Meows and Mischief: Adventures of the Homeless Cat


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"Meows and Mischief Adventures of the Homeless Cat " is an uproariously funny and heartwarming story that follows the misadventures of a witty and charismatic feline navigating the streets as a homeless cat. With a knack for finding trouble and a mischievous sense of humor, this clever cat takes readers on a hilarious journey through the ups and downs of feline life on the streets. From the moment our whiskered protagonist is born, the story unfolds with laugh-out-loud moments and comical predicaments. Join this witty feline as they engage in a series of uproarious escapades, from playing mischievous pranks on unsuspecting humans to forming unlikely alliances with fellow street cats. Each chapter presents a new and hilarious situation, showcasing the cat's ingenuity, quick thinking, and uncanny ability to find humor in even the direst situations. As the story progresses, our charismatic cat encounters a colorful cast of characters, including eccentric animal lovers, grumpy tomcats, and even a secret society of alley cats. With each encounter, the humor escalates, leading to uproarious outcomes that will have readers doubling over in laughter. But amidst the comedy and hilarity, "Tales of the Homeless Cat" also touches on themes of resilience, friendship, and the importance of finding joy in the simplest of moments. Through it all, the clever cat teaches us valuable life lessons while whisking us away on a whirlwind adventure of belly-aching laughter. Get ready for a rib-tickling journey through the world of a homeless cat, where humor and heart go paw in paw. "Tales of the Homeless Cat" is a side-splitting comedy that will leave readers of all ages grinning from ear to ear and eagerly awaiting the next uproarious tale from this unforgettable feline hero.




The Adventures of Allie McDuff


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Her name is Allie McDuff, elementary school teacher extraordinaire, and she will share with you the events of an incredible ten months of her life. This journey, which is laced with humor, grief, and grace, encompasses those courageous moments, during which, together with her family and friends, she will discover that people never realize just how truly indomitable the human spirit is until faced with the ever-certain challenge of change.




Cat Daddy


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Cat behaviorist and star of Animal Planet's hit television show "My Cat from Hell," Galaxy, a.k.a. "Cat Daddy," isn't what readers might expect for a cat expert. Yet his ability to connect with even the most troubled felines--not to mention their owners--is awe-inspiring.




You Are a Cat!


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Inspired by the gamebook fad of the late 80s -- You Are a Cat! is both a parody and homage, focusing on a dysfunctional family, but told through the eyes of their cat. Fully a third of the book is lavishly illustrated from the feline first-person floor perspective. The different choices you make affect people and events! Even something as seemingly trivial as whether or not to purr can result in dramatic changes. As the first book in the fictional Pick-a-Plot series, You Are a Cat! includes numerous fake preview advertisements for improbable future titles in the series, like You Are a Cult Leader! You Are Homeless! and You Are Obsessed With Johnny Depp! An amalgam of image and text, art book and graphic novel, this is the complete package from a talented writer and artist. The kittenish & catactular You Are a Cat! is the closest you'll come to being a cat without dying and being reincarnated as one.




Pinball


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During our lives, God often uses people who reach out in love and help to us during a difficult situation, as “Jesus with skin on.” This assures us that our heavenly Father still is with us, caring for us and holding us close. In other situations, the Lord can use pets and other animals to accomplish the same goals. In this memoir, a very special gift from God came into my life as a starving, thirsty, flea-and-ear-mite-infested stray kitten. He grew into a handsome, affectionate big cat who became my “Jesus wrapped in fur.” This kitty whom my husband had named Pinball was always there when I needed an extra touch of God’s love and presence during the darkest moments of the most difficult and challenging decade of my life. Pinball seemed to understand and share my feelings; he seemed to feel my pain. He grieved along with me and then often gave me reasons to chuckle and welcome the sunshine and joy once again. I am absolutely convinced that God himself placed Pinball into my life at exactly this moment when I most needed to know for certain that God still loves me, is always holding me close, and can bring me triumphantly through life’s deepest valleys as I hang on to His promises. A warm, soft, purring cat was a most comforting and healing medicine to soothe my broken heart and assure me that God is, indeed, good all the time, and I have grown stronger through all these experiences.




Second-Chance Cats


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There's no feeling quite like that of getting a second chance and a fresh start. When we adopt a homeless cat--or that cat decides to adopt us--we're not just giving one of earth's most beautiful and inscrutable creatures a chance at a good life, we're giving ourselves the gift of companionship, solace, and love. And plenty of laughter too! This heartwarming collection includes more than 30 true, contemporary stories told by a variety of writers, including Melody Carlson, Lauraine Snelling, and Kristin Billerbeck. Each feel-good story involves cat rescue, some in a typical way and others in surprising--even miraculous--ways. Sometimes the question becomes: Really, who rescued whom? A thoughtful gift for the cat lover in your life, Second-Chance Cats is the purrfect companion for cozy nights, lazy weekends, and any time you need a pick-me-up.




Atticus Claw Settles a Score


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Book 2 in the much-loved Atticus Claw series: the hilarious and eagerly-awaited sequel to Atticus Claw Breaks the Law. Perfect for readers age 7+, children will love Atticus's second adventure which takes him from tea with the Queen to the dungeons of the Tower of London. Atticus Grammatticus Cattypus Claw, the world's greatest reformed cat burglar is back. This time, the tabby with talent is on the right side of the law. And when Jimmy Magpie and his gang are busted out of jail by a mysterious villain and an evil cat called Ginger Biscuit, Atticus knows from bitter experience he's going to need all his skill and courage to catch them. Can Atticus overcome his murky past with the help of the Cheddar family in order to prevent the biggest crime in history and settle a score of his own?




Coloring for Grown-Ups


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The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts




Atticus Claw Breaks the Law


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When Atticus receives an anonymous message summoning him to a meeting in a sleepy English coastal town, he packs his bags and sets off. The world's greatest cat burglar likes a good mystery and this time curiosity has got the better of him. The writer of the message, it turns out, is none other than Jimmy the Magpie, gang leader. He is morning the death of his friend Beaky, who has been run over by a Rolls Royce. Now he wants Atticus to steal all the jewels in town and leave the humans baffled. What could be more straightforward? But when Atticus moves in with Inspector Cheddar and his family, he starts to wonder if a life of crime is really for him . . .




Hanukkah Cat


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A hungry cat turns up on Lenny's doorstep and learns the story of Hanukkah.