Hilarious Roasts, Toasts and One-Liners


Book Description

Speakers, writers, and everyone who likes to laugh will grab this witty compilation of fast, funny remarks right off the shelf. The humorous collection, with amusing illustrations throughout, includes side-splitting quotes and comic observations from Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Jerry Seinfeld, Groucho Marx, Lucille Ball, Mae West, Oscar Wilde, and many others. In addition to the roasts and toasts, there are one-liners perfect for easing a situation and charming an audience.




Jokes for Roasts and Toasts


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This series of time-tested joke books helps jokers with a funny quip in any selling. Classic Jokes brings together 500 jokes from the routines of countless standup comedians, such as "How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change." Jokes for Roasts and Toasts provides speakers with a treasure of pithy remarks and merciless insults for any engagement. And running the gamut from crude to tasteless, Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men allows would-be jokers to be completely inappropriate at the most appropriate times.




Complete Book of Roasts, Boasts, and Toasts


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Jokes about relatives, physical traits, hobbies, personality types, and professions ranging from mayor to ditchdigger are collected for use by public speakers.




Jokes Every Man Should Know


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This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke




Roasts & Toasts


Book Description

Hundreds of one-liners for dozens of different occasions and personality types. B/W illus. 96p.




The Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts


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From an acknowledged "roastmaster" comes the quintessential handbook for public speakers at any occasion, featuring the best one-liners, put-downs, anecdotes, and jokes for every conceivable subject.




Little Giant Encyclopedia - Toasts and Quotes


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From the perennially popular "Little Giant Encyclopedia" series comes "Toasts & Quotes," now beautifully repackaged in a sophisticated new edition that will make a great gift. This delightful book is packed full of interesting, witty, and heartfelt sentiments for all occasions. Enhance your conversation--or any speech--with witty quotations, thoughts, and toasts on everything from marriage to alcohol, politics to civilization, cinema to computers. More than 2,000 quotes and 800 proverbs range from ancient thinkers such as Lao-Tzu and Plato to wit from modern entertainers like Letterman and Miss Piggy.







Comedy Writing for Late-Night TV


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He has written and produced comedy/talk shows for over fifteen years. Now four-time Emmy winner Joe Toplyn reveals his proven methods of writing for late-night television in this one-of-a-kind insider's guide. Toplyn analyzes each type of comedy piece in the late-night TV playbook and takes you step-by-step through the process of writing it. His detailed tips, techniques, and rules include: * 6 characteristics every good monologue joke topic must have* 6 specific ways to generate punch lines* 12 tools for making your jokes their funniest* 7 types of desk pieces and how to create them* 9 steps to writing parodies and other sketches * How to go after a writing job in late night* PLUS a complete sample comedy/talk show submission packetAlso use this comprehensive manual to write short-form comedy for the Internet, sketch shows, magazines, reality shows, radio, advertising, and any other medium.




I Only Roast the Ones I Love


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Ross, one of the meanest men in comedy, offers anecdotes and deconstructs themakings of a great roast.




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