Boy Gets Girl


Book Description

A woman's life of accomplishment is quickly destroyed by a disturbed admirer.




Sixteen Steps to Six Figures


Book Description

SIXTEEN STEPS TO $IX FIGURE$: A GAME PLAN FOR SALES SUCCESS is a humorous and insightful look at the extraordinary dynamics between the car-buying consumer and the automotive salesperson; a relationship that most often resembles a train wreck. SIXTEEN STEPS TO $IX FIGURE$: A GAME PLAN FOR SALES SUCCESS provides a structure for sales professionals to navigate the madness of the retail automotive industry and produce consistent six-figure incomes.




ARE YOU A HEREDEWOSO (Hîr-de-wo-so)?


Book Description

Matthew has invented the acronym HEREDEWOSO (Hîr-de-wo-so) in order to capsulize the five most common Evangelical misconceptions in hopes that he can exhort his brothers and sisters to look at them from a different perspective. This book is a must read for those Evangelicals who consider themselves to be intelligent and rational thinkers. WARNING: If your are an Evangelical, reading this book may cause a paradigm shift in your thinking for the better. PLEASE READ RESPONSIBLY! USES: This book has been written with the intention to diagnose and cure those who have a belief disorder called HEREDEWOSO. This disorder is quite common among Evangelicals. However, those who are suffering from HEREDEWOSO can take comfort in knowing that their condition does not have to be terminal. The cure is within the pages of this book. DIRECTIONS: The Author recommends that the reader consume this book in moderate portions in order to achieve the desired effect of increased wisdom, knowledge and enlightenment The side effects from reading this book may vary. The milder side effects could include but are not limited to: dry mouth, an increase in blood pressure and heart rate. If you are experiencing a sudden urge to throw this book across the room, or rip it into shreds while shouting, "this guy is an idiot!" you are without a doubt suffering from a more severe case of HEREDEWOSO. If any of these symptoms occur, the Author recommends that you put the book down very gently and slowly back away. Then, take a deep breath and meditate on Proverbs 12:15. Resume reading after 24 hours. If these symptoms reoccur, repeat the previous steps until they subside. Consulting your Pastor is not recommended. If he has read this book, he may not be willing to admit it and may have experienced the same or even more severe symptoms than you have experienced.




Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 23


Book Description

23 can it really be? Here are more jokes, jibes, jibs, and jabs, funny stuff, silly stuff, and one shaggy dog. All neatly tucked between these covers.




Yearning


Book Description

One of the first books of its kind addressing how young adults are living in an intentional community in the Episcopal Church. Young adults (18-30) are searching for a church that demands their involvement, whether it is in mission, worship, theology, or daily life. They want a church that is relevant and offers a vision of the Divine. This book places the church in context with consumerism, freedom of choice, war and terror, and the impact of technology now dominating the worldview of young adults. Drawing upon the proven success at St. Hilda s House in New Haven, CT, this book provides stories and narratives from young adult interns, who are involved in its mission and ministry."




The Definitive "Golden Girls" Cultural Reference Guide


Book Description

The Definitive Golden Girls Cultural Reference Guide is an in-depth look at the hundreds of topical references to people, places, and events that make up many of the funniest lines from the ever-popular television series, The Golden Girls. Over the course of seven seasons and 180 episodes, The Golden Girls was a consistent top 10 hit, yielding 58 Emmy nominations, multiple spin-off shows, and millions of lifelong devoted fans with its biting observations and timeless humor about such issues as dating, sex, marriage, divorce, race, gender equality, gay rights, menopause, AIDS, and more. Reruns are run on multiple cable networks daily and are streaming 24/7 on Hulu. This book brings 21st Century viewers “in on the joke” while educating readers about pop culture and world events from the past.




The Sopranos: The Complete Visual History


Book Description

Celebrate the 25th anniversary of The Sopranos with this definitive and intimate portrait of one of the most groundbreaking television shows ever made. The Sopranos is widely regarded as one of the greatest television shows of all time. Now, in honor of its 25th anniversary, this expansive volume explores the seminal series and the stories behind the stories through a plethora of photographs, archival materials, and exclusive one-on-one interviews with show creator, David Chase, key crewmembers, and cast, including Edie Falco, Lorraine Bracco, Steven Schirripa, and many more. Follow along as The Sopranos: The Complete Visual History takes you on a rich photographic journey through the trials and tribulations of T.V.’s most celebrated antihero, Tony Soprano, while he attempts to balance the responsibilities of domestic life and life in the “family”—all while suffering through panic attacks, a toxic mother, and a power-hungry uncle who would rather see him dead than Boss. Featuring an examination of the show’s influence on pop culture, a foreword by Rolling Stone’s chief television critic, Alan Sepinwall, and a touching tribute to the late James Gandolfini, The Sopranos: The Complete Visual History, is the ultimate companion to a television classic and required reading for serious fans of the show.




Year of the Fox


Book Description

Year of the Fox is the third volume in the continuing saga of Justin and Sophie Cataphlates, a very unlikely husband and wife crime-fighting team. Set in the year 1018, Justin continues as the Treasurer of the Roman Empire (which we now call Byzantine), while Sophie is the chief lady-in-waiting to Princess Zoe, the oldest daughter of Emperor Constantine, one of the two reigning emperors. While carrying out their duties and raising their daughter and son, the couple has to deal with the death of a senator, the forging of gold coins, and the theft of a priceless relic. Then, the fun begins, as they accompany Zoe on a hazardous trip to Rome, the long-ago abandoned capital of the empire where the papacy itself is in danger! As before, the Fatimid Caliph of Egypt is lurking in the wings!




The Back Porch Philosopher


Book Description

Our fast-paced world is filled with books, tapes and television shows that tell us how great life can be if we just listen to them and buy their products. It seems that our lives need to follow the same road as the crowd or we won't be happy. In The Back Porch Philosopher, Doug McLaughlin uses cliches, both popular and unheard of, to relay stories and spread the wisdom that we all have the power within us to find happiness. McLaughlin's engaging words and conversational style will make you laugh and make you think about life's choices.




More Than Soldiers


Book Description