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And Then He Bit Me (vampire, paranormal romance, romantic comedy)

Author : Kate Russell

Publisher : Kate Russell Books

Page : 254 pages

File Size : 38,96 MB

Release : 2013-11-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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After nearly killing her latest date, one-fourth vampire Emma Brandt finds herself back in the Vampire Community, whether she likes it or not. Faced with being embarrassed by having to go before the Vampire Council's Night Court, she reluctantly agrees to her Council Head father's decree that she go on blind dates set up by her family. Before long, Emma's blind dates crash and burn. Her ex-boyfriend and best friend, Jack, suggests they start fake dating to get their families off their backs. But, it isn't long before emotions run hot. Can she trust him not to break her heart again? And Then He Bit Me is a second chance romantic comedy with some bite. Keywords: romcom, romantic comedy, sweet romance, contemporary romance, vampire romance, supernatural romance, ex-boyfriend, second chances, vampire hunter, dating, matchmaking, chick lit, novella, short novel, novel, humor, vampire love story, paranormal love story, supernatural love story, contemporary love story, sweet love story, flirt, crush, curvy, plus-size, full-figure, short read



Bitten & Smitten

Author : Michelle Rowen

Publisher : Hachette UK

Page : 323 pages

File Size : 12,61 MB

Release : 2010-07-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0575098546

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Blind dates can be bad, but Sarah Dearly's date is a true contender for worst ever. His neck nibbling didn't just leave a bruise; it turns her into a vampire - and the newest target for a pack of zealot vampire hunters. With her date now their latest victim, Sarah runs for her immortal life - straight into Thierry de Bennicoeur, a master vampire who is just a wee bit suicidal. Thierry can't resist a damsel in distress and agrees to teach Sarah how to live the vampire life if she'll help him end his own. But as it turns out, Sarah may be his best reason for living.



Bite Me

Author : Christopher Moore

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 281 pages

File Size : 47,98 MB

Release : 2010-03-23

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 006198616X

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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”



The Vampire wants a Wife

Author : Andie M. Long

Publisher : Andie M. Long

Page : 144 pages

File Size : 26,52 MB

Release : 2017-10-31

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Welcome to writer Andie M. Long's paranormal romcom (romantic comedy, rom com) series where a vampire wants a wife, leading to laugh out loud moments as the paranormals living in Withernsea find their happy ever afters. The vampire wants a wife… Shelley Linley is sick of weirdos. Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency. This one says he’s a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife. Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgement, Shelley discovers that he has no clue about women. A shame because he’s super-hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they’re werewolves and demons. There’s something appealing about Theo, and Shelley’s sure she can help him meet someone. Then her dating algorithm states she’s his ideal partner. Now she’s not sure if she should take the risk for love or run like hell. Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers who like their humour to have bite. TITLES IN SERIES The Vampire wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn't Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, para romantic comedy, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, free books, free paranormal, first in series free, free first in series. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane



My Girlfriend Bites

Author : Doug Solter

Publisher : Doug Solter

Page : 379 pages

File Size : 10,11 MB

Release : 2013-07-16

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Will he fight for her? Sixteen-year-old Aiden sees himself as a disaster. He ran away from a fight, leaving his best friend behind to get clobbered. His confidence sucks. What girl would ever fall in love with him? Bree can't have friends at her new school because they might find out what she is and expose her family to the creatures that are hunting them. Bree knows she shouldn't, but the girl offers Aiden a ride home in the pouring rain. Her black car is warm and dry. Aiden wants her so bad that he will do anything to regain his confidence and be the strong boyfriend a girl werewolf needs him to be. All his problems would be solved if his new girlfriend could turn him, but Bree says that bite thing is only a myth. Can Aiden win her heart and save her life? Or will he lose his confidence and get Bree and her family killed? My Girlfriend Bites is the first book of a new young adult paranormal werewolf romance series that features unexpected twists and turns, an exceptional story, with a different take from other werewolf books. If you like a romance mixed with serious real-world problems that's sometimes funny and sometimes dark, then you'll love the first installment in Doug Solter's fun and gripping paranormal romance with a twist. Click or tap the Buy Now button to start this fun and fantastic novel today! "Great writing! I kind of got a Twilight vibe off of this story except better writing and characters that you can relate to. And OMG the cringe-worthy moments!! Bree in Issy's closet and Bree's bedroom with Aiden!! I was embarrassed reading those parts, but they were too awesome not to continue!" - Taiyewo from Goodreads "It wasn't cheesey like a lot of YA paranormal books are these days where everything out of the male leads mouth is like sweet poetry and he has the body of a god. The dialogue was appropriate and my favorite part was the teenagers actually acted like teenagers sweet but flawed and still trying to figure themselves out while doing normal teenage things like getting there first car and going to the mall." - Candace from Goodreads Categories: paranormal, werewolves, young adult werewolf, young adult werewolf romance, young adult werewolf books, teen boy books, young adult humor, teen love stories, teen supernatural romance, and teen high school romance.



