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Go F*ck Yourself, Cian!

Author : Cian Twomey

Publisher : Bonnier Publishing Ltd.

Page : 208 pages

File Size : 42,93 MB

Release : 2017-10-05

Category : Humor

ISBN : 191127497X

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Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'



Cian: A Dark Mafia Romance

Author : LK Shaw

Publisher : LK Shaw

Page : 224 pages

File Size : 24,64 MB

Release : 2023-04-25

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Cian Donnelly is my Da's bitter enemy. He's also the man who won me—and my virginity—in a single hand of cards. Now, he's come to collect. Except I'm tired of being a pawn in a game I have no wish to play. Maybe it's time to make my own rules. The only thing I have to lose is my heart. CW: Attempted SA (not by hero)



Pretty When She Destroys

Author : Rhiannon Frater

Publisher : Rhiannon Frater

Page : 175 pages

File Size : 15,27 MB

Release : 2018-03-23

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1986773043

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Amaliya Vezorak always believed she was destined to live a failed life in obscurity until she was brutally murdered by an ancient vampire named The Summoner and reborn as a powerful vampire necromancer. The Summoner’s power did not diminish with his death. His long-laid plans are about to bring an endless night to the world, and once the veil between the living and the abyss collapses, reality will be forever altered. The followers of The Summoner are preparing to claim dominion over humanity, which spells doom for Amaliya’s new world and everyone she cares about. As Amaliya, Cian, and the others prepare for their final battle, it becomes increasingly clear that their ragtag group of humans and supernaturals will have to face the forces of The Summoner alone. Though the cabal is growing stronger in their abilities, they are depending on Amaliya to lead them to victory. Now the young woman who spent most of her life running away from trouble has to save the world…Amaliya Vezorak always believed she was destined to live a failed life in obscurity until she was brutally murdered by an ancient vampire named The Summoner and reborn as a powerful vampire necromancer. The Summoner’s power did not diminish with his death. His long-laid plans are about to bring an endless night to the world, and once the veil between the living and the abyss collapses, reality will be forever altered. The followers of The Summoner are preparing to claim dominion over humanity, which spells doom for Amaliya’s new world and everyone she cares about. As Amaliya, Cian, and the others prepare for their final battle, it becomes increasingly clear that their ragtag group of humans and supernaturals will have to face the forces of The Summoner alone. Though the cabal is growing stronger in their abilities, they are depending on Amaliya to lead them to victory. Now the young woman who spent most of her life running away from trouble has to save the world…



Pretty When She Kills

Author : Rhiannon Frater

Publisher : Rhiannon Frater

Page : 175 pages

File Size : 10,5 MB

Release : 2018-03-23

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1986773000

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Amaliya Vezorak never believed in happy endings. When Amaliya harnessed her necromancer powers to defeat her greatest enemy, she believed she had finally found a happy ending with Cian, her lover and the master of Austin. That happiness is short-lived when the vampire ruling over San Antonio attempts a takeover of Austin in order to capture Amaliya and use her power for his own devices. To make matters worse, Samantha, Cian’s ex-fiancée, is seeing ghosts, the untested vampire hunters of Austin are running scared as a supernatural war looms, a mysterious man is hunting Amaliya with the help of her one time lover, Pete, and Rachon, the Summoner’s favorite progeny, appears to be out for revenge. When Amaliya’s grandmother, a powerful medium, experiences terrible visions that reveal there is another necromancer vampire and she is crying out for help, Amaliya realizes happy endings do not come easily.



Go F-Ck Yourself, Cian!

Author : Mark Knight

Publisher : Blurb

Page : pages

File Size : 43,2 MB

Release : 2017-08-26

Category :

ISBN : 9781389702709

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We present 120 "Go F-ck Yourself, Cian!" excuses with 24 awesome hand drawn adult coloring images. Color those images and tell your partner a different excuse each time you need to have sex. Feel free to gift a copy of "Go F-ck Yourself, Cian!" to your friends, girlfriends and colleagues.



