Festive As F*ck


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Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.




Merry F*cking What Ever!


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Ready to relax and get creative? A fun Christmas swear word coloring book unlike any other! The Perfect Gifts For Christmas




F*Ck It! Let’s Pivot


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Whether it is a financial crisis, relationship breakdown, critical illness, natural disaster or a global pandemic, life will hit you hard when you least expect it. Mike Tyson once said “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” The global pandemic blindsided society and uppercutted the world into a new normal. Businesses either died or thrived in this new environment. What separated the survivors from the casualties? How did they do it? It all came down to the pivot. "F*ck it! Let’s Pivot" is about how entrepreneurs, side hustlers, and go-getters pivoted from crisis to opportunity. With 17 thoughtful chapters ranging from the history of business pivots, the entrepreneurial mindset, branding, importance of social media, collaborating with local businesses, looking at your own talent pool, pivot strategies that work, leveraging the Gig Economy and many more concepts, this book is packed with ideas. Experienced businessman, Michael Siervo combines humour, anecdotes and statistics as he shares tips, tools and lessons from entrepreneurs who pivoted out of danger and into profit. Included in this interactive book are real life stories of entrepreneurs from around the world who found ways to thrive in the face of adversity. Written in their own words, they share their inspirational stories. With QR codes throughout the book, readers can explore chapter summaries and detailed biographies of contributing authors, making this an engaging experience. You will walk away inspired and confident that change isn’t bad. Change is just a part of becoming who you are meant to be.




Merry Fucking Whatever


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ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.




Just F*cking Do It


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'NOOR HIBBERT IS A FORCE OF NATURE AND HER BOOK IS A CANDID, NO-BULLSH*T BLUEPRINT FOR LIVING YOUR MOST AMAZING LIFE. INVIGORATING AND INSPIRING!' Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck 'A ROUSING GUIDE ON HOW TO BUILD MOMENTUM TOWARDS YOUR GOALS, QUASH YOUR INNER DOUBTS AND CHARGE AT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT' , RED Magazine JUST F*CKING DO IT will take you on a mind-altering journey of self discovery and personal transformation using an approach which combines psychological rigour with spiritual power - helping you to become the best version of yourself and create a life of happiness and abundance. True personal development can only be achieved by changing how you think and interact with the world. This book, by the creator of the hit 'Think It, Get It' podcast, will demonstrate that, alongside purposeful and practical steps to improve your life, you have the power to multiply your success and happiness by harnessing the Law of Attraction. Whatever obstacles you face, this book will show you how to stop thinking small, make positive changes and live the life you deserve.




F*ck Whales


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A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe. In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.




It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers


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A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.




It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This


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"If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." -- The Gazette "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This" is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. Previously published as "The Shelf on the Elf," this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, regret, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.




Merry F*cking Christmas Notebook


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Sometimes during the holiday season, you just need a place to ~let it all out~ ... whether you want to use this notebook for a list of ways to take revenge on your aunt for her terrible casseroles or log all the snarky comments from your in-laws, you'll be able to tote this little guy around all holiday season as a constant companion for all of the notes you need to take before, about, or during Christmas. You can also get this book and use it ironically throughout the year! Yay!




The Bucket/F*ck It List


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Do you dream of seeing a honey badger in the wild? Roasting a turducken next Thanksgiving? Mastering Cockney rhyming slang? Wearing lederhosen? Drinking banana wine in the Canary Islands? Then this book is for you. (But if you're content instead to stay home and binge watch Netflix, then this book is also for you.) Not your typical bucket list book, The Bucket/F*ck It List lets you check off bucket, f*ck it, or done it for each of the 3,669 items, depending on whether you intend to do it, couldn't care less about it, or have already accomplished it. Regardless of where you lie on the FOMO/JOMO (fear of missing out/joy of missing out) spectrum, checking things off just feels good. Use this as a travel guide to the world's most exotic festivals and quirkiest museums or as social media fodder (don't forget to take lots of selfies).