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How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster)

Author : Marie Cardno

Publisher : Marie Cardno

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 22,59 MB

Release : 2023-05-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1991150350

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Life is tough when you’re an eldritch abomination. Trillin isn’t technically a person. She’s a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality–one shape-shifting tentacle at a time. Sian is sure important magical discoveries are just around the corner, if she can just get her portals to work reliably. Reaching the dimension of the Endless without being eaten on sight is a dream come true, and Sian is determined to explore every bit of it. For science, of course, not for the strangely adorable life-form who keeps popping up and trying to… flirt? But Trillin’s world can be a dangerous place, and keeping Sian safe might risk drawing the attention of the Endless itself–which will swallow Trillin up along with all her dreams of humanity. Together, can this unlikely duo escape the Endless, figure out the optimum number of appendages, and maybe even find love? How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) is a sapphic cozy fantasy romance between a witch scientist and a shape-shifting Cthulhu monster. HEA guaranteed!



How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

Author : Marie Cardno

Publisher : Marie Cardno

Page : 125 pages

File Size : 29,91 MB

Release :

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1991196881

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Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them. All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters? Monsters get killed. In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back. How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal romcom featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.



How to Get the Girl (And Not Destroy the World)

Author : Marie Cardno

Publisher : Marie Cardno

Page : 136 pages

File Size : 23,82 MB

Release : 2024-10-12

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1991196873

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They say you can never go home. They don’t tell you that it’s because the people you left behind split time itself into a million glittering shards, trying to figure out where you went. In the final book of the Monster Girlfriend trilogy, Sian and Trillin return to where it all began. …kind of. The Monster Girlfriend trilogy is a sapphic monster rom-com between a sweet tentacle monster and a chaotic butch witch, perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.



The Gargoyle Gets A Girlfriend

Author : Calandra Hunter

Publisher : Calandra Hunter

Page : 93 pages

File Size : 10,43 MB

Release : 2021-12-09

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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She’s gone viral Getting caught on camera was the last thing gargoyle shifter and park ranger Gwen wanted. But because of the blurry images, a trio of college students has come down to the state park to get clearer footage. Even worse, Gwen’s fated mate is also in the park for a glimpse of the mysterious giant bat creature. Adventurous Angie figured she’d have a nice holiday in the state park. Seeing the bat creature with her own eyes is just a bonus. Seeing that bat creature transform into a gorgeous woman is an even bigger bonus. Together, Gwen and Angie have to deal with the nosy trio and their camera. They’ll have to debunk the existence of the creature once and for all, or risk exposing shifters to the world and attracting more nosy humans to the park. Because the only human Gwen wants to attract, is Angie. The Gargoyle Gets A Girfriend is a steamy lesbian shifter romance, and perfect if you love protective gargoyles, arts and crafts, and finding love in unexpected places. This story was originally published in the charity anthology Her Wild Soulmate (gargoyle shifter paranormal cryptids fated mates park ranger series lesbian ff lesfic sapphic steamy paranormal)



Rangers to the Rescue

Author : Calandra Hunter

Publisher : Calandra Hunter

Page : 30 pages

File Size : 21,24 MB

Release : 2022-08-14

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Park Ranger Gwen figured that dealing with her territorial gargoyle when meeting her new colleague Charlotte was bad enough. Gwen doesn’t doubt that their boss Emily made the right call when hiring her, but try telling her gargoyle that. When a father comes into headquarters and announces his pegasus shifter son is stuck up a tree, all three rangers will have to come to the rescue. Convincing a pegasus colt that a chipmunk and a gargoyle mean him no harm? All in a day’s work for these three rangers! Rangers to the Rescue is a standalone short story of around 5000 words and non-romance prequel to The Gargoyle Gets A Girlfriend, in which Gwen meets her mate, and A Hellhound for Halloween, where Charlotte meets hers. (Paranormal pnr shifters park ranger prequel short story lesbian ff lesfic sapphic series freebie free)



How to Get a Girlfriend when You're a Terrifying Monster

Author : Marie Cardno

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 38,18 MB

Release : 2022

Category : Monsters

ISBN : 9781991150394

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"Trillin is ... a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality-one shape-shifting tentacle at a time. Sian is sure important magical discoveries are just around the corner, if she can just get her portals to work reliably. Reaching the dimension of the Endless without being eaten on sight is a dream come true, and Sian is determined to explore every bit of it. For science, of course, not for the strangely adorable life-form who keeps popping up and trying to... flirt? But Trillin's world can be a dangerous place, and keeping Sian safe might risk drawing the attention of the Endless itself... Together, can this unlikely duo escape the Endless, figure out the optimum number of appendages, and maybe even find love?"--Back cover.



