The Garden Gnomes Secret


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No, No, Gnome!


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For fans of Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! and No, David! comes a tale about a very small gnome who has some very big ideas about the school garden. Gnome cannot wait to help his friends harvest the school garden! But his eagerness and excitement get him into trouble, leaving them all saying, “No, no, Gnome!” The author/illustrator of Are We There, Yeti? delivers a sweet new picture book starring a loveable little hero who has a whole lot of energy...and heart.




Goofy Gnomes


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The Giggle-Inducing Stories of the Goofy Gnomes and Their Enchanting Garden" is a delightful collection of lighthearted and funny children's stories centered around the whimsical world of gnome-themed storytelling. Each chapter tells a different tale of the Goofy Gnomes and their comical mishaps, charming garden escapades, and hilarious adventures, making it a perfect read-aloud for families or a delightful solo escape into a magical garden filled with enchanting garden tales. These funny gnome stories are ideal for those who seek a charming and humorous adventure in a world of magical garden tales, full of comical gnome mishaps and charming gnome adventures. Whether you are looking for a fun and amusing book for your children or just seeking a little escapism and humor, "The Giggle-Inducing Stories of the Goofy Gnomes and Their Enchanting Garden" promises to transport you into a magical world of laughter and whimsy




The Grumpy Gnome’s Garden


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This is a magical story set in an overgrown garden the size of a field where one very lonely, sometimes grumpy gnome wishes things were different. Although he wants his garden to be a beautiful place where he can sit, he works with wood all day and does not know how to change the wild growth into something wonderful and inviting. One day, a green-fingered Fairy Princess comes to stay in the Gnome’s cottage, and with a little hard work, a little magic and a little assistance from Mark-o’-the-Wisp who lives next door transforms his wilderness into a gorgeous garden. Along the way, the Fairy Princess helps the Gnome make friends with his neighbours and other locals, and even encourages a furry feline housemate! Touching on themes such as the importance of friendship and the wonder of nature against the backdrop of the seasons, The Grumpy Gnome’s Garden will be loved by children aged 4 upwards. For anyone who loves nature, this modern fairytale is an enchanting read for children and adults to share.




The Hermit in the Garden


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Tracing its distant origins to the villa of the Roman emperor Hadrian in the second century AD, the eccentric phenomenon of the ornamental hermit enjoyed its heyday in the England of the eighteenth century It was at this time that it became highly fashionable for owners of country estates to commission architectural follies for their landscape gardens. These follies often included hermitages, many of which still survive, often in a ruined state. Landowners peopled their hermitages either with imaginary hermits or with real hermits - in some cases the landowner even became his own hermit. Those who took employment as garden hermits were typically required to refrain from cutting their hair or washing, and some were dressed as druids. Unlike the hermits of the Middle Ages, these were wholly secular hermits, products of the eighteenth century fondness for 'pleasing melancholy'. Although the fashion for them had fizzled out by the end of the eighteenth century, they had left their indelible mark on both the literature as well as the gardens of the period. And, as Gordon Campbell shows, they live on in the art, literature, and drama of our own day - as well as in the figure of the modern-day garden gnome. This engaging and generously illustrated book takes the reader on a journey that is at once illuminating and whimsical, both through the history of the ornamental hermit and also around the sites of many of the surviving hermitages themselves, which remain scattered throughout England, Scotland, and Ireland. And for the real enthusiast, there is even a comprehensive checklist, enabling avid hermitage-hunters to locate their prey.




YOU NEVER KNOW WITH A GNOME


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"Here I stand by the garden path Covered in mud on my lower half But Chloe if you can make me laugh I'll make sure you will get a bath!"




Salem Supernaturals Box Set


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"This series has fast become one of my favorites! It has everything my spooky black heart loves." "I can't say enough good things about this series. I feel like these characters have become my friends. If you're into paranormal, strong females, sexy men, and the 80's, you need this series in your life!" ~ Nerd Girl Reviews Rebel Spell I’m a witch without magic. I left Salem because I didn’t fit in, but now I have to return to deal with my aunt’s estate. When I meet my quirky, supernatural tenants, they convince me to go to the Halloween ball–and to pretend to be the vampire’s girlfriend. Risky? Perhaps. Witches are being murdered, and trouble is brewing like an overflowing cauldron. Is returning here a fatal mistake? Hot in Witch City A wolf shifter enters my retro rock club and claims I'm his mate. That’s not going to happen. I'm half-siren and all single. No way am I giving up my freedom for some delusional furball. Dancing with My Elf A dragon shifter thinks I need his help. Ha. I'm a detective. Why would I need help from an exotic dancer on a case that involves dark magic? We're searching for demons, not dollars. Fans of New Girl will love the Salem Supernaturals with awkward meet cutes, quirky housemates, and found families. Visit Salem in a series spiced with humor, romance, and suspense!




Gnome


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Mr. Gnome is a grumpy little fellow. He's really quite rude and he is definitely NOT cute. So when Miss Witch asks him to kindly stop fishing in her pond, Mr. Gnome is in danger of finding out exactly what happens to gnomes who say "NO!" From author illustrator Fred Blunt comes this laugh-out-loud cautionary tale, told in a wonderfully conversational style.




Wood Plays: 1


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"As playwright, composer and director, Mr Wood has given children a self respecting art form" (The Times) The Gingerbread Man - 'The perfect children's play, with lots of superbly silly jokes and foot-tapping songs ... a magnificent epic of comic disarray' (Time Out); The See-Saw Tree - 'We are made to feel at once that the theatre is something immediate and involving' (Times); The Ideal Gnome Expedition - 'David Wood has surely scored again ... yet another gently entertaining excursion into a fantasy world where eminently sensible values prevail' (Daily Telegraph); Mother Goose's Golden Christmas - 'I cannot recommend this pantomime highly enough ... an enchanting blend of mirth and music that captivates the hearts of mums, dads and kids' (Romford Observer)




Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes (Classic Goosebumps #19)


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Goosebumps now on Disney+! Two pink flamingos. A whole family of plaster skunks. Joe Burton's dad loves those tacky lawn ornaments. But then he brings home two ugly lawn gnomes. And that's when the trouble starts.Late at night, When everyone's asleep. Someone's creeping in the garden. Whispering nasty things. Smashing melons. Squashing tomatoes. No way two dumb old lawn ornaments could be causing all the trouble? Is there?