Author : Robert Massingill
Publisher : Bookman Publishing & Marketing
Page : 252 pages
File Size : 13,91 MB
Release : 2003-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594530005
Clean Jokes, Word Riddles and Quotable Quotes.
Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Pocket Books
Page : 448 pages
File Size : 29,23 MB
Release : 2020-07-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1982143657
In this “brave and heartbreaking novel that digs its claws into you and doesn’t let go, long after you’ve finished it” (Anna Todd, New York Times bestselling author) from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of All Your Perfects, a workaholic with a too-good-to-be-true romance can’t stop thinking about her first love. Lily hasn’t always had it easy, but that’s never stopped her from working hard for the life she wants. She’s come a long way from the small town where she grew up—she graduated from college, moved to Boston, and started her own business. And when she feels a spark with a gorgeous neurosurgeon named Ryle Kincaid, everything in Lily’s life seems too good to be true. Ryle is assertive, stubborn, maybe even a little arrogant. He’s also sensitive, brilliant, and has a total soft spot for Lily. And the way he looks in scrubs certainly doesn’t hurt. Lily can’t get him out of her head. But Ryle’s complete aversion to relationships is disturbing. Even as Lily finds herself becoming the exception to his “no dating” rule, she can’t help but wonder what made him that way in the first place. As questions about her new relationship overwhelm her, so do thoughts of Atlas Corrigan—her first love and a link to the past she left behind. He was her kindred spirit, her protector. When Atlas suddenly reappears, everything Lily has built with Ryle is threatened. An honest, evocative, and tender novel, It Ends with Us is “a glorious and touching read, a forever keeper. The kind of book that gets handed down” (USA TODAY).
Author : Allan Wolf
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 12,37 MB
Release : 2022-03-08
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1536204552
Learn vital processes and procedures about gardening through different types of poetry.
Author : Allan Wolf
Publisher : Candlewick
Page : 417 pages
File Size : 47,32 MB
Release : 2020-09-08
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 0763663247
In powerful, vivid verse, the master behind The Watch That Ends the Night recounts one of history’s most harrowing—and chilling—tales of survival. In 1846, a group of emigrants bound for California face a choice: continue on their planned route or take a shortcut into the wilderness. Eighty-nine of them opt for the untested trail, a decision that plunges them into danger and desperation and, finally, the unthinkable. From extraordinary poet and novelist Allan Wolf comes a riveting retelling of the ill-fated journey of the Donner party across the Sierra Nevadas during the winter of 1846–1847. Brilliantly narrated by multiple voices, including world-weary, taunting, and all-knowing Hunger itself, this novel-in-verse examines a notorious chapter in history from various perspectives, among them caravan leaders George Donner and James Reed, Donner’s scholarly wife, two Miwok Indian guides, the Reed children, a sixteen-year-old orphan, and even a pair of oxen. Comprehensive back matter includes an author’s note, select character biographies, statistics, a time line of events, and more. Unprecedented in its detail and sweep, this haunting epic raises stirring questions about moral ambiguity, hope and resilience, and hunger of all kinds.
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 27,29 MB
Release : 2013-03-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0736948503
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Author : Robert Massingill, Jr.
Publisher : Jones Harvest Pub
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 46,83 MB
Release : 2008-02-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781603881111
Did I say that? I must have. Did I make the comment that 1 + 1 = 98? That¿s crazy ain¿t it? How could that ever be?I know what it is. It¿s that new mathenomics they have now. You know how it is with all these inventions.I¿ve asked myself where I got all this nonsense about the figure 98. I¿ve always had this weird hang-up for 98. I think I know where I got it. When I was a kid watching The Beverly Hillbillies, when during the course of the episode, Uncle Jed was sharing with their family and friends about the marriage of two of their ancestors. He said they got married at 1898; she was 18 and he was 98.You remember the game hide-and-go-seek we used to play when we were kids? Everyone would go hide while the person who was ¿it¿ would count to 100. But there was an illegal catch. Sometimes the person would take a short cut by starting at 98; they would holler, 98, 99, 100, ready or not here I come. It just seems like 98 gets in the way all the time.Maybe if we didn¿t have 98, we would start all over with 1. Then we could count to 98. You know how it is; it ain¿t one thang, it¿s ninety-eight.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
Page : pages
File Size : 18,72 MB
Release : 2021-08-10
Category : Humor
ISBN :
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Robert Massingill, Jr.
Publisher :
Page : 282 pages
File Size : 30,28 MB
Release : 2005-05
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781594535147
There comes a time in a person?s life when he or she has to have a mind of their own. In order to do this, they sometimes have to break away from what everyone else says and think for themselves. They may have to say or do things their friends disagree with.so it is many times with the Holy Scriptures. So many different churches teach so many different things. Sometimes a person has to strip away everything he has been taught, and start all over searching for the truth.In ?Praying Behind the Veil?, that is what Robert Massingill, Jr. has done. Much of the material content in this book is controversial. It is not meant to be argumentative, but in many instances the writer makes the attempt to create thought provoking questions to help the reader make up his or her own mind.A person needs to be grounded in the truth as they understand it, but by the same token, they sometimes should be open-minded enough to listen to the other person. The writer of this book is only requesting the reader to read it with an open mind before making a decision.What does it mean for God to be with us? What does it mean for us to be able to walk boldly into the Holy Presence of God? What does the Bible mean when it says Jesus walked into the Holy of Holies in Heaven for our behalf? What does it mean to us that Jesus is at the right had of the Father interceding for us? What is the difference between Jesus being with us through the Holy Spirit than being here on Earth in person? Does the Bible say it?s God?s will for his people to be financially blessed? How does the prayer that Jabez prayed fit in with the New Covenant? What does the Bible say about eternal security?
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Page : 372 pages
File Size : 17,71 MB
Release : 1993
Category : Quotations, English
ISBN : 9780842350358
A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 34,6 MB
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1626866139
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
