Serving Up Some Funny


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Can you handle a good joke? Serving Up Some Funny is one page after another of tasteful adult jokes collected over the past eight years by a veteran waitress in a family owned and operated diner-style restaurant. Did you hear the one about the cowboy with the erection? How about the boss who went to lunch with his secretary on his birthday? Within these pages you will find dirty jokes tasteful enough to tell at the breakfast counter in your favorite diner. Your audience will be rolling down the aisles and howling with laughter as you serve them up another order of purely funny jokes - extra spicy, of course! Author Bio: Lisa DeMarco grew up in a family reputed to be the "chattiest" people from New Jersey all the way down to the eastern coast of Florida. Her love of storytelling takes a break when she is busy working on her next collection of jokes and humorous writings. A waitress for over twenty years, Lisa can be found in her pink high-tops dishing some good eats and funny jokes at Haystax Restaurant. She lives with her husband, Joey, and two daughters, Amanda Jeane and Makenzie Rae, in Tavares, Florida.




Serving Up Some Funny House Specials


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Giggles, giggles, and more giggles! Is there such a thing as too much laughter? “NO!” says author Lisa DeMarco, aka America’s Funniest Waitress. A transplant to the Sunshine State, this native Jersey girl prides herself on being able to make total strangers laugh out loud. She believes it is her mission in life to feed the world, while also serving up their daily dose of funnies. Serving Up Some Funny House Specials is her latest ray of tasty delights, plucked from her enormous private stash of jokes. This is her third book in the Serving Up Some Funny series, which includes Adult Menu and Leftovers. House Specials is a tribute to the fabulous men and women who shared their spicy, sassy, tasteless tales with her while she served her 30-plus-year sentence in the hospitality industry. She feels privileged to have met all these kind folks she labeled her “jokesters.” Sadly, most of them have since passed away. “What better way could I honor their memories than to serve up their original, blue-plate special for the world to enjoy? Generations of pure, light-hearted laughter are just waiting to fill your soul. And that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?” For more jokes, visit Lisa at www.laughswithlisa.com or visit her weekly at www.thevillagesnews.com. She will introduce you to all the unique personalities she has met over the years.




The Strand Magazine


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Werewolves in Their Youth


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By the New York Times–bestselling author of Moonglow: “When you read these stories, it may strike you how seldom you come across really beautiful writing” (USA Today). Cherished by readers and critics alike for such extraordinary novels as The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, and Wonder Boys, Michael Chabon is at the height of his considerable powers in this striking and bittersweet collection of short stories. An anxious young misfit does nothing to protect his best friend from the scorn of their teachers and classmates. A kleptomaniac real estate agent leads an unhappy couple on a disastrous house tour. A heartbroken grifter finds his ex-girlfriend’s grandmother to be an easy mark—and an unexpected source of redemption. Throughout these stories, Chabon’s characters, suffused with yearning but crippled by broken love, often find themselves at a crossroads—and faced with sudden insight. Michael Chabon is “Updike without the condescension,” wrote James Hynes in the Washington Post Book World, “Cheever without the self-pity, a young American Nabokov who writes with a rueful joie de vivre.” In this darkly funny, achingly delicate collection, he renders the compromises of adulthood and the vivid fantasies of childhood with clarity and warmth. This ebook features a biography of the author.




The Choir


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Single Scene Short Stories


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A compilation of acclaimed short stories that each take place within a single scene




The Short of It


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Meet Carter Jakeman, a man in his late thirties suffering with bipolar disorder. He has resigned himself to just living in the background, frequenting bars too often and being generally miserable most of the time. The concoction of being unable to flourish in his life, combined with a dead end job and hampered relationships has only worsened his confidence and self esteem, leaving a broken and demoralised man, a man with a belief that he has no chance of happiness. Then a string of events turns everything on its head. He finds himself locked in an emotional battle as he deals with the fall-out of his brothers death and meets the woman of his dreams. This takes Carter on a journey that will not only test his fragile being, but will force into conflict all of his anxieties and fears. Will Carter find what he is looking for? Will he find solace? Love? Peace? Something.




The Search Is Over


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Natalie Porter and Mitch Williams have been best friends for the past ten years. But, unfortunately for Natalie, that relationship has grown to where she feels more for Mitch than mere friendship. She is in love with him and fails to understand why he continues to only see her as a platonic friend. Whenever Mitch wants to spend an evening with someone, doing something more than bar hopping, Natalie is the first person who comes to mind. What pains Natalie even more is Mitch’s insistence on comparing prospective romantic interests to her. In Mitch’s eyes, these young women never seem to measure up to the type of person Natalie is. “Why can’t he find someone like Natalie?” However, when Mitch learns that Natalie is dating, he then discovers his feelings for Natalie go a bit deeper than their just being best friends. But did Mitch wait too long? He knows now his search for the ideal woman is over. How does he convince Natalie that she is more than just the girl next door?




Ace of Shades: A Humorous Paranormal Women's Fiction


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Ace of Shades, the thrilling finale, features a later in life romance, a heart-pounding mystery, and a magical midlife adventure. Gehenna isn’t on Google Maps and there’s no Angel Annihilation for Dummies. To Miriam Feldman, list lover extraordinaire, this is an irritating oversight. It’s fine. She’s got this mission under control. Sure, her instructions are vague, and her team is trigger-happy, but she’s got plenty of motivation to carry them to victory. Vengeance counts, right? Plus, if ridding the world of celestial menaces doesn’t top up Miri’s karmic bank, then stopping a vampire contagion will definitely earn her some good will. Unless it gets her killed. That’s a distinct possibility. One which she refuses to worry about since she’s got her shiny new relationship with a sexy wolf shifter to enjoy. And honestly, his family dysfunction is making hers look pretty damn insignificant. How’s that for positive thinking? She’s going to nail this. Happily-ever-after, here she comes. Fans of Jana DeLeon, Robyn Peterman, and KF Breene, will adore Miri, a smart older heroine with zero effs left to give! Let’s get you reading!