Knock Knock, Meow Meow!


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Do Cats Laugh? These Kitties Do! Cat lovers unite! It's time for a new collection of funny feline jokes paired with purr-ific illustrations. Knock Knock, Meow Meow is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating cats and all of their paws-itively sill puns. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! Knock Knock, Meow Meow is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Woof Woof Knock, Knock, Play Ball! and more!




The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book


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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of sweets, and now I have a tummy ache. The successful Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just got shrunk! Find the cleverest, most hysterical, most laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes in The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book! All of the best jokes and goofy illustrations from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of witty knock-knock jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s perfect for hours of fun and games. Mini in size, but giant in fun!




Knock-Knock Jokes & Silly Stories for Kids


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In this book of knee-slapping knock-knocks and silly stories, kids will discover swallowed gum, peanut butter–eating elephants, and monsters roaming the desert. Best of all, with Knock-Knock Jokes and Stilly Stories for Kids, children will boost their reading skills and confidence all while becoming proud joke-tellers along the way. Jokes galore! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes and silly stories to keep kids entertained at home, in the car, or on the go! The power of silly: LOL-funny jokes and silly stories motivate kids to read aloud and create fun, shared memories with friends and family. Early reader–friendly: Tailored to early and reluctant readers, the book begins with bite-sized jokes and progresses to full-page stories, making reading fun and easy for those just getting started. Look here! Funny illustrations to bring kids deeper into the joke and help little ones with comprehension.







A Whole Lotta Knock-Knock Jokes


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Keep your family cracking up—500+ knock-knock jokes for kids ages 6 to 12 Welcome to A Whole Lotta Knock Knock Jokes—a new collection of rib-tickling knock-knock jokes for kids. It's endless fun to keep friends, family—even grandma!—giggling for hours. These pages are packed with over 500 squeaky-clean knock-knock jokes for kids about animals, food, fun places, and beyond. Dazzle your family and friends on long car rides, family vacations, and after school. There's even a riddle hidden inside, too! Knock Knock Who's there? Gopher Gopher who? Gopher it! You can do it! This awesome book of knock-knock jokes for kids includes: Jokes galore—Behold! A great companion for budding comedians. Brain-teasing surprise—Solve the hidden riddle inside! Easy to read—It's a nonstop reading adventure—perfect for all grade levels. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's A Whole Lotta Knock Knock Jokes for kids!




Meow


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Cats have a way of walking into our lives and making themselves right at home. No cat lover can imagine life without a feline presence — even if it is only as fleeting as the occasional conversation with a neighbourhood stray. Meow: A book of happiness for cat lovers is a compendium of delightful quotes that capture the essence of this fascination. Some are by famous people (Mark Twain, Jean Cocteau, Ernest Hemingway), others not; some are philosophical, others light-hearted — all are memorable. Accompanied by beautiful photography, and presented in a high-quality gift format, this is a collection of quotes to treasure.




The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke!


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This outrageous book contains hundreds of hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids, along with hundreds of clever illustrations.




My Vocabulary Did This to Me


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“An extraordinary collection . . . Like the work of Emily Dickinson and W. B. Yeats, Spicer’s poems still seem to come from somewhere else.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) Winner of the Northern California Independent Booksellers Award for Poetry (2009) Winner of the American Book Award (2009) In 1965, when the poet Jack Spicer died at the age of forty, he left behind a trunkful of papers and manuscripts and a few copies of the seven small books he had seen to press. A West Coast poet, his influence spanned the national literary scene of the 1950s and ’60s, though in many ways Spicer’s innovative writing ran counter to that of his contemporaries in the New York School and the West Coast Beat movement. Now, more than forty years later, Spicer’s voice is more compelling, insistent, and timely than ever. During his short but prolific life, Spicer troubled the concepts of translation, voice, and the act of poetic composition itself. My Vocabulary Did This to Me is a landmark publication of this essential poet’s life work, and includes poems that have become increasingly hard to find and many published here for the first time. “One of the most important volumes of poetry published in the past 50 years. The poems are simply wonderful, and Spicer’s mature work is some of the best ever written by an American.” —Ron Silliman, author of N/O “You finish My Vocabulary Did This to Me feeling you’ve come in contact with an original artist and a genuine one . . . You also finish the book thinking that these poems are ready to find a new audience.” —Dwight Garner, The New York Times




Meow


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Meow (Me. O'Wmeow): Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow! Meow meow meow meowmeow meow, meow meow, meow, meow Meow meow Meowmeow meow meow. Translation by C. Drole: "MEOW" is an exciting book written by a cat (Me. O'Wmeow) for cats. Note that humans may think that it contains repetitive text consisting of only one word "meow" (with one or two exceptions)! One has to be a cat to appreciate this addictive blend of humor and flinty realism!(Please use the "Look inside" feature to see what this book is all about.) This is a perfect gift for a cat or a cat lover. It is also a great book to share and discuss in class!




Knock Knock, Blub Blub!


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You'll bubble up with laughter in this funny joke book featuring fish, mermaids, and more water wonders. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will swim through a sea of silly stumpers. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In!