Love Bites

Author : Ann-Katrin Byrde

Publisher :

Page : 294 pages

File Size : 40,83 MB

Release : 2019-11-14

Category :

ISBN : 9781708252175

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Other parents give their children toys and party games for their birthday. My dad gave me and my siblings wooden stakes and flash grenades. To protect us from vampires. From the moment he adopted us, he warned us about the dangers that lurk in the dark. Obviously, I thought he was crazy. Vampires aren't real, and I was already enduring enough panic attacks without buying into Dad's insane ideas. But then I met Talon.Talon has fascinating scars and a mouth I want to kiss and a body I want to feel--and fangs. Vampire fangs. Suddenly, the weapons Dad gave me start looking real useful. Only I don't want to fight Talon. I want to feel his teeth on my neck. I can't explain it. He makes my knees goes weak. I know it's wrong, but it feels right. It feels like destiny. When Talon bites me, I forget everything, even that he is a monster. Even that I shouldn't be falling for him. Even that his coven wants me dead.



Some Girls Bite

Author : Chloe Neill

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 356 pages

File Size : 39,38 MB

Release : 2009-04-07

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9780451226259

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The first Chicagoland Vampires novel from New York Times bestselling author Chloe Neill. Sure, the life of a graduate student wasn't exactly glamorous, but it was Merit's. She was doing fine until a rogue vampire attacked her. But he only got a sip before he was scared away by another bloodsucker and this one decided the best way to save her life was to make her the walking undead. Turns out her savior was the master vampire of Cadogan House. Now she’s traded sweating over her thesis for learning to fit in at a Hyde Park mansion full of vamps loyal to Ethan Lord o the Manor Sullivan. Of course, as a tall, green-eyed, four-hundred-year-old vampire, he has centuries’ worth of charm, but unfortunately he expects her gratitude—and servitude. But an inconvenient sunlight allergy and Ethan’s attitude are the least of Merit's concerns. Someone's still out to get her. Her initiation into Chicago's nightlife may be the first skirmish in a war...and there will be blood.



The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance

Author : Trisha Telep

Publisher : Robinson

Page : 655 pages

File Size : 28,33 MB

Release : 2009-06-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1849011796

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You never forget your first time with a vampire. Whether reaquainting yourself with some of your favourite, sexy creatures of the night or getting bitten by the vampire romance phenomenon for the very first time, let the biggest and brightest names in the business help you explore your dark side. Witness the bewildering array of complex vampire codes of conduct, dark ritual and dating practices as they chat up the locals and engage in the most erotic encounters you will sink your teeth into this side of un-Death. Because vampires never really die, do they?



Mugabe, My Dad and Me

Author : Tonderai Munyevu

Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing

Page : 67 pages

File Size : 49,48 MB

Release : 2021-04-29

Category : Performing Arts

ISBN : 1350186120

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Something strange happens when the past comes crushing into you, right in the present. April, 1980. The British colony of Rhodesia becomes the independent nation of Zimbabwe. A born-free, Tonderai Munyevu is part of the hopeful next generation from a country with a new leader, Robert Mugabe. Mugabe, My Dad and Me charts the rise and fall of one of the most controversial politicians of the 20th century through the lens of Tonderai's family story and his relationship with his father. Interspersing storytelling with Mugabe's unapologetic speeches, this high-voltage one man show is a blistering exploration of identity and what it means to return 'home'.



One Bite With A Vampire

Author : Louisa Masters

Publisher : World of Words

Page : 290 pages

File Size : 36,61 MB

Release : 2021-01-14

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ISBN : 9780648977612

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Getting kidnapped was never part of my life plan. But being rescued opened up a whole world of crazy. It's not easy being the only human at the Community of Species Government-and especially not when you're the rescue case. Two years ago, I was planning to go to college, have a wild time, then settle into a normal life. Instead, I was kidnapped, spent months being a test subject, was in hiding for nearly a year, and then found out that my whole existence is a science experiment conducted by the bad guys. It's definitely time to reassess. My rescuers at CSG have been awesome... mostly. They gave me a job, a home, and a support network. But the whole demons, vampires, shifters thing is not easy to get used to. Especially when one particular vampire makes me want to take up stake sharpening for a hobby. How can someone be over eight centuries old and have the maturity of a drunk frat boy? The thing is, teenage mentality or not, Andrew is a fierce protector. With the bad guys still on the loose, I need someone like that on my side. Plus, did I mention that he's not hard to look at? I could stare at him all day if only he never opened his mouth. As we race to find my former captor before he can find me, life takes another twist and upends my world all over again. This time, though, I'm ready-after all, I've got an eight-hundred-year-old vampire at my back. What could possibly go wrong?