Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 38,67 MB
Release : 2015-01-13
Category : Humor
ISBN :
Every kid loves Cute Kittys right? Cute Kitty Jokes For Kids Again! will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of more awesome Cute Kitty Jokes.
Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 28,57 MB
Release : 2016-05-28
Category :
ISBN : 9781533451910
Funny Cat Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! MEOW! MEOW! Q: How does a cat buy food? A: Usually purr can. MEOW! MEOW! Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left? A: None. They were all copy cats! Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
Author : Angie Bailey
Publisher : Harlequin
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 48,40 MB
Release : 2015-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1460380800
Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big
Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 25,28 MB
Release : 2016
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1426323271
Presents a variety of jokes and facts about cats, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and riddles.
Author : Uncle Amon
Publisher :
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 35,92 MB
Release : 2016-08-02
Category :
ISBN : 9781536812053
Funny and Hilarious Cat Jokes! Telling a funny joke is a great way to make others laugh and lighten the mood in conversation. Jokes always come in handy and kids love them! This funny and hilarious joke book is full of funny jokes about cats and kittens. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Withcolorful cat illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A: A bowl of mice cream. HAHA! Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? A: Catnip. LOL! Q: What did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch. HAHA! Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They are purr-fect! LOL! Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe. HAHA! Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? A: A paws. This funny joke book is full of cat jokes that will have you rolling on the floor in laughter! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and kittens will claw you up with giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Uncle Amon Uncle Amon is a best-selling children's book author with a mission. It is to create a positive and lasting influence in the world through children's books. Whether it be an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insight, learning, and integrity through his books. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 16,88 MB
Release : 2019-11
Category :
ISBN : 9781704332581
The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids or Friends Laugh With These (Clean) Hilarious Cat Jokes! Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purrr-suasive! This collection of cat jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes': In this book, you will find: 140+ Super Funny Cat Jokes 50+ Silly Cat Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip? A: The mewseum! Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me! *** Get your copy of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.
Author : Emily Neville
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Page : 193 pages
File Size : 34,4 MB
Release : 2017-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0486820696
Dave has the usual adolescent problems, mitigated by the consoling company of his cat. Recounted with humor and a realistic teenage voice, this Newbery Award winner unfolds amid the excitement of 1960s New York City. "Superb." — The New York Times.
Author : Cesar Dunbar
Publisher : Semsoli
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 31,89 MB
Release : 2020-06-15
Category :
ISBN : 9781970177138
Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author : Hudson Talbott
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 38,80 MB
Release : 2012-09-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1101648252
The perfect gift for cat lovers! Cats rule! And this funny, endearing look at cat culture shows how they've mastered the art of charming humans. Do you ever wonder how cats achieve the perfect blend of catitude and cuteness; how they can be both mild and wild? Here all the tricks of their trade are revealed as an alpha cat passes his wisdom to a new generation. Entertaining lessons abound, including a crash course on what to eat (mouse=do, gerbil=don't) and the importance of purr therapy to keep the humans calm. Hudson Talbott's spot-on humor celebrates everything we love about our fabulous feline friends, as well as the little things we put up with because we love them.
Author : Jem Vanston
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
Page : 216 pages
File Size : 14,86 MB
Release : 2013-09-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 178088589X
Dog is a cat- the only problem is that he doesn't behave like one! Instead he wags his tail, sticks out his tongue and yaps in a manner which is distinctly puppyish. Something has to be done! The pride of cats is at stake - the shame of an entire species a consequence of allowing a feline to behave in such a disgraceful canine manner.
