Author : Caleb Burroughs
Publisher : Sesame Workshop
Page : 20 pages
File Size : 34,62 MB
Release : 2020-03-18
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1618312111
Elmo, Abby, and friends demonstrate important hygiene skills such as how to wash your hands and brush your teeth!
Author : Ronnie E. Smith
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 39,14 MB
Release : 2016-05-20
Category :
ISBN : 9781532766923
Ever since Nicholas and his family moved into their bigger - but much older - home, he has suspected that the noises coming from his bathroom aren't caused by faulty plumbing or old age...but something more menacing. Young readers will enjoy this cute adventure and will learn with Nicholas just what really in his bathroom is making all those scary noises. "There's a Monster in My Bathroom" is the very first book in the Monster Mystery Series which is all about cute, captivating bedtime stories which are not only intended to entertain young kids between the ages of 4 to 8, but also to help them learn to read or increase reading fluency through the rhyming canter style I'll incorporate into each book. Though each story will be monster themed, the monsters will be cute and non-threatening, whether real or imagined.
Author : Joe Pera
Publisher : Forge Books
Page : 126 pages
File Size : 44,84 MB
Release : 2021-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1250782708
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 403 pages
File Size : 30,88 MB
Release : 2012-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1607106663
All the looniest, wackiest, zaniest grossest jokes, games, puzzles and pranks a kid could ever want in one fun book! Uncle John is back with another For Kids Only masterpiece! Book of Fun is stuffed with wacky facts, gross-out jokes, goofy games, magic tricks, puzzling puzzles, and hilarious pranks. Easy-to-read stories and gags are brought to life with silly illustrations and fun fonts (which research suggests actually help kids build reading and comprehension skills). A sample of the fun to be had: * How to make your own whoopee cushion * Simple calculator tricks to amaze your friends * Classic riddles and mind-boggling brain teasers * Tongue twisters and word games * One-minute mysteries * Silly science tricks * Optical illusions * Lots of jokes . . . like this one: Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. And much, much more!
Author : Louis Sachar
Publisher : Yearling
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 35,95 MB
Release : 2011-06-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0307797112
The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .
Author : Matt Mitter
Publisher : Studio Fun International
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,82 MB
Release : 2008-08-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780794413057
What do hungry monsters eat? It all depends on where they are. In this laugh-out-loud, colorful pop-up board book, monsters under the bed eat things like red underwear, those in the bathroom enjoy bath soap and yellow duckies, and attic monsters just love old books and umbrellas. Kids will have a ball reading the silly rhymes and opening the monsters’ mouth to find a surprise pop-up of what’s inside. What’s more, Hungry Monsters also focuses on teaching children the early learning skill of recognizing colors. This adorable fun book is the perfect follow up to Party Animals (ISBN 0794412130). Kids will have a ball reading the silly rhymes and opening the monsters’ mouths to find out what’s inside while learning the early skill of color recognition. • Teaches the early learning skill of color recognition! • Fun, interactive pop-up flaps on every spread! • Adorable illustrations!
Author : Tedd Arnold
Publisher :
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 33,7 MB
Release : 2000-03
Category : Bathing accessories
ISBN : 9780750028967
Author : Paul R. Brown
Publisher : Paul R. Brown
Page : 652 pages
File Size : 20,54 MB
Release : 2018-11-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8829555320
When a worldwide monster invasion brings civilization to a crashing, blood-soaked halt and puts humanity on the Endangered Species list in the space of a single afternoon, 23-year-old misanthrope Fay Tucker must set out across the ruins of northeast Ohio in search of her little sister Daisy. To see her mission through, the embittered wannabe hermit is forced to associate with “those treacherous simians” (a.k.a. human beings) and soon becomes the nucleus of a small group of equally dysfunctional young women. As their quest takes them from the corpse-strewn streets of suburbia to the red-litten alleys of a city ablaze with unholy fire, from a harpy-besieged National Guard base to an amusement park turned ogre-run death camp, the women are forced to contend with both demons within and monsters without, and Fay finds herself forming bonds with her allies that may prove too strong for even her prickly soul to resist. If, that is, she—and they—can stay alive that long.
Author : Stephen L. Franklin, Ed.D.
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
Page : 156 pages
File Size : 13,41 MB
Release : 2022-05-03
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1637644000
I Survived My Childhood: Yes, Miracles Still Happen!! (A Guide for Parents of Accident-Prone Children) By: Stephen L. Franklin, Ed. D. Claiming simply to be a mischievous child, as this author grew up, he managed to get himself into enough mischief to fill a book with hilarious, delightful tales of childhood intrigue. I Survived My Childhood: Yes, Miracles Still Happen!! is a memoir that highlights the many adventures and mishaps experienced as an accident-prone child growing up in the ’60s and ’70s. Included at the end of each chapter are parental tips based upon the author’s education and experiences. The author hopes that by sharing these memories and tips, he provides humor as well as insights into the mind of an accident-prone child, along with nuggets of wisdom to aid parents as they contend with the various emergencies associated with raising an accident-prone child.
Author : David A. King Jr
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 783 pages
File Size : 33,73 MB
Release : 2019-01-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1644242222
The year is 1912. The world is reeling from the worldwide Great Depression, which has left every nation on earth reeling financially. During this time, two camps of nations have risen to prominence. The nations of America, France, England, and Russia, despite the economic collapses, have managed to start to pull themselves out of the Great Depression. On the other side is the UMN, the United Monster Nations, comprised of Transylvania (home of the vampires), Luciansburg (home of the werewolves, or Lycans), Covenia (home of the Witches or Wiccans), and Decemus (home of the zombies, or the walking dead). Both groups of nations are weary of one another. The UMN is ruled over with an iron hand by Grand Chancellor Alucard, who has brought to an end the centuries-long war between the monster races and has had the monster clans united in their hatred of mankind. At the outset of our story, the UMN has been on a military buildup for more than ten years now and is planning a massed military assault against the human nations listed above for control of the Earth. Though they preach for peace with America, this is just a clever ruse by Lord Alucard to buy his nations more time to prepare for war. One can only imagine the horrors of a conventional war. Gone are the days of lining up soldiers and having them simply walk into oncoming fire. This is a new century with new ways of warfare. A conventional war could mean the deaths of countless millions of lives, both monster and human.
