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Hey, Baby! What's Your Sign?

Author : Joss Harper

Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Page : 234 pages

File Size : 37,9 MB

Release : 2006

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 9781402729430

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What truly is behind the astrology of romantic relationships? With these tools, you’ll finally be able to measure more accurately the complex forces that shape character and personality, and draw people together...or pull them apart. Beginning with the Sun sign and going beyond, this astrological love guide explores more unfamiliar celestial territory. The Moon speaks eloquently about emotions, Venus reveals a person’s requirements for romance, and Mars points to propensities for physical passion. Lists for each sign feature spiritual goals, positive and negative characteristics, likes and dislikes, and much more. Find out in detail just what your horoscope says about you--and what your partner’s reveals. It’s a great way to chart--and make--a love connection.



Man Walks into a Bar

Author : Stephen Arnott

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 653 pages

File Size : 34,90 MB

Release : 2007-08-28

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1612433723

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A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.





Garfield's Guide to Everything

Author : Jim Davis

Publisher : Ballantine Group

Page : 130 pages

File Size : 42,2 MB

Release : 2013-07-30

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0345544641

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In Garfield’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. Sleep — “The best 18 hours of my day” Coffee — “Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables” Dogs — “They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply.” Love — “…is splitting the last piece of pizza.” Exercise — “My favorite spectator sport.” Mondays — “The armpit of days.” Golf — “That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’”



The Slam: A Romance (Hemsworth Brothers Book 1)

Author : Haleigh Lovell

Publisher : Haleigh Lovell

Page : 280 pages

File Size : 48,14 MB

Release : 2024-07-07

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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rom the New York Times & USA Today bestselling author, Haleigh Lovell. "A top favorite read of the year!" ~ April, Read & Share Book Reviews An athlete. An Aspie. A love story. I didn't want her here. I didn't want to be entrusted with her care. You see, she has Asperger's and she struggles with social cues. Somehow, she's convinced me to be her social coach. Somehow, the lines have blurred . . . Note: THE SLAM (Hemsworth Brothers Book 1) is a deliciously sexy, full-length romantic comedy. It can be read as a standalone. "This really is a beautiful love story." ~ Books and Boys "I have found the BOOK. The Slam was a grand slam. Charming, witty, funny as hell and very sexy, it had this underlying innocence and depth that completely spoke to my heart. It switched from side-splittingly funny to thought-provoking and serious, and back again without giving me whiplash. Just that warm, happy feeling you get when you read a damn good book." ~ Beth, Give Me Books/One-Click Addict Support Group "Holy hotness! I might need a cold shower after this one!" ~ Reviews from the Heart "So hot you're going to need a fire extinguisher." ~ M. Michelle "The Slam is without a doubt one of my favorite reads of the year! What an exceptional, totally refreshing angle on an already saturated genre. I LOVED IT!" ~ PopKitty Book Reviews "This book captivated me from the beginning. It was funny, heartbreaking, sexy and everything in between." SLB Book Blog "When worlds collide, it's a childhood bosom buddies to lovers tale of heartwarming, panty melting perfection." ~ April, Read & Share Book Reviews "The Slam is a grand slam winner of a romance." ~ Bookaholics Not-So-Anonymous "A love story with a refreshing twist. The Slam is truly a gem." ~ H. Robinson "What a breath of fresh air! Ender and Adelaide stole pieces of my heart that I may never get back." ~ GMB



