide


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The Everything Father's First Year Book


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Change a diaper? Soothe a crying baby? Function on just a few hours of sleep? Anything moms can do, dads can do--with a little help! Becoming a father is a colossal event in a man's life. For nine months, he thought about, worried about, and dreamed about his new child, and finally his little bundle of joy is here. So, now what? This all-in-one guide shows new dads how to: Bond with their new baby Interpret baby's cries Be supportive to their partner Handle the changes to their relationship and sex life Childproof the house Plus, this new edition features updated advice on safety issues like vaccinations, financial issues like health insurance and retirement, and cool high-tech gadgets to track and treasure each moment of their new baby's life. Complete with medical advice and practical information, this is the new dad's key to raising a happy and healthy baby.




The Everything Father-to-be Book


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There's a lot you need to know about becoming a father. But you can't always find the info you need in pregnancy books for women. Let's face it, you want an easy-to-use "man-ual" that gives you step-by-step instructions as you enter this all-new terrain. Sure, it's good to know the size and weight of your growing baby, but what you really need is advice on how to get your pregnant partner to stop crying, pick out the best car seat for baby, and handle life when your mother-in-law comes for a visit. This useful guy-guide features information on: Balancing home and work responsibilities Maintaining an active sex life with your pregnant partner Babyproofing the home How to support and encourage your partner Knowing when to offer help and when to back off Plus, this new edition also contains advice and tips from dads who've been there and lived to tell the tale. Whether this is your first child or your fourth, The Everything Father-to-Be Book, 2nd Edition gives you all you need to be a perfect partner and a super dad!




A Baby's Guide to Surviving Mum


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This quirky, colorful picture book is the first-ever survival guide to help baby take on the "dangers" of Mum: Tickle Monsters, Belly Zerberts, and more! Little ones will laugh out loud as parents read about (and recreate) these dangers, while adults will enjoy the wry humor and survival guide parody.