Dear Satan...


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Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you’re sleeping. Spies when you’re awake. Knows if you’ve been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil’s sake. Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn’t spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle. Dear Satan… Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea—after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job. Marduke’s mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil’s kennel master doesn’t expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life. It’s disgusting. Annoying. Tempting? Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams—and letting his dogs pee on people while they’re down—but there’s something about Merry… genre: paranormal romantic comedy, demon romance, shapeshifter romance, holiday romance, satan romance, matchmaking, cozy romance, hell romance







A Hell of a Christmas


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Marcy has always said everyone is welcome at her dinner table on Christmas Eve. That was before her youngest daughter brought a new friend home. A friend with horns and a pitchfork. Now Marcy’s mother won’t shut up about how in her day, girls only brought respectable men home for the holidays. Her brother-in-law is making booze-fueled jokes about how they’ll all have a devil of a time tonight. And her husband, off in the clouds as always, is no help. No one at the table is perfect. Least of all Marcy herself. But has she finally found the one guest she can’t open her heart and her home to? This short story is 2700 words long. It is also available in Santa’s Rejects, a collection of offbeat Christmas stories.




Dear Satan


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Within this book is a sacred code that will take at least seventy five thousand years to unravel, those that solve this riddle will find eternal life, those that don't will continue in eternal death, and those that fail to attempt will continue experiencing the resident grievances to their peace! ''DEAR SATAN (Is God evil)''(2002/2020), a liberal volume, is one of his diagnostic gifts to civilization, reproduces his remarkable thoughts on existence, legislation, belief, damnation, wars, salvation, communal thinking, knowledge, contemporary developments, and ethics using biblical certifications and elucidations comparatively. Deeply practical, Kanayo's unique and enormously talented scholarly pellucidity is comprehensively thrilling!The conscience is very rich in voiceless science but ignorance has persistently prevented humankind from discovering the sequenced beauty in prudence. There are three entities in the relationship called life. Man is constantly at the centre of that big conflict between God and Satan; the side he bends to determines what happens to man at a particular time! The Igbo gave me a language to think, the English gave me a language to write; sardonic. Isn't it? Never mind! Nigeria is a very wicked country; a country that starves her police force, gives the police officers guns, stations them at strategic junctions under the scorch sun with very tight uniforms and commands them to be sane. Love is the cheapest consolation to human tribulation! Enculturation, the opium of the credulous, is aberration to the generation ruled by confusion; Currently, Nigeria is a bad dream; all citizens must wake up scientifically and intellectually! It is a miracle that the highly enduring Nigerian police officers and soldiers have not killed their commanders before shooting the rest of the masses and finally turning their nozzles on themselves! Nigeria is a very funny country. The citizens are always in a hurry to nowhere! It is deeply upsetting writing about Nigeria. Gratefully, God blessed me with an inquisitive and versatile mind! Will there ever be peace in Africa without equity? How long shall citizens and subjects of Biafra be afraid to speak up against the unjust internal slavery ravaging the humanity of the Black race? Minus God, life is empty. Without God everything is meaningless?Did Almighty God betray Satan? Why is Satan and his cohorts allergic to ''Celecracy?''. Has anyone cared to ask what his grudges against God and His creations were? Was there any Court in Heaven that adjudicated the constitutionality of Satan's eviction? Was there total exhaustion of administrative remedies before the expulsion? What do Satan and his faction know about Almighty God which we don't know? While Westerners are deeply thinking, sleeplessly researching and scientifically investigating and discovering new machines, utilising artificial intelligence, making waves in medicine, mechanical, civil, and chemical engineering, astrobiology, aeronautical engineering, botany, hydrology, psychiatry, cardiology, gynaecology, paediatrics, and physiotherapy, our people in Africa are bedevilled with antagonistic tribalism, religious conflicts, unconscionable resentment, unscientific administrative methodologies, careless copulation, procreation, and marrying of three, four and five women in polygamies! I expect us to question our origination, encourage our motivations, appreciate our stations, meditate on our destinations, refine our agitations, shun petty divisions, check and balance our immoderations, enrich our suspicions, re-evaluate our frustrations, gain from our missions and revive our visions; we are the greatness, love and respect we seek. When will African countries be aggregately interested in atomic, biological and chemical weapons possession like Western superpowers?







The Confessions


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The Way Life Made Me


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The Way Life Made Me By: Jimmy Scales The Way Life Made Me: Silent Tears of a Savage is the story of an innocent child who battles with religious faith and is brought up through travesty. He morphs into a man with a low tolerance and bitterness towards life. He brawls with reason, inflicting the necessary consequences to those he deems as wrong.




SATAN'S PICK


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The Devil does not always make the right choice! There is one person who can save the world from satin himself. It is up to this one chosen one to keep hell in its place. They hold the power and the battle is about to begin.




The Autobiography of Satan


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Reprint of the original, first published in 1872.




The Autobiography of Satan


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We want best for our children. You can make your Child a Super-Child! Yes, you heard it right. Habits are the way which can really make our Child a Super-Child. Our child needs good habits, skills and values which he can use to develop himself into a super-child and unleash his true potential. This book is based on this theme. There are 52 simple habits which correspond to 52 weeks in a year. A child can make one habit per week and by the end of the year, he is will have 52 habits which will surely make him a super-child. The various chapters in this book consist of behaviours, manners, skills, habits and values which a child must possess so as he can be what he should be in life. These 52 habits cover all the aspects of child’s life—be it is his health, hygiene and fitness; his passions and purposes, his belief-system, his personal and family values. By reading this book, he as well as his parents can help him find his passion and purpose of life and how to successfully achieve them by adopting these 52 habits.