Samuel the Sliding Sausage


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Grannie Annie's Ultimate Alphabet Book


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26 fun stories, one for each letter of the alphabet.'Grannie Annie's Ultimate Alphabet Book' is more than just an A-Z alphabet book. It's written to expand children's imagination as well as their vocabularies in a fun and memorable way.Every letter of the alphabet is catered for (X, Y and Z were more challenging) creating lasting, lovable personalities in situations that young people can relate to in their everyday lives.Each A-Z story has its own web page where you can download the individual stories as a PDF or as an audiobook read by Granny Annie herself.Grannie Annie is mindful too of those readers who are so often called upon to read the stories aloud many times over. So that everyone can enjoy the reading experience, the stories are funny and intriguing for children while containing more obscure references for the adults.It's said of Granny Annie that 'she's old enough to know better but young enough not to care' and this is what makes her such fun to be with. She has a boundless imagination and her love of reading - of sharing stories with children of all ages - is what she enjoys most.Granny Annie says. "Words are magical. Like pearls, all you have to do is string them together."







Blindsight


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Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.




Frank the Forgetful Frisbee


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Step inside the magical world of the Hoo Ha House and meet Frank the forgetful frisbee. He's so forgetful that sometimes he even forgets his own name. But will he remember what to do when disaster strikes at the pond?




The Well of Lost Plots


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The third novel in the New York Times bestselling Thursday Next series is “great fun—especially for those with a literary turn of mind and a taste for offbeat comedy” (The Washington Post Book World). “Delightful . . . the well of Fforde’s imagination is bottomless.”—People “Fforde creates a literary reality that is somewhere amid a triangulation of Douglas Adams, Monty Python, and Miss Marple.”—The Denver Post With the 923rd Annual Bookworld Awards just around the corner and an unknown villain wreaking havoc in Jurisfiction, what could possibly be next for Detective Thursday Next? Protecting the world’s greatest literature—not to mention keeping up with Miss Havisham—is tiring work for an expectant mother. And Thursday can definitely use a respite. So what better hideaway than inside the unread and unreadable Caversham Heights, a cliché-ridden pulp mystery in the hidden depths of the Well of Lost Plots, where all unpublished books reside? But peace and quiet remain elusive for Thursday, who soon discovers that the Well itself is a veritable linguistic free-for-all, where grammasites run rampant, plot devices are hawked on the black market, and lousy books—like Caversham Heights—are scrapped for salvage. To top it off, a murderer is stalking Jurisfiction personnel and nobody is safe—least of all Thursday. Don’t miss any of Jasper Fforde’s delightfully entertaining Thursday Next novels: THE EYRE AFFAIR • LOST IN A GOOD BOOK • THE WELL OF LOST PLOTS • SOMETHING ROTTEN • FIRST AMONG SEQUELS • ONE OF OUR THURSDAYS IS MISSING • THE WOMAN WHO DIED A LOT




Terence the Terrible Tap


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Morris the Messy Mop


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Step inside the magical world of the Hoo Ha House and meet Morris the messy mop. He loves making a mess, but when things get a little out of hand in the kitchen, can he clean it up before Beryl the bucket returns?







Ida the incredible ironing board


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Step into the magical world of the Hoo Ha House, and meet Ida, the Ironing board. She's not very good at walking, but with the help of a friend she manages to find her feet, and performs the most amazing rescue act