My Fox Ate My Cake


Book Description

"My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. My whole world was turned upside down when I met a talking fox. He's my best friend now, but Fox is in danger after the school bully, Shane, caught him talking to me at my twelfth birthday party. To make matters worse, I've got to worry about wet farts and rotten eggs!"--Page 4 of cover.




My Fox Ate My Homework (Large Print Edition)


Book Description

Age Level: 8 and up ◆ Grade Level: 3rd and up ◆ LARGE PRINT Large Print is easier to read for children and easier to focus on without getting distracted. My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. My whole world just got turned upside down. It's my first day at a new school and I've already got to deal with the bully. If that wasn't bad enough, there's a talking fox that keeps getting me into trouble at my new house in the country. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! To top it all off, I've got to help save my mom's house! A study of 1700 students and 56 teachers/librarians (* Project Tomorrow, on behalf of Thorndike Press, 2019) found that when reading Large Print books like this, children 3rd grade and up: ◆ Developed stronger reading skills. ◆ Felt more comfortable reading. ◆ Adopted new, positive reading mindsets. ◆ 61% remembered characters and plots better. Teachers attribute large print text to helping students develop stronger reading skills. My Fox Ate My Homework is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, librarians and parents. It's an enjoyable story for children in elementary and middle school and grabs the attention of reluctant readers.




Eat Cake


Book Description

Ruth loves to bake cakes. When she is alone, she dreams up variations on recipes. When she meditates, she imagines herself in the warm, comforting center of a gigantic bundt cake. If there is a crisis, she bakes a cake; if there is a reason to celebrate, she bakes a cake. Ruth sees it as an outward manifestation of an inner need to nurture her family—which is a good thing, because all of a sudden that family is rapidly expanding. First, her mother moves in after robbers kick in her front door in broad daylight. Then Ruth’s father, a lounge singer, who she’s seen only occasionally throughout her life, shatters both wrists and, having nowhere else to go, moves in, too. Her mother and father just happen to hate each other with a deep and poisonous emotion reserved only for life-long enemies. Oh, yes indeed! Add to this mix two teenagers, a gainfully employed husband who is suddenly without a job, and a physical therapist with the instincts of a Cheryl Richardson and you’ve got a delightful and amusing concoction that comes with its own delicious icing. One of Jeanne Ray’s specialties is giving us believable, totally likable characters, engaged in the large and small dramas and amusements of life. Eat Cake is whimsical, warm, and satisfying. Eat Cake is Jeanne Ray at her best. Pull up a chair and eat cake!




My Fox Ate My Report Card


Book Description

My name is Jonah Johnson and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. My whole world made sense when a talking fox came back into it. He's in danger from hunters. Someone is paying them to wipe out all the animals in the forest. If that wasn't bad enough, I just got the worst report card and I'm afraid to tell my mom!




Llama Destroys the World


Book Description

Meet Llama, the next great picture-book megastar, who has most definitely driven a bus and who loves tacos way more than you. He also loves cake, and that’s where our story begins. On Monday, Llama discovers a pile of cake, which he promptly eats. On Tuesday, Llama squeezes into his dancing pants, which he promptly rips. The force of the rip creates a black hole (naturally). By Friday, Llama will (indirectly) destroy the world. In their debut picture book, author/illustrator team Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox introduce young readers to the comical, the studious, the oblivious Llama, a picture-book hero for the ages. So grab some cake and your dancing pants and prepare for Llama Destroys the World... because THE TIME FOR LLAMA IS NIGH!




Who Ate My Fruit?


Book Description

A creative board book to learn numbers and discover different animals. Also available, from the same author, Who Ate My Cake?




