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Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 232 pages

File Size : 10,70 MB

Release : 2019-02-22

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0244162204

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WAR! That's the situation on the planet Zaaria. Overwhelmed by overpowered Rebels, the hopes of the planet rest in one space adventuring duo. Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar. This time, though, it's personal. Zaaria is Xlaar's planet, and it's his family who give the call. Last time he was there, he left in disgrace, so has conflict changed his ways in the eyes of his father, King Zuur? Or is he still seen as the reckless warrior he once was. Join another thrilling Kirk Sandblaster adventure filled with twists, turns, and even more sandwiches than ever before. Find out who is behind the rebellion, the power of Super Power-Suits, and what a Zaarian Bond is... Amazon readers have called the Kirk Sandblaster series ""Absolutely fantastic read..."", ""utterly hilarious"" and ""humorous and smart"". Complete the collection today by adding Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War to your sci-fi comedy collection.



Kirk Sandblaster vs Protocol 9

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 136 pages

File Size : 31,14 MB

Release : 2020-01-28

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0244235244

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BZZZZ! Technology has gone rogue in Universia. Everything from robots, computers, even vending machines are in revolt, doing anything they can to harm anyone made of fleshy goodness. And who is the fleshbag they want to harm the most? Kirk Sandblaster. Once again, the space adventurer finds himself - and his alien sidekick, Xlaar - facing off against an enemy that threatens every beings existence. But, could the mind behind this rebellion be someone close to the duo? And if so, how can they defeat someone they love? Jump once again into the 4 Quadrants of Universia, and the adventures of cocksure rogue, Kirk Sandblaster. A science fiction comedy fuelled by bad ideas, good intentions, and plenty of sandwiches. Readers call Kirk Sandblaster ""a fast-paced action comedy"", ""exotic and esoteric"", and ""reminiscent of Douglas Adams"". But don't take their words for it, grab the latest Kirk adventure and find out for yourself!



Suplex Sounds of the 70s

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 242 pages

File Size : 28,69 MB

Release : 2015-09-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1326399004

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What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab meat, sparkling pastry sugar, and lashing of root beer from the Old West. That made you hungry? Well then, let's hope you have a strong stomach... From the mind that conjured up the madness that was Bad Sandwich, and the drunken adventures of Strange Days in High Wycombe, comes more tales of horror, comedy, and so much more. Listen to a ghost story, find out what links mobile phones & bananas, and discover who exactly Francis Penterland might be. Open up, and let the yarns wrap you nice and tight...



Curse of the Ellipsis...

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 194 pages

File Size : 39,74 MB

Release : 2013-12

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 129163746X

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Curse of the Ellipsis... is the 3rd volume of Filmic Cut, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Curse of the Ellipsis... is possibly the darkest Filmic Cut yet. This time, prepare to meet 2 writers who can bend the world at their will, a dog whose situation grows more desperate, and Burlington Rathbone himself. There's plenty to enjoy within these pages, and Curse of the Ellipsis... is a delicious bitter addition to the Filmic Cuts series. Dare you taste it's nasty pleasures?



The Lament of the Silver Badger

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 250 pages

File Size : 13,31 MB

Release : 2017-08-18

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 024432719X

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Filmic Cuts returns, with more tales of tickling terror for you to wirelessly inject into your ocular nerves. This time, take a trip to Tumorville. Have 40 Winks at your local hotel. And ask yourself, Do You Know What Fear Is? Including stories about the little beings who live in beards, nightmarish football fans, and the black-clad Observer, Filmic Cuts 6: The Lament of the Silver Badger contains 10 new stories from the mind that brought you Kirk Sandblaster, Bad Sandwich, and Wrapped Up In Nothing. As always, the author hopes you enjoy...



Luchador Monkey Crisis

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 180 pages

File Size : 16,64 MB

Release :

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ISBN : 1291631453

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Wrapped Up In Nothing

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 238 pages

File Size : 10,70 MB

Release : 2016-07-05

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1326709607

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""I woke up in Hell..."" And so begins the saga of Mr Blank. Left in the desert, mutilated beyond all recognition and with no memories left to help find out who he is, Blank makes his way to the desert town of Rattler's Creek to find answers. However, his arrival stirs up the locals, and soon Blank has to find the answers to his questions using his charm, cunning, and penchant for violence. The first in the Mr Blank series, Wrapped Up In Nothing comes from the pulp-inspired mind that brought you the horror of Station 17, and the alcoholic shenanigans of Strange Days in High Wycombe. Strap yourself in, and get ready to ride along with Mr Blank. It's going to be one Hell of a journey...



Title Pending

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 176 pages

File Size : 19,96 MB

Release : 2014-11-23

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1326074024

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Title Pending is the 4th volume of Filmic Cuts, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Title Pending will bring a smile, bring a chill, and bring a chuckle (either confused or otherwise). Volume 4 brings many delights, including a groin-powered legend, a chilling vision from the near-future, and a new look at London's Underground. As always, Filmic Cuts brings you into a world that has born the likes of Kirk Sandblaster, Station 17, and Bad Sandwich, so you never know what you're going to expect. Pour a drink, take a seat, and enjoy Filmic Cuts 4: Title Pending...



Sunshine & Lollipops

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 160 pages

File Size : 28,79 MB

Release : 2014

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 129143903X

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Featuring 15 tales that range from the thrilling to amusing, 'Sunshine & Lollipops' is a delectable platter of tall tales and dark yarns. The stories range from a thrilling Western standoff, the Roald Dahl-esque 'He's a Growing Lad', and the dark 'Compulsion.' Characters include troubled headmasters, jovial zombies and even a dimension-hopping libertine.



Kirk Sandblaster Vs. Montague Santiago

Author : Oli Jacobs

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 196 pages

File Size : 29,73 MB

Release : 2017-06-17

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0244614903

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Woosh! Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave ""Time Adventurer"" Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblaster finds himself on strange planets ruled by oily dinosaurs, time voids, and a planet once known as ""Earth"". The 5th Kirk Sandblaster adventure is filled with the usual thrills, spills, and comedic ills that you'd expect from the series. From the curious mind of Oli Jacobs, once again strap yourself in, activate your Quantum Core, and enjoy another adventure in Universia...