Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 201 pages
File Size : 19,51 MB
Release : 2018-12-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1787830454
I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake. Romantic declarations don’t need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies – this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.
Author : Sasha O'Hara
Publisher :
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 31,4 MB
Release : 2017-10-12
Category :
ISBN : 9781977818737
From the Creator of the Best Seller Calm the F*ck Down, Sasha is Back with Another Hilarious Coloring Adventure about Love! I f*cking Love You is the perfect ode to real love - as in your darling snores like a chainsaw and leaves their dirty socks on the floor but you still love them damnit.When the honeymoon is over and the flames aren't burning as hot as your special someone's farts under the covers, get out your pens and pencils and color the things you can't say.Melt your tension away with these beautiful and hilarious pages. Relax and unwind even when love feels like a four-letter word. Express your affection in all its sometimes awkward and snarky glory. Over 45 Single-Sided Coloring Pages Color Test Page Included Ranges from Moderate to Detailed in Complexity. You Choose What You Want to Color Based on Your Mood. A Variety of Beautiful Designs Including Hearts, Flowers, Animals and Abstract Doodles Each Page Has its Own Subversive Saying, Like: "I'm sorry we fought, I hate it when you're wrong", "I love you more than I did yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off", "You're an asshole. But you're MY asshole", "As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy", "Pumped to get Humped", and many, many more. Contains Adult Language. www.sashaohara.com What people are saying about Sasha's Adult Coloring Books "Love, love, love this coloring book! I've recently become addicted to coloring as a way to relieve stress at the end of the day...This one is AMAZING! It's got great pages that are amusing and beautifully drawn. This is my new favorite in my collection."- Nicole F. "Coloring is FUN, especially in this book! This is a great, fun and stress-relieving book! The sayings make me smile, the words and illustrations are fun to color... and sometimes they resonate so much that they end up on my refrigerator!!!" - Celia G. "I love Sasha's sarcastic way of thinking. Right up my alley. Sasha never disappoints." - Tabatha H. "Great way to end a tough day. What a fantastic addition to the adult coloring book scene. Great illustrations and cheeky, but uplifting messages. I am really enjoying this book and the stress relief it provides after a busy day." - SK "Another totally awesome book by Sasha O'Hara! Lots of laughs too!! I love ALL of Sasha O'Hara's books and have them all!! I highly recommend all of her books, they will brighten any day and make you laugh and smile!! Her pages are so fun!!!" - AR
Author : Jason Naylor
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 151 pages
File Size : 44,84 MB
Release : 2021-01-19
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 1797203819
Live Life Colorfully is a quirky, illustrated mix of inspiring words, tips and tricks, and challenges from award-winning artist, designer, and creative director Jason Naylor. This colorful book is based on one of his strongest messages, Live Life Colorfully, and will inspire everyone who picks it up. • Find the silver living, taste the rainbow, and colorize your life with this vibrant book. • Filled with bright, colorful illustrations • Sure to motivate anyone who needs a boost Naylor spreads joy and kindness around the globe using his signature bright colors and even brighter messages with typography, illustration, and large-scale worldwide murals. Live Life Colorfully is a succinct way to say, "Be yourself, be brave, be proud of who you are, be kind, be loving, be happy, and be colorful." • An inspiring book with a little bit of edge and a lot of confidence • Taking a moment to deliberately notice colors in the world around you can significantly enhance your moment, your day, and your life. • Perfect pick-me-up for self-help, motivation, and happiness seekers, as well as lovers of pop art and bright colors • You'll love this book if you love books like 52 Lists for Happiness: Weekly Journaling Inspiration for Positivity, Balance, and Joy by Moorea Seal, Steal Like an Artist: 10 Things Nobody Told You About Being Creative by Austin Kleon, and Start Where You Are: A Journal for Self-Exploration by Meera Lee Patel.
Author : Ben Schwartz
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 40,98 MB
Release : 2017-10-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0316435007
A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial. For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips -- complete with illustrations -- that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.