How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster)

Author : Marie Cardno

Publisher : Paper Road Press

Page : 112 pages

File Size : 31,86 MB

Release : 2022-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781991150325

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Life is tough when you're an eldritch abomination. Trillin isn't technically a person. She's a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality-one shape-shifting tentacle at a time. Sian is sure important magical discoveries are just around the corner, if she can just get her portals to work reliably. Reaching the dimension of the Endless without being eaten on sight is a dream come true, and Sian is determined to explore every bit of it. For science, of course, not for the strangely adorable life-form who keeps popping up and trying to... flirt? But Trillin's world can be a dangerous place, and keeping Sian safe might risk drawing the attention of the Endless itself-which will swallow Trillin up along with all her dreams of humanity. Together, can this unlikely duo escape the Endless, figure out the optimum number of appendages, and maybe even find love? How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) is a sweet F/F romance between a witch scientist and a shape-shifting Cthulhu monster. HEA guaranteed!



Verity

Author : Colleen Hoover

Publisher : Grand Central Publishing

Page : 295 pages

File Size : 22,41 MB

Release : 2021-10-05

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 153872474X

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Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.



Her Soul to Take

Author : Harley Laroux

Publisher : Kensington

Page : 497 pages

File Size : 21,88 MB

Release : 2024-02-20

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1496752899

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FEATURING NEW EXCLUSIVE BONUS CONTENT! Like Buffy or The Vampire Diaries but with tons more spice, a titillating fork-tongued demon, and a ritualistic monster cult, the edgy dark romance that set Tiktok on fire is now here as a special edition with bonus content for fans of Scarlett St. Claire, Penelope Douglas, and Katee Robert. The demon didn't just want my body. He wanted my soul. Leon: My reputation among magicians is unblemished. Killer, they call me; killing is what I’m best at. One wrong move and you’re dead. Except her. The one I was supposed to take, the one I should have killed. The cult that once controlled me wants her, but I’m not about to lose my new toy to them. Rae: I’ve always believed in the supernatural. Hunting for ghosts is my passion, but summoning a demon was never part of the plan. Monsters are roaming the woods, and something ancient—something evil—is waking up . . . and calling my name. I don’t know who I can trust, or how deep this darkness goes. All I know is my one shot at survival is the demon stalking me, and he doesn’t just want my body—he wants my soul.



Writing Monsters

Author : Philip Athans

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 226 pages

File Size : 27,60 MB

Release : 2014-09-18

Category : Language Arts & Disciplines

ISBN : 1599638088

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Monsters are more than things that go bump in the night... Monsters are lurking in the woods, beneath the waves, and within our favorite books, films, and games--and there are good reasons why they appear so often. Monsters are manifestations of our fears and symbols of our society--not to mention they're a lot of fun--but each should serve a purpose and enhance the themes and tension in your fiction. In Writing Monsters, best-selling author Philip Athans uses classic examples from books, films, and the world around us to explore what makes monsters memorable--and terrifying. You'll learn what monsters can (and should) represent in your story and how to create monsters from the ground up. Writing Monsters includes: • In-depth discussions of where monsters come from, what they symbolize, and how to best portray them in fiction • Informative overviews of famous monsters, archetypes, and legendary creatures • A Monster Creation Form to help you create your monster from scratch • An annotated version of H.P. Lovecraft's chilling story "The Unnamable" Whether you write fantasy, science fiction, or horror, your vampires, ghouls, aliens, and trolls need to be both compelling and meaningful. With Writing Monsters, you can craft creatures that will wreak havoc in your stories and haunt your readers' imaginations--and nightmares.