Don't Fart When You Snuggle


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Meet Frank. His goal in life is to make humans smile. And that's exactly what he and his wisecracking pals do in this guide to living the good life—of a dog! From the creator of the popular greeting card line From Frank™, this playful ebook offers advice for dogs, by dogs, that's sure to brighten any human's day. Photographs accompany unfiltered insights into the weird and wonderful relationship that pets share with their loved ones. Anyone who follows Frank's advice is in for some extra belly rubs, guaranteed.




Mommy Snuggles


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In this book with simple text, animal mothers--and human mothers--show their love by keeping their babies close beside them wherever they go.




Farts in the Wild


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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!




Cowboys Don't Cry


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Stereotypical cowboy. That’s who I am. Just as quiet as I am tough. Just as broody as I am sturdy. Aloof. Truthfully, it’s the only way I know to protect myself; my heart. To escape the tragedy of my youth. Enter Mel McNeill. One night with her and all of my walls disintegrate before my very eyes. She’s hot. Sweet. Sassy. Smart. Everything I’ve ever wanted. Which is the precise reason that I run. The last woman I let into my heart broke me. I won’t go through that again. I like my life just the way it is. So, why can’t I get her out of my head? Why can’t I leave her in the past with all of the other ghosts? Why is it when both of our lives implode, I find myself unable to walk away? In the face of the unknown, we’ll discover if we’re strong enough to face it together, or if the uncertainty left behind by the actions of others will tear us apart forever…




Blessed Are the Crazy


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When do you learn that "normal" doesn't include lots of yelling, lots of sleep, lots of beating? In Blessed Are the Crazy: Breaking the Silence about Mental Illness, Family, and Church, Sarah Griffith Lund looks back at her father's battle with bipolar disorder, and the helpless sense of déjà vu as her brother and cousin endure mental illness, as well. With a small group study guide and "Ten Steps for Developing a Mental Health Ministry in Your Congregation," Blessed Are the Crazy is more than memoir-it's a resource for churches and other faith-based groups to provide healing and comfort. Part of The Young Clergy Women Project.




Don't Fart When You Snuggle


Book Description

Meet Frank. His goal in life is to make humans smile. And that's exactly what he and his wisecracking pals do in this guide to living the good life—of a dog! From the creator of the popular greeting card line From Frank™, this playful ebook offers advice for dogs, by dogs, that's sure to brighten any human's day. Photographs accompany unfiltered insights into the weird and wonderful relationship that pets share with their loved ones. Anyone who follows Frank's advice is in for some extra belly rubs, guaranteed.




When Pigasso Met Mootisse


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When Pigasso met Mootisse, what begins as a neighborly overture escalates into a mess. Before you can say paint-by-numbers, the two artists become fierce rivals, calling each other names and ultimately building a fence between them. But when the two painters paint opposite sides of the fence that divides them, they unknowingly create a modern art masterpiece, and learn it is their friendship that is the true work of art. Nina Laden's wacky illustrations complement this funny story that non only introduces children to two of the world's most extraordinary modern artists, but teaches a very important lesson—how to creatively resolve a conflict—in a most unusual way.




It Wasn't My Shame


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This is a story of survival. It Wasn’t My Shame tells the harrowing story of a young girl who navigates a treacherous path through childhood abuse. This story is a glimpse behind the scenes into the heart of a child trying to survive and heal when she has fallen through the cracks at every turn. This is a story of determination. In this story, Alice shares her deepest thoughts and feelings with the reader. It Wasn’t My Shame tells the story of a girl who seeks to find her way no matter what the cost. In equal turns heartbreaking and hopeful, this is a story of how with determination we all can rise above the dark circumstances of our life.




The Impossible Cottage


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Alex is a young guy about town in trendy, gay London. He knows life could better and does what he can to try and make it so, but the finer things in life always seem to elude him. Maybe he just needs to re-define "finer", after all, even a simple pop-tune CAN be perfect; can't it? Join him on his adventure to find out and see if he also finds out a few things about himself; sometimes even he's just not pretty...




Fruit of the Tree


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Joe never thought of himself as anyone special. He’s a regular working-class piece of work picking up a few bucks by day and spending them all by the next morning, trying to stay one step ahead of the repo man and keep his head above water. Then, one day, while working for a multibillion-dollar multinational corporation in Iraq, he finds himself chosen to continue a mission that has remained secret for thousands of years. In an unlikely turn of events, Joe is removed from his mundane existence and sent to find a legendary object that has defined and directed humanity since the dawn of time. Each encounter comes with a choice: Which way is genius, and which is madness? Why was he chosen? And who can he trust? Joe seeks knowledge, but too much knowledge is a dangerous thing. Only time will reveal the consequences for the world if he is successful. In this novel, an innocent man is thrust into a race against time; a quest to find a mysterious object that has the power to change the world.