Do As I Say (Not As I Do)


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“I don’t own a single share of stock.” —Michael Moore Members of the liberal left exude an air of moral certitude. They pride themselves on being selflessly committed to the highest ideals and seem particularly confident of the purity of their motives and the evil nature of their opponents. To correct economic and social injustice, liberals support a whole litany of policies and principles: progressive taxes, affirmative action, greater regulation of corporations, raising the inheritance tax, strict environmental regulations, children’s rights, consumer rights, and much, much more. But do they actually live by these beliefs? Peter Schweizer decided to investigate in depth the private lives of some prominent liberals: politicians like the Clintons, Nancy Pelosi, the Kennedys, and Ralph Nader; commentators like Michael Moore, Al Franken, Noam Chomsky, and Cornel West; entertainers and philanthropists like Barbra Streisand and George Soros. Using everything from real estate transactions, IRS records, court depositions, and their own public statements, he sought to examine whether they really live by the principles they so confidently advocate. What he found was a long list of glaring contradictions. Michael Moore denounces oil and defense contractors as war profiteers. He also claims to have no stock portfolio, yet he owns shares in Halliburton, Boeing, and Honeywell and does his postproduction film work in Canada to avoid paying union wages in the United States. Noam Chomsky opposes the very concept of private property and calls the Pentagon “the worst institution in human history,” yet he and his wife have made millions of dollars in contract work for the Department of Defense and own two luxurious homes. Barbra Streisand prides herself as an environmental activist, yet she owns shares in a notorious strip-mining company. Hillary Clinton supports the right of thirteen-year-old girls to have abortions without parental consent, yet she forbade thirteen-year-old Chelsea to pierce her ears and enrolled her in a school that would not distribute condoms to minors. Nancy Pelosi received the 2002 Cesar Chavez Award from the United Farm Workers, yet she and her husband own a Napa Valley vineyard that uses nonunion labor. Schweizer’s conclusion is simple: liberalism in the end forces its adherents to become hypocrites. They adopt one pose in public, but when it comes to what matters most in their own lives—their property, their privacy, and their children—they jettison their liberal principles and embrace conservative ones. Schweizer thus exposes the contradiction at the core of liberalism: if these ideas don’t work for the very individuals who promote them, how can they work for the rest of us?




Do As I Say, Not As I Do


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A novel illustrating the relationship between a crack-cocaine addict father and his gifted teenage son.




My Bad Parent


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No parent is perfect. But let’s just say some need more guidance than others. My Bad Parent is a reminder of the lesson all parents will unavoidably pass down: Do as I say, not as I do. With full-color candid photos and wry captions, this book exposes the least effective techniques for raising healthy, balanced children. It chronicles the high adventure of raising a child to adulthood, or at least until the kid can do a keg stand all by himself. My Bad Parent tackles the toughest issues in modern parenting, including: •The number of feet in the air it is permissible to launch a child •The proper size paint bucket used as a motorcycle’s sidecar •The right time to introduce a toddler to the exciting world of political extremism •What’s better for a toddler—a standard or a retractable leash?




Time Management Ninja


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“This book will help you own your calendar, block time for what matters most and reclaim your life.” —Paula Rizzo, author of Listful Living: A List-Making Journey to a Less Stressed You You want more time to spend with family, to achieve big goals, and to simply enjoy life. Yet, there seem to be more and more things competing for your time, and more distractions interrupting your day. Craig Jarrow has spent many years testing time management tactics, tools, and systems and written hundreds of articles on productivity, goals, and organization, Through it all he’s learned a simple truth: Time management should be easy, not complicated and unwieldy. And it shouldn’t take up more of your precious time than it gives back! Time Management Ninja offers 21 rules that will show you an easier and more effective way to take control of your time and manage your busy life. Follow these simple principles and get more done with less effort. It’s no-stress, uncomplicated time management that works. “Read this book, apply its rules, and you’ll find freedom.” —Hyrum Smith, bestselling author of Purposeful Retirement




Do As I Say, Not Who I Did


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"Expert-backed sex and dating advice for newly independent college-age women, set against humorous, confessional stories"--




Do as I Say, Not as I Did!


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Most business books deal with the virtues and successes of various techniques and strategies. Do As I Say, Not As I Did provides an education about critical business failures and pitfalls of 29 successful entrepreneurs including the founders of Monster.com, The Container Store, and CiCi's Pizza. There are many sources for inspirational stories about successful ventures, but here the reader will find brave entrepreneurs baring their souls about how they got hit, and lived to tell the tale. The sometimes gruesome, often incredible details will have readers shaking their heads in disbelief, and in thanks that it wasn't them! Combining humor, candid personal stories of struggles and strategies, and rock solid business sense, ?Do As I Say, Not As I Did? is a roadmap to eventual triumph and a celebration of victory in the face of adversity. Entrepreneurs and employees alike will enjoy, and value, these real-life lessons.You will Discover?The deal is never done until the last dollar is in the bank.?Don?t be afraid to have a devil?s advocate on your team.?Success can be an entrepreneur?s biggest enemy.?Intellectual property protection may be your only barrier between POVERTY and PROSPERITY ?Don?t Hire the Resume?Do due diligence. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yes, you. Do it.?What to do when good partners go bad?Verbal Contracts are Not worth the Paper They Are Printed




Do as I Say, Not as I Do


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A novel of wry humor and parody on the counseling profession. After years of guiding and giving friendly advice to others, psychotherapists, Dr. Jane Haven, begins to question the authenticity of her profession, leading her to a thoughtful and provocative search down memory lane. Dr. Haven proceeds to dissect her past, as well as compelling present day issues that she is presented with, in a comical and light hearted manner.




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The SOCIALISTS


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A coloring book so great, everybody should be entitled to one! On the back of the middle class, those greedy Capitalists have turned a generation of voters into plebeian wage-slaves. Now more than ever, America needs a team of heroes to tell us what we ought to believe! Enter THE SOCIALISTS! Fighting the evils of wealth and prosperity, THE SOCIALISTS dedicate themselves to the virtues of economic equality, globalism, and FREE STUFF! From the author of the bestselling The Trump Coloring Book, xenophobes of all ages will enjoy bringing to life bestselling artist and humorist M. G. Anthony’s glorious line-art drawings of Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Beto O’Rourke, Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, and many more. Put your crayons, markers, and pencils to work on the rich greens of the dollar, the deep blues of Democratic states, and the reds and oranges of the burning flames of capitalism! Armed with economic ignorance and a smug sense of moral superiority, THE SOCIALISTS aim to level the playing field by demonizing the successful. After all, everyone will be rich as long as no one is!




Do As I Say, Not As I Did


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LAUGH & LEARN This bestselling book is a collection of amusing anecdotes and useful advice on a wide range of subjects: money, relationships, parenting, business, work, cars, food & drink, life & death, education, health, technology, media, aging, time, animals, baseball, sailing, sex, writing & publishing and law. The book is the sad—and also humorous and helpful—story of what the author did wrong over a lifetime and what he learned from his mistakes, plus what he learned from observing other people, companies, animals and events. Marcus often fantasizes about traveling back in time to warn himself not to make stupid mistakes. He says, "The ten-, twenty- and sixty-year-old me might have ignored the advice of parents, teachers, doctors and accountants—but not the advice of me. If I talk to myself I have to listen. While technology will not yet allow me to go back and talk to myself, I can warn and advise anyone else who's willing to pay attention. That's why I wrote this book. And maybe by looking back I can influence my own future."