Silly Alien Time Travel Stories for really Big Kids


Book Description

Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over the Universe but not always in a serious way. The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called "The Oldest Galaxy." The "Creator" has made them the Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating. This third book in the series centres around the Human hero who saved the Universe and his attempts to get back to where and who he was when he originally left Earth. He finds that two or three years in Space Time is ten thousand years in Earth Time so he sneaks a peak into the future and meets future human beings. He gets a lot of shocks and surprises, not all good, before the Aliens find a way to return him to his origins. He discovers that the future Humans have read his books that he hasn't written yet so that is the reason why the author is writing the books now so that future Humans can read about themselves from the past!!




Silly Alien Time Travel Stories for Really Big Kids


Book Description

Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over the Universe but not always in a serious way. The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called The Oldest Galaxy. The Creator has made them the Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating. This third book in the series centres around the Human hero who saved the Universe and his attempts to get back to where and who he was when he originally left Earth. He finds that two or three years in Space Time is ten thousand years in Earth Time so he sneaks a peak into the future and meets future human beings. He gets a lot of shocks and surprises, not all good, before the Aliens find a way to return him to his origins. He discovers that the future Humans have read his books that he hasnt written yet so that is the reason why the author is writing the books now so that future Humans can read about themselves from the past!!??




Bye Bye Baby Boy, Big Boy Blues


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They are the generations who should really have been the most screwed up. But they weren't! They survived the horrors of great wars, monster depressions, savage recessions, rationing, bombing, living for years in holes in the ground, persecuted, deprived and bankrupt. They should have been crazy in a normal world but somehow ended up normal in a crazy world. This is the story of a family and in particular one boy who endured it all, grew up, and sort of triumphed. It is not a book to be read and understood in the context of the 21st century. It relates to events long gone but not forgotten. Tradition, culture and conservatism were the order of the day even by those who thought themselves radicals. Politically correct fans will have a blue fit if they read it. The author hopes they do! If this book makes anybody understand and think again then the writer will feel he has had a measure of success. Amongst the horror, trials and tribulations characters emerge full of life, fun and humour.




Out of this World Stories


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Can we talk to the trees? Well over the years people have tried, One Singer sang to them but they didn't answer. A Prince talked to them and was thought to be barmy. Here a Human not only talks to trees and plants but also creatures who have a lot of recognisable problems with Humans. Throw in beings from other dimensions on this planet and Aliens from another galaxy and you have a whole crazy stew of unbelievable events. There is a mass exodus of snails from France who don't want to be eaten, French frogs who need wheelchairs because their legs have been cut off and crickets from China who don't want to be fried. They all become an immigration problem! There are English centipedes complaining about the cost and quality of 50 pairs of trainers and a host of other beings who resent being disturbed. The Human is caught up in all these trials and tribulations and just when he thinks he has escaped ..... Well!!? The reader will be brought face to face with another reality through fantasy, humour and fun. Read and enjoy.




Misadventures of Wunderwear Woman Down Under


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As always Wunderwear Woman is a special breed. She is not anorexic, rippling with muscles and totally hardbodied. She doesnt collapse at the sight of Kryptonite, nor turn into a fly or spider, neither does she fly in the air or run up walls to destroy a hundred opponents in just a few seconds. Some may say she just blunders in whereas in reality she only wants to speak her mind and tell it as she sees it. In the first book she was single and based in the UK while in the second she was married and living in the USA. In this the third book she visits Australia with her in-laws. She has slimmed and trimmed, but not too much and has modified her approach but not too far. She is still very bold and upfront but in a more controlled way. She wants to change the world, make it a better place and still dares to say the things too many hardly dare to think. She faces the facts as she sees them and faces the people who need to be faced. She has developed her style to let others into her opinions. She sets the scene for others to explode and have a lot more to say for themselves than previously. The results are just as comical and just as serious. This is an adult book, humorous, satirical and sexually explicit with strong language in places dealing with all the issues of the past, present and future times. Things that adults do! Beware! Wunderwear Woman is not for the smug, contented and fainthearted and is specifically designed to irritate the conservatives and politically correct. Enjoy the world of Wunderwear Woman.




The Misadventures of Wunderwear Woman in America


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As before Wunderwear Woman is different. She is not anorexic, muscled and hardbodied. She doesn't collapse at the sight of Kryptonite, or turn into a fly or spider, nor does she fly in the air or run up walls to destroy two hundred opponents in thirty seconds. Some might say she just blunders in whereas in reality she only wants to speak her mind and say it as she sees it. In the first book she was based in the UK. Here she is based in the USA. She is happily married, has slimmed down and has a more thoughtful but still forthright approach. She is still big, bold, upfront and in your face. She wants to change the world and dares to say things others hardly dare to think. She faces the facts as she see them and faces the people who need to be faced. In the first book the characters who surrounded her mainly fed her the lines. In this book her companions have a lot more to say for themselves. This is an adult book, humorous, satirical and sexually explicit with strong language in places. Things that adults do! Wunderwear Woman is not for the smug, contented and fainthearted and is specifically designed to irritate the conservatives and politically correct. Enjoy the world of Wunderwear.




Hard Travellin' Man Blues


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They were the generations who should really have been the most screwed up but they weren`t! They survived the horrors of great wars, monster depressions, savage recessions, rationing, bombing, living for years in holes in the ground, persecuted, derived and bankrupt. They should have been crazy in a normal world but somehow ended up normal in a crazy world. Everything started badly yet they had the guts to lift themselves up and get out to help to restore a ruined planet. This is a continuation of the story that began in the book 'Bye Bye Baby Boy Big Boy Blues'. The story of a family and in particular one boy who endured it all, grew up and sort of triumphed. Who went out to put himself and things back together. It covers very different ground from that of the localised territory of the first book but in the same down to earth way. This envelopes the world and people in a very different manner to that described in most books. Ordinary people in extra-ordinary situations with their feet still firmly on the ground, characters that emerge full of life, fun, ability and humour.




The True Meaning of Smekday


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The hilarious, genre-bending novel from bestselling author Adam rex that inspired the blockbuster feature film Home -- fully illustrated with "photos," drawings, newspaper clippings, and comics sequences. When twelve-year-old Gratuity ("Tip") Tucci is assigned to write five pages on "The True Meaning of Smekday" for the National Time Capsule contest, she's not sure where to begin; when her mom started telling everyone about the messages aliens were sending through a mole on the back of her neck? Maybe on Christmas Eve, when huge bizarre spaceships descended on Earth and the aliens -- called Boov -- abducted her mother? Or when the Boov declared Earth a colony, renamed it "Smekland" (in honor of glorious Captain Smek), and forced all Americans to relocate to Florida via rocketpod? In any case, Gratuity's story is much, much bigger than the assignment. It involves her unlikely friendship with a renegade Boov mechanic named J.Lo; a futile journey south to find Gratuity's mother at the Happy Mouse Kingdom; a cross-country road trip in a hovercar called Slushious; and an outrageous plan to save the Earth from yet another alien invasion.




Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids


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Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over all over the Universe but not always in a serious way. The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the Universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called "The Oldest Galaxy." The "Creator has made them Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating. This second book in the series centres around an attack from another Universe led by an Alien who had slipped into our Universe aeons before and had created havoc. He had been deported, supposedly back to his own Universe but had been dumped into a different one by mistake. He has been plotting his revenge ever since. Our Aliens have developed a Space Fighter to end all wars but found that only Humans can utilise it to the full. This is a story of how one man saved the Universe and returned to tell the tale.




If I Were an Astronaut


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Discusses activities astronauts do while they're in space.