Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 44,9 MB
Release : 2017
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 142632717X
Brace yourself for some serious (seriously fun) ickiness! This delightfully disgusting book is a tribute to all kinds of everyday nastiness! Discover yucky jokes, laugh-out-loud lists, kooky knock-knocks, funny puns, strange tongue twisters, and more to share with friends and family. Funny profiles of super-gross animals and weird-but-true science show that grossness is also downright fascinating.
Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 36,1 MB
Release : 2012
Category : Knock-knock jokes
ISBN : 1426310161
Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colourful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp. Releases simultaneously in Reinforced Library Binding: 978-1-4263-1017-1 , $15.90/$17.95 Can
Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 40,61 MB
Release : 2012
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1426309309
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
Author : Rosie Pattison
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 46,46 MB
Release : 2013
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1426313780
Presents a variety of jokes and facts, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, and traditional question and answer jokes.
Author : Emily Doherty
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 141 pages
File Size : 30,57 MB
Release : 2016-04-05
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 1940716578
Today’s pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless information—like what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And where’s the good stuff—the useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own? Hilarious, candid, and easy to read, Funny Little Pregnant Things is full of helpful information about all the stuff people don’t tell you about pregnancy—the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Author : Andy Griffiths
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 47,81 MB
Release : 2016-11-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0545347572
A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly
Author : Ellen DeGeneres
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 32,67 MB
Release : 2011-10-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0446585033
~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan
Author : Ruth A. Musgrave
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 22,74 MB
Release : 2013
Category : Local author
ISBN : 1426310986
Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 3 will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colourful, photo-driven style. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milkshake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.
Author : Andy Griffiths
Publisher : Pan Australia
Page : 184 pages
File Size : 45,70 MB
Release : 2007-11-10
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1742622194
In the tradition of Just Tricking!, Just Annoying!, Just Stupid! and Just Crazy!, Andy Griffiths has written nine highly original, humorous new stories about Andy G. Includes a terrible agonising death by flesh-eating zombies, a battle with brussel sprouts (the sprouts win) and the disgusting fact that cockroaches can live for nine days without their heads (they only die because they starve to death). Complemented by imaginative, chaotic and downright disgusting illustrations by Terry Denton.
Author : The Sander Family
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 23,25 MB
Release : 2006
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740761508
Gross News is a collection of true (and truly nasty) stories that have happened all over the world. This offbeat book oozes with Ewws and all the funny, gross news that's fit to print, including: A lung specialist who instructed his medical patients to boost their immune systems by picking their noses and eating what they find. A dead whale that was being hauled across a town in Taiwan when it exploded because of a buildup of gases in the mammal's stomach. Cars and pedestrians were soaked by the blast. A Chinese man the Guinness Book of Records once named the hairiest man in the world who needed surgery to remove ear hair because it was so thick it blocked his hearing. Full of creepy crawlers, creatures from the deep, bodily (mal)functions, and more, Gross News is the perfect book to share with friends and familyAjust not over dinner!
