RanDumb


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Follows the story of an Irish man who chases his dream from Ireland to Los Angeles.




Twisted Comix


Book Description

Do you like to laugh? Then you definitely want to check this book out. Follow Ty and his friends going through the motions of this twisted thing we call life. -Only while supplies last… Unless the books start raining from the sky. Hey, you never know. Collecting the first 100 plus TwistedComix.com comic strips and all new comics by talented guest artists. Twisted Comix Issue #1 TM and © Tyler Copes . All rights reserved.




"Q" the Emotion


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Originally written to romantically empathize and recognize the Godliness in my wife, this became a controversial collection of poems challenging citizens to contemplate on Christ or carnality within their emotional infrastructure. It would be extremely selfish for my wife to face such an emotional challenge alone.




Predumb


Book Description

Mark Hayes has been dubbed "Ireland's craziest and wittiest writer, a poet at times". Saying that, he has also been called "the runt of Irish litter-ature" so take your pick. Before the #1 Amazon Humour book RANDUMB: THE ADVENTURES OF AN IRISH GUY IN LA there was PREDUMB, the hilarious stories of Mark growing up in Cork, the real capital of Ireland, as they like to call it. This is a me-moir of sorts, the history of Mark Hayes, although if his parents are within earshot he will tell you it is all lies and slander. Sex in the mud? Never. Stabbing himself by mistake? No clue. Thrown in jail? Stealing from the deaf? Becoming a hairdresser in the name of lust? Blasphemy! All that stuff about wearing grannies' clothes, frolicking in Germany and mother and daughter sexcapades all before the age of sixteen? Complete and utter spoof. Don't mention the first-class trip to Hong Kong to become a model either, just a fairytale. Particularly the part about waking up naked being hosed down by an angry Chinese man. One thing for certain is that this book has everything you need for a laugh. So go on, buy it. See what all the fuss is about.




Answers in the Form of Questions


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What is the smartest, most celebrated game show of all time? In this insider's guide, discover the rich history of Jeopardy! -- the beloved game show that has shaped our culture and entertained audiences for years. Jeopardy! is a lot of things: record-setting game show, beloved family tradition, and proving ground for many of North America's best and brightest. Nearly four decades into its current edition, Jeopardy! now finds itself facing unprecedented change. This is the chronicle of how the show became a cross-generational touchstone and where it's going next. ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF QUESTIONS dives deep behind the scenes, with longtime host Alex Trebek talking about his life and legacy and the show's producers and writers explaining how they put together the nightly game. Readers will travel to bar trivia showdowns with the show's biggest winners and training sessions with trivia whizzes prepping for their shot onstage. And they'll discover new tales of the show's most notable moments-like the time the Clue Crew almost slid off a glacier-and learn how celebrity cameos and Saturday Night Live spoofs built a television mainstay. ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF QUESTIONS looks to the past -- and the future -- to explain what Jeopardy! really is: a tradition unlike any other.




The Georgia Peach


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This book explores the significance of the peach as a cultural icon and viable commodity in the American South.




Cornucopia of Madness in Plain Sight


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Cornucopia of Madness in Plain Sight is a dark collection of sentimental poems depicting the sometimes humorous, but more often cynical side of love, hate, and whatever's left. It challenges the reader to see the human condition through a different lens.




The Book of F*cking Hilarious Internet Memes


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WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME? Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another. This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere. Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes." WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM? Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre. WHAT IS THIS BOOK? This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce you to 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that might just make you wet your panties. "On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like..." "Foul Bachelor Frog" "Socially Awkward Penguin" "Paranoid Parrot" "Courage Wolf" "Advice God" "Joseph Ducreux" "Hipster Kitty" "Inglip" "Successful Black Man" "Forever Alone" "Bill O'Reilly" "And more..." Scroll up and click the "Buy" button now to laugh your a** off at the twisted hive mind of the Internet underworld...




Get Psyched!


Book Description

Dr. Lanny Latham uses the power of Getting Psyched to instantly solves every problem in your life immediately -- in 7 easy steps!




Emails from an Asshole


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One man causes chaos in the online classifieds resulting in this humorous collection of real-life email conversations. When John Lindsay launched DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it became an instant sensation. With 60% of the book featuring entirely new material never before available on the website, Emails from an Asshole offers fans a fresh opportunity to revel in people’s gullibility. Posing as a customer or seller, Lindsay responded to a variety of classified ads, making ridiculous offers to unsuspecting victims. Their responses, and the ensuing conversations, will have readers simultaneously laughing non-stop and gasping with disbelief. “It’s like Sasha Baron Cohen on the internet.” —Jane Wells, CNBC