Sleuthing for the Weekend

Author : Jennifer L. Hart

Publisher : Gemma Halliday Publishing

Page : 149 pages

File Size : 45,65 MB

Release : 2019-03-05

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1947110683

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From USA Today bestselling author Jennifer L. Hart comes a mother-daughter PI team, a cold case, and a little bit of luck! It’s St. Patrick’s Day in Beantown, and Mackenzie Elizabeth Taylor needs the Luck of the Irish to solve her latest mystery—namely, who was the mysterious Uncle Al, the man who left her his apartment building as well as his PI business? But that personal investigation has to take a backseat to raising her teenage genius Mac, and dealing with her immature baby-daddy and demanding mother. Not to mention taking on a job that will actually produce some green. The case is a gnarly dispute by two Irish pub owners who happen to be brothers as well as rivals over a missing inheritance. With the entire city out pub-crawling, Mackenzie goes hunting for a pot of gold...but winds up with a body instead. With an assist from Mac, Mackenzie must slip into her gumshoes and go toe-to-toe with Detective Hunter Black, her neighbor, protector, and main squeeze, in order to solve her case. this case and claim the reward before someone else. Can the mother daughter team successfully investigate in the middle of a city-wide chaos? Or is their luck about to run out? Mackenzie & Mackenzie PI Mysteries: Sleuthing for a Living – book#1 All Sleuth and No Play – book #2 Sleuthing for the Weekend – book #3 What critics are saying about Jennifer L. Hart's Mackenzie & Mackenzie PI Mysteries: "SLEUTHING FOR A LIVING by Jennifer L. Hart will be one of my new favorite cozy mystery series! Sure to be a hot hit!" ~ Fresh Fiction "What a great start to a new series." ~ Janet's Five Star Review, HEA Fictional Bookstore "A very enjoyable and laugh out loud read that was both engaging and entertaining, and I can’t wait to see what escapades will face Mackenzie and her friends. What a fun book." ~ Dru's Book Musings



Murder Al Dente

Author : Jennifer L. Hart

Publisher : Gemma Halliday Publishing

Page : 157 pages

File Size : 13,81 MB

Release : 2015-02-16

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1940371333

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From the bestselling author of The Misadventures of the Laundry Hag series, Jennifer L. Hart, comes a new mystery series of mouthwatering proportions... Pretty please with spaghetti on top? Andy Buckland has always dreamed of being a chef. But after a live studio audience is stricken with food poisoning during her debut cooking show, she finds herself blacklisted in the culinary community. The only job open to her is working in her family's southern pasta shop, and, to make matters worse, her first assignment is serving baked ziti to her former lover and his spoiled bride-to-be at their engagement party! But a broken heart and a bruised ego are the least of Andy's troubles when she discovers a dead body at the party with the words "welcome home" written in flour next to it. Is it a warning? A threat? Or a frame-up job? Andy is determined to find out. With the help of her over-the-top Italian family, Andy will prove that she has what it takes to not only cook the best dish in town but also catch a killer, too! **Recipes included** Southern Pasta Shop Mysteries: Murder Al Dente – book #1 Murder A La Flambé – book #2 Murder Al Fresco – book #3 Christmas Al Dente – holiday short story What critics are saying about Jennifer L. Hart's books: "A must read for all people who love a good mystery and a jolly good laugh...laugh out loud funny." ~ Black Orchid, Cocktail Reviews "Laugh out loud funny, realistic characters, snappy true to life dialog, and a sufficiently difficult mystery; all the required elements for an excellent read." ~ Manic Readers "I would not hesitate to pick up another of Ms. Hart's works as she definitely made me with one book a lifelong fan." ~ Joyfully Reviewed





Driving Sideways

Author : Jess Riley

Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.

Page : 354 pages

File Size : 20,45 MB

Release : 2008

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0345501101

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After receiving a kidney transplant, twenty-eight-year-old Leigh Fielding, feeling like a new person and discovering surprising new interests in life, embarks on a cross-country road trip to find the family of her organ donor, along the way picking up Denise, a teenage hitchhiker with a few secrets of her own. A first novel. Original. 30,000 first printing.



Their First Fall

Author : MJ Fields

Publisher : MJ Fields

Page : 458 pages

File Size : 34,61 MB

Release : 2024-04-24

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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A new adult/college standalone sports romance novel from USA Today bestselling author, MJ Fields. Their First Fall Keeka Alone in the world, after her mother’s death, she tries to find the life she dreamed of as a child. Trucker Alone in the world the family he felt part of began to fall apart, as his dreams of being an NFL quarterback become his reality. What happens when everything you had is gone, everything you wished for seems to be in arms reach, and your world begins to spin in circles? You Fall