Dan the Barbarian


Book Description

Cut class.Kick ass. Save the frigging world.When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory.But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he's pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?Warning: Dan the Barbarian is an over-the-top adventure novel intended for readers 18 and older. It includes explicit sex, graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, and a foul-mouthed two-handed sword. Read at your own risk.




Dan the Destructor - Barbarians of the Storm - Book I


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There have been countless legends and with that, countless heroes destined to be the "chosen one". Dan is not that person. Sucked into an exotic, barbarous world, Dan meets a jovial warrior and finds himself on an adventure he could've never imagined - battling monsters, demons, armies, and evil sorcerers. Dan the Destructor is a mixture of sword & sorcery and post-apocalyptic B-movies presented in a quick paced pulp novel format. It's fun, badass, fantastical, and action-packed.




Barb the Last Berzerker


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Barb and her best friend Porkchop the yeti must save her fellow warriors from the evil sorcerer Witch Head before he destroys the land of Bailiwick.




Dan the Warlord


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Cut class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.Dan fought hard to win the throne. He'll need to fight even harder to keep it. When two armies descend upon the Wildervast, Dan must gather a barbarian horde to defend his lands, his people, and his wives. Meanwhile, an artifact of great power rekindles an ancient conflict within his own fortress. Then, as war rages within and without, the wicked, all-powerful succubus queen threatens to replace Dan's crown with a slave collar. With staggering challenges, fiery new wives, and everything on the line, Dan the Warlord is the epic conclusion of the Gold, Girls, and Glory series. Warning: Dan the Warlord includes graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, an extremely evil artifact, monster girls, a horde of foul-mouthed barbarians, and a succubus queen bent on making Dan her pet. Read at your own risk.




Barbarian Days


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**Winner of the 2016 Pulitzer Prize for Autobiography** Included in President Obama’s 2016 Summer Reading List “Without a doubt, the finest surf book I’ve ever read . . . ” —The New York Times Magazine Barbarian Days is William Finnegan’s memoir of an obsession, a complex enchantment. Surfing only looks like a sport. To initiates, it is something else: a beautiful addiction, a demanding course of study, a morally dangerous pastime, a way of life. Raised in California and Hawaii, Finnegan started surfing as a child. He has chased waves all over the world, wandering for years through the South Pacific, Australia, Asia, Africa. A bookish boy, and then an excessively adventurous young man, he went on to become a distinguished writer and war reporter. Barbarian Days takes us deep into unfamiliar worlds, some of them right under our noses—off the coasts of New York and San Francisco. It immerses the reader in the edgy camaraderie of close male friendships forged in challenging waves. Finnegan shares stories of life in a whites-only gang in a tough school in Honolulu. He shows us a world turned upside down for kids and adults alike by the social upheavals of the 1960s. He details the intricacies of famous waves and his own apprenticeships to them. Youthful folly—he drops LSD while riding huge Honolua Bay, on Maui—is served up with rueful humor. As Finnegan’s travels take him ever farther afield, he discovers the picturesque simplicity of a Samoan fishing village, dissects the sexual politics of Tongan interactions with Americans and Japanese, and navigates the Indonesian black market while nearly succumbing to malaria. Throughout, he surfs, carrying readers with him on rides of harrowing, unprecedented lucidity. Barbarian Days is an old-school adventure story, an intellectual autobiography, a social history, a literary road movie, and an extraordinary exploration of the gradual mastering of an exacting, little-understood art.




Dan the Adventurer


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Skip class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.During Dan Marshall's second year of college, the real world melded with a homebrew Towers & Trolls adventure. Dan got barbaric and battled giant spiders, an apocalyptic death cult, and an undead necromancer bent on flooding the universe with eternal darkness. Luckily, Dan has two amazing women at his side: Holly, a grey elf druid from a powerful family; and Nadia, a streetwise shifter with heavy connections in the local thieves' guild. When Dan receives a cry for help from a long-lost friend, he sets out to investigate an eerie crevasse in the forest. After a clash with slavers delays his plans, Dan vows to defend a village of helpless elves. But how can he protect the elves and save his friend when he's up against an army of vengeful slavers, mysterious creatures from another dimension, and a hot-blooded hobgoblin warrior woman determined to either kill or marry him? Warning: Dan the Adventurer includes graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, a murderous brother-in-law, monster girls, and bloodthirsty predators from another plane of existence. It does not fade to black. Read at your own risk.