My Fox


Book Description

A treasure trove of fun and friendship with a talking fox, for kids 8-12. Sure to keep everyone entertained throughout the holidays and new year. Enjoyed by thousands of happy readers. Readers' Favorite Children's Book Award Winner Over 500 five-star series reviews on Amazon and Goodreads! This collection includes books 1-6 of the My Fox Series in one huge 600+ page volume (not a boxed set): * Book 1 - My Fox Ate My Homework * Book 2 - My Fox Ate My Cake * Book 3 - My Fox Ate My Alarm Clock * Book 4 - My Fox Begins * Book 5 - My Fox Ate My Report Card * Book 6 - My Fox, My Friend Forever My name is Jonah Johnson and I'm in the sixth grade - but please call me Joe. I don't have to tell you, but it's hard being a kid! My whole world turned upside down when I moved to a new city with my mom and met a talking fox. He's lots of fun but gets me into lots of trouble. I've got to protect him from people all over the planet who want to capture him. I've also got to deal with the school bully and help save my mom's house! For a limited time, unlock the **BONUS** My Cat Ate My Homework tie-in in this collection! 7 books for the price of 4 in this Mammoth volume! $62.76 Now only $39.99! A modern children's fantasy series The My Fox books have been described by readers and reviewers as capturing their hearts like The Little Prince. Each enjoyable story averages 100 pages or less, grabbing the attention of reluctant readers in elementary and middle school. My Fox is a hilarious fantasy series for kids, teachers, and parents. What readers are saying about these books: "Best series! My seven and nine year olds thoroughly enjoyed this series!" ★★★★★ "Great series of books from an author who knows children!" ★★★★★ "My daughter, who is ten years old, reads a book a month and said this was the best book she has ever read." ★★★★★ "Fun and entertaining. David Blaze writes in a way that kids "get it". ★★★★★ "Love this Read it to my 8 year old daughter who is obsessed with foxes She loved it also." ★★★★★ "My daughters love the book and could not put it down." ★★★★★ "It is my absolute favorite book." ★★★★★ "I love the talking fox so much!" ★★★★★




How to Cake It


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From Yolanda Gampp, host of the massively popular, award-winning YouTube sensation “How to Cake It,” comes an inspiring “cakebook” with irresistible new recipes and visual instructions for creating spectacular novelty cakes for all skill levels. On her entertaining YouTube Channel, “How to Cake It,” Yolanda Gampp creates mind-blowing cakes in every shape imaginable. From a watermelon to a human heart to food-shaped cakes such as burgers and pizzas—Yolanda’s creations are fun and realistic. Now, Yolanda brings her friendly, offbeat charm and caking expertise to this colorful cakebook filled with imaginative cakes to make at home. How to Cake It: A Cakebook includes directions for making twenty-one jaw-dropping cakes that are gorgeous and delicious, including a few fan favorites with a fresh twist, and mind-blowing new creations. Yolanda shares her coveted recipes and pro tips, taking you step-by-step from easy, kid-friendly cakes (no carving necessary and simple fondant work) to more difficult designs (minimal carving and fondant detail) to aspirational cakes (carving, painting and gum-paste work). Whatever the celebration, Yolanda has the perfect creation, including her never before seen Candy Apple Cake, Party Hat, Rainbow Grilled Cheese Cake, Toy Bulldozer Cake and even a Golden Pyramid Cake, which features a secret treasure chamber! Written in her inspiring, encouraging voice and filled with clear, easy-to-follow instructions and vibrant photos, How to Cake It: A Cakebook will turn beginners into confident cake creators, and confident bakers into caking superstars!




Steve the Dung Beetle


Book Description

Fun book about a dung beetle named Steve who has to explain to all the animals why he likes poo so much and how important his job is to the environment.




I Survived


Book Description

It has been almost two years since I wrote my first book ( I Survived A Murder Untold) I am now 55 yrs of age. Since my first book God has ordered my steps so greatly and I am thankful for what he has allowed me to accomplish since my first book. In 1967, I had to return home from Richmond, Va. To be placed in another foster home in Spotsylvania, Va. The things I endured while waiting to return to Spotsylvania, Va. Were hard and some were cruel, thinking that I was safe from all harm and danger was not the case. Survival was a continuous thing, the gruesome child abuse I endured in 1965 was just that. Now. Surviving the mental struggles and tragedy that happened in 1965 seemed almost as severe. Here is part two of my journey to survive.