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Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown

Author : John Lithgow

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 113 pages

File Size : 18,75 MB

Release : 2020-09-29

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1797209485

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Following the success of his New York Times bestseller Dumpty, award-winning actor, author, and illustrator John Lithgow presents a brand-new collection of satirical poems chronicling the despotic age of Donald Trump. Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown is darker and more hard-hitting than ever. Lithgow writes and draws with wit and fury as he takes readers through another year of the shocking events involving Trump and his administration. His uproarious poems and illustrations encompass Trump's impeachment, the COVID-19 pandemic, the Black Lives Matter protests, and much more. Lithgow targets Mitch McConnell, Mike Pompeo, Bill Barr, Jared Kushner, Elaine Chao, and many others, but also includes a few heroes of the moment, including Anthony Fauci, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and even Barack Obama. The book arrives at a time when it's needed most. With all-new poems and never-before-seen line drawings, Lithgow will once again make readers laugh and pause to remember some of the most defining moments in recent history—skewering the reign of King Dumpty one stanza at a time. Digital audio edition read by the author.



Dumpty

Author : John Lithgow

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 117 pages

File Size : 35,7 MB

Release : 2019-10-22

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1797201409

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New York Times Bestseller! Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is Volume 1 of a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bestselling author John Lithgow. Chronicling the last few raucous years in American politics, Lithgow takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency. • Lampoons the likes of Betsy DeVos, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, and dozens more. • Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings. • Draws inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, and even Mother Goose. • Great for fans of A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter by Scott Adams, and The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. The poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mother Goose, and many more. A feat of laugh-out-loud lyrical storytelling, this timely volume is bound to bring joy to poetry lovers, political junkies, and Lithgow fans alike. Audio edition read by the author.



A Confederacy of Dumptys

Author : John Lithgow

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 26,56 MB

Release : 2021-10-05

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1797209515

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The next book in John Lithgow's New York Times bestselling series Following the success of New York Times bestsellers Dumpty and Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown, award-winning actor, author, and illustrator John Lithgow presents the third book in his runaway hit series. A Confederacy of Dumptys takes us through a history of twenty-five "American Scoundrels" in this all-new collection of Lithgow's satirical poems and illustrations. While the Trump Era was rife with corruption and abuse of power, it was nothing new. Through Lithgow's cutting humor, you will read about a rogues' gallery of villains that came before Donald J. Trump, powerful men and women who were corrupt, venal, criminal, adulterous, racist, or just plain disgusting. With dark and lyrical stories from across American history, you will learn about long-forgotten figures and bad actors of today, including the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, the perpetrator of 19th century women's pyramid schemes, and participants in both the Watergate scandal and the Capitol insurrection. Trump and Nixon show up, of course, but also Leona Helmsley, Boss Tweed, Typhoid Mary, Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz, and many more. Skipping through time, and delivered with classic Lithgow wit and style, A Confederacy of Dumptys is an exuberant reminder of how not to repeat history. Digital audio edition read by the author. The perfect book for: • Political satire fans—viewers of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. • American history buffs and trivia enthusiasts—readers of Jon's Stewart's America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction and Josh Clark's Stuff You Should Know: An Incomplete Compendium of Mostly Interesting Things. • Poetry, art, and illustration aficionados.



Ring O' Roses

Author : L. Leslie Brooke

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 34,28 MB

Release : 2022-10

Category : Nursery Rhymes

ISBN : 9781922919472

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Find the world's favorite nursery rhymes dancing on the pages in this classic collection! With over 96 bright illustrations bringing iconic characters to life, your kids are bound to be hooked. Ring o' Roses is a must-have in every toddler's library! These rhymes and pictures have created lifelong memories for over a hundred years. Sit down and sing-along, or dance and make a party out of reading time. Laugh with them at the antics of Humpty Dumpty, Jack and Jill, Simple Simon and many more. Every rhyme is accompanied by L. Leslie Brooke's gorgeous illustrations that will entrance readers (and not-yet-readers) of every age.



