I Laughed So Hard I Peed My Pants!


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Female urinary incontinece; exercises, and education for increasing bladder control




Necroman


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What would you do if someone gave you absolute justice, absolute anonymity, and absolute power over evil men? Would it lead you from all that is good? Might you become drunk with the power of true evil? Allowing you privilege to unleash a lifetime of sorrow, betrayal, and anger. This is the story of such a man; who exercises his vigilante justice on those that commit the most heinous crimes against others. Even under the eyes of scrutiny Necroman's powers enable him to leave no forensic evidence or witnesses behind. Yet, the homicide detective Stephanie Bowers struggles to put anything together? The darkness of Necroman's legacy stains all those around him as the life of a young woman is changed forever. Necroman eventually sees the fact that he is becoming the very evil that he despises and destroys. He starts to understand that his justice is no justice at all. Characters transform this story as they themselves change over the course of the book. These changes are both outward and inward as each being finds that they can be more than they ever thought possible. Necroman escapes the cancerous lies of evil only to find he must pursue an even greater evil, growing ever closer to its source. You will take a front seat for a ride that shows you this world from a different perspective and a glimpse of a world that is yet to come. Necroman makes choices we have all pondered but do not act, because we have not become lost in a night that has no dawn as Necroman has.




Joleen


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After a ten-year absence, Ed Bach, author of the controversial collection of short stories, So Long, Charlie, delivers his latest and most complex novel to date, Joleen. Bachs latest work is an unsentimental look at two people struggling to make sense of the world, the beautiful but mentally unbalanced, Joleen Simmons and her clinging, colorless husband, Hush Simmons. Entering high school, Joleen becomes an immediate sensation. She is sweet, charming and very beautiful. But that sweet high school introduction abruptly ends when a lurid side of Joleen reveals itself and she is abruptly snubbed by her many friends. In college, Joleen joins a well-respected theatrical group where her natural gifts bring immediate success. She quickly maneuvers to the top only to blow it when she is given the lead in the schools featured play and is laughed from the stage. Rejected, she takes a job she hates. She becomes restless and marries a man she will soon regret. She torments her daughter yet confides in a sister who continually betrays her. She bullies her mother yet adores a womanizing, drunken father. She performs whorishly in bed with a husband she refuses to kiss. Reminiscent of April Wheeler in Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road, Joleen Simmons is a woman thrust into a life she neither wants nor accepts. No one can say for certain if Joleen is a complete nut case, mentally unbalanced, crazy, or simply someone so broken by the events of her past that she unashamedly torments and manipulates her way through life. And what of Hush Simmons, the fawning high school friend Joleen marries, divorces, then quickly lures back into bed? Is it her natural beauty that drives him to the limits of his own sanity? Her superior upbringing? Her familys wealth? Or is it Joleens raunchy behavior that steals his personal identity and turns him into a man he no longer recognizes, someone so corrupted by his wifes physical aggression that he loses sight of who he is and what he has become, a murderer? From the author of So Long, Charlie, Bach delivers an existential examination into the lives of two people at war with each other and themselves, a couple so riddled with childhood memories that their present actions only serve to drive them further and further apart. Bach offers no answers to lifes greater mysteries. Instead he brings to mind questions the reader may wonder about for years. While the story and its many characters are fictionalized, the storys central plot, is real.




Lost In Place


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Lost in place


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Junior Asparagus is fearful after getting lost during a game of hide-and-seek, until a strange book transports him to a spaceship where everyone is frantic about being lost and Junior reminds them that God is with them, wherever they are.





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.a personal journey of enormous merit.one of the world's great mystics blended with sound intelligence and clear self discovery. Excellent balance between inner and outer experiences, grounding the reader in the mundane as well as the spiritual heights. I almost never offer superlatives; my standards are too high. This work is real, and REALLY good. Louise Mallory-Elliott, PhD., former clinical psychologist; now Melchizedek minister and teacher of spiritual consciousness "I Am Liberty" is a story of one woman's quest to be "in the world but not of it." With a Mighty Assistant and a storehouse of revelatory glimpses of True Reality, Libby begins to imagine how her life would be lived as an ascended being. When the imagining starts to become her daily reality, the true work of Spirit begins and she is inexorably drawn into the evolution of mind promised by God. Often breathtaking, frequently profound, "I Am Liberty" is a courageous and captivating story of realizing and returning to God.