Author : Tarryn Fisher
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 30,4 MB
Release : 2016-01-14
Category : Dreams
ISBN : 9781522778158
Helena Conway has fallen in love. Unwillingly. Unwittingly. But not unprovoked. Kit Isley is everything she's not-unstructured, untethered, and not even a little bit careful. It could all be so beautiful ... if he wasn't dating her best friend. Helena must defy her heart, do the right thing, and think of others. Until she doesn't.
Author : Mei Caikourou
Publisher : Funstory
Page : 406 pages
File Size : 42,41 MB
Release : 2020-02-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1648460186
"Are you sure you want to get married?" "She looked at him, who was leaning forward leisurely, and nodded furiously." "This is my last time accompanying you. From now on, we have nothing to do with each other!" "Now do you know what's good for me?" "You bastard!"
Author : Shannon O'Connor
Publisher : Shannon O'Connor
Page : 163 pages
File Size : 31,83 MB
Release : 2024-05-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN :
A curvy pink haired goddess, a womanizer & one unforgettable St. Patrick’s Day. The last thing Ellie was looking for was a relationship. She was only twenty-four, why did everyone her age suddenly feel inclined to settle down? These were our twenties for crying out loud. So when she goes out on St. Patrick’s day, she fully intends to find a girl, bring her home and never call her again. Enter Reese Williams, the eternal womanizer known for having a good time in bar bathrooms and not calling the next day. When she tempts a certain pink haired babe on St. Patrick’s day, she expects her to be as obsessed as the rest of them. But when she leaves without asking for her phone number, she can’t help but think about her. So when they continue to run into each other all day, is this fate intervening or the luck of the Irish? Will Ellie finally settle down and call Reese back, or will their lucky night be just that? A FF St.Patrick's Day Rom-com.
Author : Sara Arey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 188 pages
File Size : 25,96 MB
Release : 2018-06-18
Category :
ISBN : 9781719544450
You try to live a positive life and to be in the flow. You know that you're lovable, that things are going to work out, and that the Universe loves you. And yet you still struggle. You sometimes feel overwhelmed, discouraged, stressed and scared. You want things to be different, but you don't know how to get there from here. Sara Arey has spent over 25 years working with energy and consciousness development. In a deeply spiritual experience, she was told that the point of life is to live! But how do you live and enjoy life when painful, hard things happen? How do you stay positive and manifest what you want? What do you do when you don't know what to do? This is where spirituality meets real life. This book is for you if you want to: Stop procrastinating and being stopped by fear. Take inspired action. Let go of your saboteur voice. Feel more confident. Have more freedom, abundance, joy and love. You're so much more than you've thought. The Universe F*cking Loves Me will help you open to and claim that "more," and to develop an increasingly loving relationship with yourself and the Universe. The ripples from this are life-changing.
Author : Tara Schuster
Publisher : Dial Press
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 17,86 MB
Release : 2020-02-18
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 0525509895
Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed “Compelling, persuasive, and useful no matter where you are in your life.”—Chelsea Handler, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help. Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to • fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude • excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness • identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose • silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism • carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule • create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.
Author : Jeremy Gutsche
Publisher : Crown Currency
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 13,45 MB
Release : 2015-03-17
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 0385346557
Out-innovate, outsmart and outmaneuver your competitors with tactics from the CEO of TrendHunter.com, Jeremy Gutsche. In our world of chaos and change, what are you overlooking? If you knew the answer, you’d be a better innovator, better manager, and better investor. This book will make you better by teaching you how to overcome neurological traps that block successful people, like you, from realizing your full potential. Then, it will make you faster by teaching you 6 patterns of opportunity: Convergence, Divergence, Cyclicality, Redirection, Reduction and Acceleration. Each pattern you’ll learn is a repeatable shortcut that has created fortunes for ex-criminals, reclusive billionaires, disruptive CEOs and ordinary people who unexpectedly made it big. In an unparalleled study of 250,000 ideas, Jeremy and his TrendHunter.com team have leveraged their 100,000,000 person audience to study what actually causes opportunity: data-driven research that was never before possible. The result is a series of frameworks battle-tested with several hundred brands, and top executives at some of the most successful companies in the world who rely on Jeremy to accelerate their hunt for ideas. Better and Faster will help you learn to see patterns and clues wherever you look that will put you on the smarter, easier path to finding those breakthrough ideas, faster.