If You Give a Pig the White House

Author : Faye Kanouse

Publisher : Castle Point Books

Page : 21 pages

File Size : 16,61 MB

Release : 2019-10-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1250256429

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A coiffed and blustery pig has shoved his way into the White House! A cleverly worded and illustrated picture book, this is the adult parody of the beloved children’s cautionary tale, If You Give a Pig a Pancake. Watch in dismay as the presidential pig gets into trouble, binges on too much Fox News and fast food, and cavalierly threatens national security. If You Give a Pig the White House both lovingly caricatures the original children's book series and shows just what can happen when a greedy anti-hero tracks his hooves all over America.



Whose Boat Is This Boat?

Author : The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 26 pages

File Size : 33,96 MB

Release : 2018-11-06

Category : Humor

ISBN : 198212119X

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100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief. Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster. On September 19, 2018, Donald Trump paid a visit to New Bern, North Carolina, one of the towns ravaged by Hurricane Florence. It was there he showed deep concern for a boat that washed ashore. “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal,” said President Trump to hurricane victims. “Have a good time!” he told them. The only way his comments would be appropriate is in the context of a children’s book—and now you can experience them that way, thanks to the staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Whose Boat Is This Boat? is an excellent teaching tool for readers of all ages who enjoy learning about empathy by process of elimination. Have a good time!



Drumpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall

Author : Jiminy Ricketts

Publisher :

Page : 42 pages

File Size : 12,97 MB

Release : 2021-05-15

Category :

ISBN : 9781737147800

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Drumpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall is a collection of classic children's nursery rhymes remixed for adults; all at the expense of Trump. Each rhyme has a beautifully detailed, on the nose illustration that brings these hilarious renditions to life. Follow the timeline of terrible mishaps during his presidency through these laugh out loud jabs at the ex Commander-in-Cheat himself. Not only will you love each of the adult nursery rhymes you'll also feel great knowing that 20% of profits from each book sold are donated to the Save the Children humanitarian charity. Learn more about the Save the Children charity at SavetheChildren.org The hardcover makes a great gift, coffee table book or bathroom reader. Especially for your uncle in the MAGA hat. DrumptyDumptyBook.com



Alice in Brexitland

Author : Lucien Young

Publisher : Random House

Page : 84 pages

File Size : 21,91 MB

Release : 2017-06-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1473551986

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Lying on a riverbank on a lazy summer’s afternoon – 23rd June 2016, to be precise – Alice spots a flustered-looking white rabbit called Dave calling for a referendum. Following him down a rabbit-hole, she emerges into a strange new land, where up is down, black is white, experts are fools and fools are experts... She meets such characters as the Corbynpillar, who sits on a toadstool smoking his hookah and being no help to anyone; Humpty Trumpty, perched on a wall he wants the Mexicans to pay for; the Cheshire Twat, who likes to disappear leaving only his grin, a pint, and the smell of scotch eggs remaining; and the terrifying Queen of Heartlessness, who’ll take off your head if you dare question her plan for Brexit. Will Alice ever be able to find anyone who speaks sense?





The Big Over Easy

Author : Jasper Fforde

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 404 pages

File Size : 17,14 MB

Release : 2006-07-25

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1101158301

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Welcome to the seedy underbelly of nursery crime. From the New York Times bestselling author of the Thursday Next series comes a rollicking novel—“as if the Marx brothers were let loose in the children’s section of a strange bookstore” (USA Today). “A wonderfully readable riot . . . cleverly plotted, magically overstuffed yet amazingly digestible . . . [for] anyone who wants the thrill of a good crime novel larded with highly literate humor.”—The Wall Street Journal Meet Inspector Jack Spratt, family man and head of Reading’s Nursery Crime division. He’s investigating the murder of ovoid D-class nursery celebrity Humpty Dumpty, ex-convict and lover of women, found shattered to death beneath a wall in a shabby area of town. Yes, the big egg is down, and all those brittle pieces sitting in the morgue point to foul play. Spratt and his new partner, Sergeant Mary Mary, search through Humpty’s sordid past in hopes of finding the key to his death. Before long, Jack and Mary find themselves immersed in a bizarre case that reaches into the highest echelons of Reading society and business.