Barb the Brave


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Disney’s Brave meets Dav Pilkey’s Dog Man in this side-splitting graphic novel about a young girl who has to rescue her fellow warriors from the evil villain Witch Head before he destroys the world! Perfect for readers aged 6+ and fans of Bunny Vs Monkey. Barb is a Berzerker, one of a group of warriors sworn to protect the land of Bailiwick from monsters. But the fearsome crew soon meet their match in the evil villain Witch Head. Using power from his magical sword, he tricks the Zerks and takes them captive . . . All except Barb, who escapes, taking Witch Head’s sword with her. Together, with her best friend, Porkchop the yeti, Barb must free her fellow warriors so they can stop Witch Head from taking over the land. On the way, she’ll battle vampire goat fiends, snotgoblins and a giant with serious foot odour issues (but please don’t mention that to him – he’s very sensitive about it)! The deeper Barb gets into her quest, the harder it is to keep the blade’s awesome power under control . . . Will she be able to rescue her fellow warriors before it’s too late?




Dan the Destroyer


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Cut Class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.Having obliterated Roderick's Raiders, Dan vows to lead three hundred elves and gnomes to an ancient red elf fortress in the Wildervast, an untamed region created by a powerful succubus queen. Even with four powerful women by his side, how will Dan succeed when he's up against ferocious creatures, desperate and deadly monster girls, and the mighty Warlord of the Wildervast? In a dangerous world, you can't just stroll to safety. Sometimes, to protect the ones you love, you have to become a destroyer. Warning: Dan the Destroyer includes graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking women, inclement weather, a haughty black panther princess, and a two-fisted antagonist you won't know whether to love or hate. Read at your own risk.




Thursday


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NO ONE CAN BE TRUSTED, AND NOTHING IS REAL Ender's Game meets The Matrix in this mind-bending debut science fiction novel from Nebula-Award nominee Jake Kerr. In a near future of decaying cities and gray skies everyone has escaped to the wondrous life of virtual reality. Including the criminals. And the most dangerous criminal in the world is Sunday, the leader of the terrorist group the Order of Days, whose sole mission is to destroy the false life of virtual reality and return people to the land of reality. Stumbling upon Saturday, a key member of the Order of Days, while on a simple mission, young FBI agent Gabby Kane brashly tries to single-handedly capture her, only to botch the mission. Gabby not only allows Saturday to escape, but she seriously injures her own neural connection to virtual reality in the process. With her career in jeopardy, Gabby agrees to a nearly impossible mission: Infiltrate the Order of Days as Thursday and kill the mysterious Sunday. Deep undercover and getting closer to uncovering the Order of Days, Gabby finds herself in increasing danger and without allies. But do enemies and allies even eixst when no one can be trusted and nothing is real? Thursday is the long awaited debut science fiction novel by multiple-award nominated author Jake Kerr. Starting with an undercover mission in virtual reality gone wrong and never taking its foot off the gas, Thursday is the kind of book where chapters don't exist because you can't stop yourself moving from the end of one to the beginning of the next.




Barbarian's Touch


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The next novel in the Ice Planet Barbarians series, an international publishing phenomenon—now in a special print edition with a bonus new epilogue! Lila has never been more frightened in her life, but when Rokan appears, everything changes. When I wake up on the ice planet, I’m scared of everything: This place is cold, silent, and the locals look more like blue devils than aliens. To make matters worse, one of the strangers decides I’m going to be his girlfriend and kidnaps me away from my sister. I’m completely and utterly alone. What’s a girl to do? Well, this girl escapes. Of course, that means I go from the frying pan into the fire, and my situation gets even more dangerous. Just when I have no hope left, a new hero shows up. Sure, he’s blue, horned, and has a tail. He’s also fierce, protective, makes me purr...and thinks I'm perfect. But is what we have real or just a mating instinct?