Aequitas

Author : Hope Anika

Publisher : Hope Anika

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 39,62 MB

Release : 2015-11-05

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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A Getaway Novella Honor Genovese, AKA Aequitas, is number eight on the FBI’s Most Wanted List. A hacker extraordinaire, Honor lives to destroy those who destroy others. Ever since the murder of her family and the kidnapping of her sister Hannah, Honor has worked tirelessly to unmask and obliterate the predators of the world, and to find the sister stolen from her. But when she suddenly discovers Hannah on the other side of the world, Honor must leave the safe, insulated realm she has built and dare to reach out to the man who hunts her. Cian Lazarus, former merc and renowned security specialist, has spent years tracking and tracing the identity of the elusive hacker Aequitas, but the woman he’s discovered is far more than he ever expected. Now he spends his days challenging her, enticing her, daring her to respond to the alluring pull and the inexorable history between them. When Aequitas finally—reluctantly—reaches out to him for help, it is everything Cian has been waiting for. Honor wants only to save her sister. But Cian is determined to unmask and claim the woman he's spent years chasing. And neither is prepared for the reality which awaits them, or the consequences of the truth that will ultimately define them... A romantic suspense novella. ◆◆Aequitas is a Getaway novella but can be read as a stand-alone work◆◆ Keywords: Free first in series, FFIS, Free, Free romantic suspense, free series starter, free romantic thriller, romantic thriller, romantic thriller series, new romantic thriller, linda howard, Susan Stoker, Toni Anderson, Rachel Grant, Romantic suspense series, romance series mystery, romantic thriller, romantic thriller series, romantic suspense anthology, romantic suspense, mystery romance series, mystery romance, Barbara Freethy, law enforcement romantic suspense thrillers, military romance, first love romance, found family romance, lost love romance, alpha male romance, action adventure romance, romantic suspense box set, romance box set, serial killer romance, law enforcement romance, contemporary romance, contemporary romantic suspense, contemporary romantic thriller, popular romantic suspense, popular romance, new romance, new romantic suspense.



The Fey

Author : Claudia Hall Christian

Publisher : Cook Street Publishing

Page : 298 pages

File Size : 35,28 MB

Release : 2010-09

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0982274661

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Released from Walter Reed Hospital, Sergeant Alexandra Hargreaves settles in her hometown of Denver, Colorado. With her family and friends close, and her enemies closer, she strives to collect the pieces of her shattered life.



Drum Circle Facilitation

Author : Arthur Hull

Publisher : Hal Leonard Corporation

Page : 262 pages

File Size : 33,99 MB

Release : 2007-06-01

Category : Music

ISBN : 9780972430715

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An introduction and guide to the concepts of facilitating successful community rhythm-based events.



Burgundy Hart: The Complete Series

Author : Lucy True

Publisher : Persephone Press

Page : 426 pages

File Size : 19,7 MB

Release :

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Burgundy Jane Hart is Rock Grove’s librarian and witch-in-training. Life in a supernatural town is pretty good for Burgundy and her quirky neighbors… until Burgundy is forced to face the unexpected. From a mythological menace bent on wrecking romantic havoc to witches placing the town under martial law, Burgundy gets more than she bargained for when the secret of her parentage is revealed. Soon, instead of enjoying small-town movie nights and pining for the woman she loves, our heroine is on the run. Will Burgundy ever learn how to use her powers, save her beloved town, and – oh, yeah – get the girl? Find out what it takes for an outlawed paranormal race to make a stand in this compilation of the complete Burgundy Hart series! Welcome to Rock Grove, a supernatural storybook town where one sassy small-town librarian/witch finds herself dealing with more than just overdue books! Search terms: lesbian paranormal fantasy, lesbian fiction, lesbian small-town fantasy, lesbian paranormal romance, lesbian urban fantasy, lgbt paranormal fantasy, lgbt fiction, lgbt paranormal romance, lesbian witches, witches, warlocks, paranormal fantasy, contemporary fantasy, small-town fantasy, paranormal romance



Windstorm

Author : Gaja Jezernik Kos

Publisher : Boris Kos

Page : 228 pages

File Size : 46,12 MB

Release : 2017

Category : Demonology

ISBN : 9619436814

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Liva Kasun is a Nightwraith. A witch on her father's side, a demon on her mother's. Only she wants absolutely nothing to do with the darkness of her heritage. Devoted to beauty and light, she uses her material-empath skills to aid people in need. But when a Fae walks into her antique shop, Liva's idyllic life shatters. Because not only is Cian a member of a demon-hunting race. The Fae is as sexy as he is lethal.



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