Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars


Book Description

Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon out that they're not the only ones that can toot. Share this book with loved ones to find out what happens in this story of the tooting wars. This is the sequel to Taylor the Tooting Turkey. This story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect read or gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




Taylor the Tooting Turkey


Book Description

Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




A Turkey for Thanksgiving


Book Description

Mr. and Mrs. Moose try to invite a turkey to their Thanksgiving feast.




Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars


Book Description

Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon out that they're not the only ones that can toot. Share this book with loved ones to find out what happens in this story of the tooting wars. This is the sequel to Taylor the Tooting Turkey. This story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect read or gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




The Night the Reindeer Came to Play


Book Description

Find out what happens when Santa's reindeer visit the home of a young child on Christmas Eve. Full of mischief and fun, this silly group does everything to enchant, excite, and engage our little tot! Help your child learn to count while enjoying the magic and merriment these reindeer provide in this award-winning storybook! An Amazon #1 new release!




One of Ours


Book Description

Claude Wheeler is a young man who was born after the American frontier has vanished. The son of a successful farmer and an intensely pious mother, Wheeler is guaranteed a comfortable livelihood. Nevertheless, Wheeler views himself as a victim of his father's success and his own inexplicable malaise.Thus, devoid of parental and spousal love, Wheeler finds a new purpose to his life in France, a faraway country that only existed for him in maps before the First World War. Will Wheeler ever succeed in his new goal? The novel is inspired from real-life events and also won the Pulitzer Prize in 1923.




Frank the Farting Flamingo


Book Description

Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




Santa's Tooting Tooshie


Book Description

Find out all the ways Santa uses his tooting tooshie to save Christmas!




Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred


Book Description

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.




Spider...The Celebrity


Book Description

Spider thinks he is a celebrity. Why you ask? Because if anyone sees him, they scream with "delight." This charming tale shows that your perspective on life, no matter how misconstrued, can keep you confident in any situation.