Some Things Are Worse Than Being Older Than Dirt
Author : Ben Goode
Publisher :
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 44,44 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781885027115
Author : Ben Goode
Publisher :
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 44,44 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781885027115
Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 17,66 MB
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1451666187
#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Author : Tom Corbett
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 413 pages
File Size : 44,21 MB
Release : 2015-10-13
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1514414120
The author picks up where he left off in a witty memoir of his academic and policy careers in Browsing through My Candy Store. In this equally hilarious book, Tom Corbett brings us back to the postWorld War II period, where he came of age in a rough and tumble ethnic, working-class neighborhood. From a kid who showed no promise whatsoever, he underwent a series of transformative experiences from Catholic seminary training to the leader of a left-wing college group through Peace Corps service in India. His journey of self-discovery takes us through several early endeavors, such as guarding city sewers, tending hospital patients during the graveyard shift, reaching out to desperately poor kids in a distressed neighborhood, and faking it as an agricultural guru in the deserts of Rajasthan. Somehow, despite much incompetence and self-doubt, the author used grit and charm and serendipity to fall into a fulfilling career as a respected academic and policy wonk. Ouch, Now I Remember is a story that brings you back in time, helps you laugh a bit, and recalls a lost era. The reader might even shed a tear or two.
Author : Karla Huebner
Publisher : Black Rose Writing
Page : 291 pages
File Size : 47,21 MB
Release : 2023-03-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1685131654
Jacobine Flaa and her increasingly unrealistic friend Cinda are approaching retirement in the Midwest in the age of Trump and climate crisis. Both want to move back to the western US, but can they afford the housing prices there? Jacobine, a historian specializing in immigration, combines teaching and museum work at a university and misses her California friends; Cinda, an art historian employed less than happily at a small museum, wants a more outdoorsy life and keeps applying for jobs in places she'd rather live. The novel opens on Election Day 2016, when the two women meet for dinner with a third friend. When Trump captures the necessary electoral votes, Jacobine attends many protests, while Cinda, though sharing her politics, is no activist. Jacobine struggles with health worries and the loss of friends and loved ones to cancer, heart attack, and suicide. What's more, over time, Cinda's sometimes crazy plans and peculiar expectations prompt Jacobine to rethink their friendship. Jacobine must confront questions of aging, death, and renewal in her effort to regain a vibrant life. How will she pull herself forward as she turns sixty in the third year of the Trump presidency?
Author : C.J. Pinard
Publisher : Pin House Press, LLC
Page : 694 pages
File Size : 19,66 MB
Release : 2023-10-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN :
The Nighthawks Motorcycle Club rules New Orleans and the supernaturals there. Follow five of the Nighthawks MC members as they keep the peace amongst the supernatural creatures and humans in New Orleans, while finding love and passion with the women who weren't in their plans. NIGHTHAWKS MC: Viper Shadow Phoenix Venom Face The Nighthawks MC Series contains violence and adult situations and is for readers 18+.
Author : Ben Goode
Publisher :
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 37,34 MB
Release : 1997-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781885027085
Author : Ben Goode
Publisher :
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 45,70 MB
Release : 2003-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781885027146
Author : M. L. Bushman
Publisher : Jigsaw Press
Page : 302 pages
File Size : 32,42 MB
Release : 2007-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1934340553
Just who is Micah Divine? Godsend? World-class liar with a bag of tricks up his sleeve? The unexpected glitch in a scheme two men have been murdered to protect? Or a divine being on a mission to benefit all Mankind for generations to come is designed to bring him face-to-face with his greatest fear--a fear buried at the heart of the controversy simmering on the Flannigan's Arizona ranch over a suspected murder. The only thing Carol Flannigan, Dawson Riley, and Kerry Penfield know for sure-- The cowboy's name is Micah Divine.
Author : Nicole Seitz
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 40,70 MB
Release : 2011-02-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1401685463
Beauty, like truth, is enduring. But only one can set you free. The Inheritance of Beauty is a rich and enchanting story about 92-year-old George, forced to watch his beloved wife Maggie fade from Alzheimer’s—until a stranger arrives at their nursing home to bring the tragic past crashing back. Maggie Black came of age in the lush, fragrant lowcountry of South Carolina—spending her days with her beloved brother and the childhood sweetheart she would grow up to marry. But when a stranger arrived on the train one summer, Maggie couldn’t imagine the evil he would bring with him. And though she escaped with her life, the ramifications of that fateful summer would alter all of their lives forever. Now, some eighty years later, Maggie and her husband George are spending their remaining days in a nursing home, helpless as age slowly robs Maggie of her ability to communicate. When a mysterious package arrives, followed closely by a stranger whose identity haunts them, Maggie and George are hemmed in by a history they’d rather forget. As the truth reveals itself, George knows he must face the past and its lifetime of repercussions. It’s the only way to free himself and his precious wife—if it’s not too late. But George isn't sure how many lives were affected by the stranger in Levy . . . or why life must come full-circle now when he's running out of time Haunting southern fiction told through alternating points of view in the present and 1929 Includes discussion questions for book clubs Also by Nicole Seitz: Saving Cicadas,A Hundred Years of Happiness, and Trouble the Water
Author : Jeff Herman
Publisher : Prima Lifestyles
Page : 938 pages
File Size : 22,65 MB
Release : 2000-07-20
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9780761522171
"Writer's Guide to Book Editors, Publishers, and Literary Agents gets you past the slush piles and into the hands of the right people. This one-of-a-kind reference gives you the names, addresses, and phone numbers of hundreds of top editors and agents and includes essays by savvy "insiders" who reveal the secrets to winning them over. More comprehensive than ever before, this year's edition gives you everything you need to know to get published, from writing the knockout book proposal to turning initial rejection into ultimate success. This deluxe edition includes a CD-ROM that contains the entire database of agents and publishers along with systems for tracking submissions, expenses, titles, and copyrights. In addition, direct links to Web sites mentioned in the book and an additional 50 links to writing-related sites give writers immediate access to the people they need to know. Includes over 15 utilities for writers such as Grammar Slammer, the Thinking Man's Thesaurus, and WriteExpress Rhymer! About the Author Jeff Herman is the owner of the Jeff Herman Literary Agency, one of New York's leading agencies for writers. Among his clients are the bestselling authors of the "Chicken Soup for the Soul series. He frequently speaks to writer's groups and conferences on the topic of getting published and can be reached at /www.jeffherman.com.