Ninja Poo Gets Revenge


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The D-twin Adventures continue with Ninja Poo Gets Revenge, an action-packed short story. Dixon's dad told him to put the dog poo in the bin. He should've listened. Now Dixon and Daria must face Ninja Poo and his deadly weapons in the stinkiest, messiest fight in history! ---- Relevant words or phrases that describe this book: monster story book, children’s horror books, ninja books for kids




Booger King Fights Back


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The D-twin Adventures start with Booger King Fights Back, an action-packed short story. Dixon's mum told him to stop picking his nose. He should've listened. Now Dixon and his twin sister Daria must battle Booger King and his army. The twins will be picked and flicked, but will they be eaten? ---- Relevant words or phrases that describe this book: booger book for kids, monster story book, children's horror books




1500 Writing Prompts for Kids


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Exciting Story Starters for Kids Ages 8-12 Creative writing is known to boost social skills, improve critical thinking, encourage self-expression, reduce anxiety, and increase confidence. Your child will experience all those benefits and have fun doing it with this book crammed with creative writing prompts. Writing prompt topics make it easier to find inspiration and start writing. This book includes ten topics: Games Transport Toys Animals and Dinosaurs Outer Space Sports Family and Friends Mystery and Crime Nature and the Weather School These writing prompts encourage kids to write stories, poems, speeches and more to improve their writing skills. Let them experience the powerful, life-changing benefits of creativity while discovering their unique writing style. It’s never too early for kids to start creative writing. It’s never too early to discover the bestseller within… The following keywords describe this book: creative writing for kids, story starters for children, kids creative writing prompts, writing guides for kids, writing prompts for kids ages 8-12, storytelling for kids books, story starters for boys.




Dog Farts


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Maxwell's Revenge


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With the beginning of a new school year under way, Peter 'Mad Max' Maxwell prepares to get stuck into his curricular routine and is looking forward to his forthcoming wedding to fiancée DS Jacquie Carpenter. The immediate task in hand for senior staff members is the hiring of a new Assistant Head teacher, for which the school caterers have prepared a private buffet. But during the lunch meeting disaster strikes, as guests and staff alike become seriously ill in a matter of minutes. After being reluctantly thrust into the role of Acting Headmaster, Maxwell works in conjunction with the police, including his lovely Jacquie, to try to unravel the mystery. But with certain fingers pointing at him, and Jacquie worried that the attack has infiltrated his life in a way that could soon get out of control, is Maxwell in more danger than he thinks?




Life of Pee


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A frank and humorous encyclopedic history of the forgotten life of urine and its many uses in society. Alchemists sought gold in it. David Bowie refrigerated it to ward off evil. In the trenches of Ypres soldiers used it as a gas mask, whereas modern-day terrorists add it to home-made explosives. All the Fullers, Tuckers and Walkers in the phonebook owe their names to it, and in 1969 four bags for storing it were left on the surface of the moon. Bought and sold, traded and transported, even carried to work in jugs, urine has made bread rise, beer foam and given us gunpowder, stained glass, Robin Hood’s tights, and Vermeer’s Girl With A Pearl Earring. And we do produce an awful lot of it. Humans alone make almost enough to replace the entire contents of Loch Lomond every year. Add the incalculable volume contributed by the rest of the animal kingdom and it might soon displace a small ocean. No wonder it gets everywhere. In Life of Pee Sally Magnusson unveils the secret history of civilization’s most unsavory and unsung hero, and discovers how our urine footprint is just as indelible as our carbon one.




Iron & Velvet


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"First rule in this line of business: don't sleep with the client." My name's Kate Kane, and when an eight-hundred-year-old vampire prince came to me with a case, I should have told her no. But I've always been a sucker for a femme fatale. It always goes the same way. You move too fast, you get in too deep, and before you know it, someone winds up dead. Last time it was my partner. This time it could be me. Yesterday a werewolf was murdered outside the Velvet, the night-time playground of one of the most powerful vampires in England. Now half the monsters in London are at each other's throats, and the other half are trying to get in my pants. The Witch Queen will protect her own, the wolves are out for vengeance, and the vampires are out for, y'know, blood. I've got a killer on the loose, a war on the horizon, and a scotch on the rocks. It's going to be an interesting day.




Reaching Reluctant Young Readers


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Reaching Reluctant Young Readers features 150 middle-grade books. Each profiled title has the potential to hook the reluctant reader and lure them to read the entire book. To specifically encourage elementary and middle-school-age reluctant children to read, there is first a pitch to get the reader’s attention. That is followed by a short reading passage to “set the hook” and encourage the young person to read the rest of the book on their own. Further, the book contains several hundred additional recommended titles. The books selected for this collection were chosen following the criteria of reluctant reader books created by the Quick Picks committee sponsored by the Young Adult Library Services Association. While these guidelines were designed for young adult books, they also work well for middle-grade books. The criteria include: clear writing (no convoluted long sentences with sophisticated vocabulary), high interest “hook” in the first few pages, well-defined characters, interesting plot, and familiar themes.




Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (2019-2019) #6


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Krang has steered his Ultra-technodrome into the skies above the new Earth he sought to conquer and rebuild in his own image. He thought the heroes of the worlds he’d conquered were down for the count, but now he faces two sets of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, two Batmen and a whole host of angry heroes looking to save their worlds once and for all. If Krang can’t own the Multiverse, then he will destroy it!




New Mexico Bouldering


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The Land of Enchantment is known for its scenic natural beauty and plentiful rock climbing, with its rich geology and excellent climate. This book is the first guide to bouldering in the state and compiles over 1000 problems in central and northern NM, with 40 maps and 240 topographic photos. Areas covered include: Socorro Box Canyon, Albuquerque Sandia Mountains, Ponderosa, the Ortegas and Roy.