So You're Going Bald!


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Educational, uplifting, and thoroughly hilarious, this rollicking “bald memoir” is a one-stop guide to appreciating life as you lose your hair, and offers dating, grooming, marriage, sex, and even toupee advice for bald men and the people who claim to love them. Humorist and comedy television writer Julius Sharpe woke up on 9/11 to his own personal disaster: his hair was falling out. So You’re Going Bald is his hilarious odyssey—a tale filled with despair, horror, acceptance, and humor that everyone can relate to, whether you’re nineteen or approaching ninety—or are simply bald-curious. As Julius tells it, going bald is for-real traumatic. Losing his hair preoccupied his days and kept him up Googling every night for five straight years. He suffered in private, but now he’s making it his mission that no cue ball will live alone with the agony of hair loss ever again. Sharpe examines what it means to be hairless up top, and walks you through how to look at yourself in the mirror and not want to die. He outlines the three stages of baldness (anger, more anger, even more anger), and volunteers himself as a guinea pig, testing laser helmets, plugs, and toupees. So You’re Going Bald is one-part tough love and one-part inspiration . . . the same way that Fran Drescher’s Cancer Schmancer inspired a cure for schmancer. We all know someone who is bald, or going bald, or got their hair cut way too short. In So You’re Going Bald, Sharper provides an emotional roadmap for living life in the bald lane, giving voice to what it feels like to know that “grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.”




Bald


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A new and expansive collection of essays from one of the world's best-known popular philosophers The moderator of the New York Times’ Stone column and the author of numerous books on everything from Greek tragedy to David Bowie, Simon Critchley has been a strong voice in popular philosophy for more than a decade. This volume brings together thirty†‘five essays, originally published in the Times, on a wide range of topics, from the dimensions of Plato’s academy and the mysteries of Eleusis to Philip K. Dick, Mormonism, money, and the joy and pain of Liverpool Football Club fans. In an engaging and jargon†‘free style, Critchley writes with honesty about the state of world as he offers philosophically informed and insightful considerations of happiness, violence, and faith. Stripped of inaccessible academic armatures, these short pieces bring philosophy out of the ivory tower and demonstrate an exciting new way to think in public.




Is a Bald Eagle Really Bald?


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A bald eagle doesn't sound like an attractive bird. But it's pictured on the Great Seal of the United States and on the dollar bill. Why was this bird chosen as a national symbol? Join Ms. Patel's class as they find out why bald eagles are important, what the Great Seal stands for, and how bald eagles live in the wild. A special guest also pays the class a visit!




Bald As A Bean


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The author, diagnosed with alopecia areata totalis universalis (total hair loss over the entire body), learns to cope with her baldness and shares her story with calm vision and touches humor.--publisher.




My Little Book of Bald Eagles


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This is a delightful story about a new family of bald eagles. From newborn's first lessons in life to the first solo flight, this beautifully illustrated book is ideal for introducing young children to the wonders of nature.




Never Offer Your Comb to a Bald Man


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In the 1990s, a new concept appeared in management seminars for employers to create better organizations and instill loyalty by serving employees. This book presents a simple concept: the best way to prosper is to give other people what they need. Berardi includes a self-assessment section and describes how to understand and supply what others need.




Bald as I Wanna be


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A second collection of the author's humorous columns from the Washington Post.




Growing Bald


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Finally! A book that honestly tells the story of a man losing his hair and doesn't want to give up his life, vigor, and confidence chasing a fix! Men wonder if life can continue to get better after hair loss begins. All of the media tells us we must fix it! But how can this be true? We see men covering up their hair loss with a variety of solutions and going around in circles! Then we see bold, bald men move forward; not letting the hair loss matter to them at all!How can this radical difference be understood? Through the real life story of Max DaSilva and his determined studies and communications with thousands of balding men, we find the thing that was missing in hair loss solutions was the human element! What does a man have to feel in order to decide to go bald? What does it feel like to get dissed by your loved ones for being bald? How do you handle your girl saying she liked you with hair better? These super sensitive topics were never discussed anywhere before! Max takes the time to talk about these moments in his life where hair loss began to affect his confidence and mental state... And carries you with him as he made IMPORTANT decisions which lead him to be confidently bald and not have to give up ANYTHING he loved in life... in fact life only got better! Once Max took on the actions and beliefs laid out in this book, he was overflowing with confidence and energy. He shared his ideas on his YouTube channel and began affecting his fellow balding brothers who needed the motivation!We have been told LIES about hair loss our entire lives. We can finally read the lessons learned by a balding man who is actively in the trenches of 21st century life with social media.This book is the roadmap from hair loss making you feel like you are losing your life altogether to absolutely embracing your baldness as an important part of your story to becoming the most attractive version of yourself that you have an obligation to be! These words are backed by the men who took the risk of buzzing their head and never looked back. Their relationships got better, they hit new goals, and life got brighter. This book speaks to you wherever you are; whether it be the first time you realize you are losing your hair or right after you just had a date and the girl says she likes men with good hair. Growing Bald: The True Way To Deal With Hair Loss covers the following: -When is the best time to buzz your head -What is the best length to start with -How to tell people about your hair loss-How to respond to insults and disses -How to get more attractive with your bald head-What mindset will actually make this happen-How to stand out amongst the men you have seen lose motivation If you want to get a head start on your own personal revolution, then search "Max DaSilva Hair Loss" on Youtube




The Bald Eagle


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Describes the characteristics, habitat, and symbolism behing the bald eagle.




The Bald Mermaid


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The poignant memoir of an African American woman designer who reveals her secrets to a successful career while battling the effects of alopecia.