Off Limits: The Duet


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Off Limits: The Duet contains the first two books in the Off Limits YA romantic comedy series. If you like awkward situations, first kisses, and laugh-out loud moments, you’ll love these sweet romances. Off Limits: The Best Friend: She’s the high school klutz. He’s the best friend. But it wasn’t enough. Alexa Parker’s only goal is to get into the best pre-med program in the country. No big deal. Except that nothing in her life ever goes as planned. If an ice cream machine is going to explode, it will be her pulling the handle. If a cactus is going to be sat on, it will be her butt that will be full of needles. The only thing going right is the fact that her lifelong—and only—friend, Charlie, has stuck by her side through it all. Until Alex realizes she likes him more than a friend, and she manages to mess that up too. Off Limits: The Smarty Pants: She’s a free spirit. He’s bound by the rules. A school trip is going to change everything. Gracie Porter was born an artist. But then her mom goes back to work and Gracie suddenly finds herself taking care of her six younger siblings, with no time for herself. When Gracie is offered a spot on a weeklong school trip, she jumps at the chance. She didn’t count on the cute, but nerdy, Markus Brown being there as well. Markus Brown is too smart for his own good. At least, that’s how everyone else sees him. In reality, he’s living the life his father paved for him. When Markus ends up on the same school trip as Gracie, his secret crush, he finally feels like he has permission to be himself, and to go after the girl of his dreams. But he’s been entrenched in his father’s thinking far too long, and there are some old habits that won’t die without a fight. Gracie and Markus have one week to open their hearts, learn to trust each other, and realize that life is better when they don't try to do it alone. Young Adult, YA romance, Romantic Comedy, Funny, Humorous, Hallmark, Sweet Romance, Clean Romance, Teen Romance, Friendship, Romance Series, Inspirational Romance, Teen Love, Best Friends, Boxed Set, Collection




Off Limits: The Best Friend


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She’s the high school klutz. He’s the best friend. But it wasn’t enough. Alexa Parker’s only goal is to get into the best pre-med program in the country. No big deal. Except that nothing in her life ever goes as planned. If an ice cream machine is going to explode, it will be her pulling the handle. If a cactus is going to be sat on, it will be her butt that will be full of needles. The only thing going right is the fact that her lifelong—and only—friend, Charlie, has stuck by her side through it all. Until Alex realizes she likes him more than a friend, and she manages to mess that up too. Off Limits: The Best Friend is the first book in a YA romantic comedy series. If you like awkward moments, first kisses, and laugh-out loud moments, you’ll love this sweet romance. Grab Off Limits: The Best Friend for FREE and discover this fun YA romance series today! Young Adult, YA romance, Romantic Comedy, Funny, Humorous, Hallmark, Sweet Romance, Clean Romance, Teen Romance, Friendship, Romance Series, Inspirational Romance, free book




All Good People Here


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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • In the propulsive debut novel from the host of the #1 true crime podcast Crime Junkie, a journalist uncovers her hometown’s dark secrets when she becomes obsessed with the unsolved murder of her childhood neighbor—and the disappearance of another girl twenty years later. ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: PopSugar You can’t ever know for sure what happens behind closed doors. Everyone from Wakarusa, Indiana, remembers the infamous case of January Jacobs, who was discovered in a ditch hours after her family awoke to find her gone. Margot Davies was six at the time, the same age as January—and they were next-door neighbors. In the twenty years since, Margot has grown up, moved away, and become a big-city journalist. But she’s always been haunted by the feeling that it could’ve been her. And the worst part is, January’s killer has never been brought to justice. When Margot returns home to help care for her uncle after he is diagnosed with early-onset dementia, she feels like she’s walked into a time capsule. Wakarusa is exactly how she remembers—genial, stifled, secretive. Then news breaks about five-year-old Natalie Clark from the next town over, who’s gone missing under circumstances eerily similar to January’s. With all the old feelings rushing back, Margot vows to find Natalie and to solve January’s murder once and for all. But the police, Natalie’s family, the townspeople—they all seem to be hiding something. And the deeper Margot digs into Natalie’s disappearance, the more resistance she encounters, and the colder January’s case feels. Could January’s killer still be out there? Is it the same person who took Natalie? And what will it cost to finally discover what truly happened that night twenty years ago? Twisty, chilling, and intense, All Good People Here is a searing tale that asks: What are your neighbors capable of when they think no one is watching?




Something About Forever


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Boys. They are bound to be the death of me. Especially one with blue eyes, perfectly Mormon cut hair, and probably the inspiration for the girl’s camp song "Hot Priest". Why the heck did he have to be the bishop’s son? Cause here’s the thing. While I’m Mormon, I don’t really belong. I mean, I want to, but I just can’t seem to keep on the straight and narrow. Seriously, look at me. I’m not even supposed to use the name Mormon anymore, but Latter-Day Saint is a mouthful. So I’m sticking to Mormon. Sorry, Prophet. The bishop knows my past. He knows my problems. There is no freaking way he’s going to let me date his son. Yet, Nate comes after me anyway. And I fall hard. But eventually….I will have to tell him about my past. And I know, he’ll run far, far away from me when I do.