The Practical Woman's Guide to Living with the Undead


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What can you do when your home is invaded by two of your ex-mothers-in-law in spirit form, you suspect your ex-husband of selling his soul to a demon, your colleague has been attacked by a werewolf and, worst of all, you have a job as a supply teacher at the comprehensive school from hell? Single mother Dora Harker hopes that the charming elderly gentleman she's met in a strangely gothic pub can provide some answers to these perplexing questions. Unfortunately, Lord Ralph Dunglass de Marney, otherwise known as Bobbity, is harbouring a dark and Wildean secret of his own... The Practical Woman's Guide to Living with the Undead is a scintillating romantic comedy with a paranormal twist; prepare to meet vampires, ghosts and demons, and face the real horrors that reside in an inner-city classroom.




Mandragora by Moonlight


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'I'm just a humble hedge-witch, I know cures and charms, but little of deeper magic. But you will journey further and achieve far more than I have ever done. I've looked into my scrying vessel and seen your future as a great sorceress, standing with a powerful Magus by your side. You were born to the Craft, Jeanie, always remember that.' Jeanie Gowdie has never doubted the prophecy delivered to her by her grandmother, Nana Herrick in her parting words, but her quest to fulfill her destiny has been frustrated by a tragic accident that led to her incarceration in a grim institution. Now, free at last, she arrives in 1970s London where fate leads her to the mysterious Antioch Corey Memorial Library and its charismatic custodian, Arawn Llewellyn, a man with a dark secret that might out- match her own. Falling in love proves to be both a blessing and a curse and Jeanie has much to learn before she can come of age as a sorceress and take her rightful place in the secret occult world.




Undead Apocalyse


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Explores the intersection of the vampire and zombie with 21st Century dystopian and post-apocalyptic cinemaTwenty-first century film and television is overwhelmed with images of the undead. Vampires and zombies have often been seen as oppositional: one alluring, the other repellant; one seductive, the other infectious. With case studies of films like I Am Legend and 28 Days Later, as well as TV programmes like Angel and The Walking Dead, this book challenges these popular assumptions and reveals the increasing interconnection of undead genres. Exploring how the figure of the vampire has been infused with the language of science, disease and apocalypse, while the zombie text has increasingly been influenced by the trope of the areluctant vampire, Stacey Abbott shows how both archetypes are actually two sides of the same undead coin. When considered together they present a dystopian, sometimes apocalyptic, vision of twenty-first century existence.Key featuresRather than seeing them as separate or oppositional, this book explores the intersection and dialogue between the vampire and zombie across film and televisionMuch contemporary scholarship on the vampire focuses on Dark Romance, while this book explores the more horror-based end of the genreOffers a detailed discussion of the development of zombie televisionProvides a detailed examination of Richard Mathesons I Am Legend, including the novel, the script, the adaptations and the BBFCs response to Mathesons script




How to Save an Undead Life


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The Beginner's Guide to Necromancy, Book 1Grier Woolworth spends her nights weaving spooky tales of lost souls and tragedies for tourists on the streets of downtown Savannah. Hoop skirt and parasol aside, it's not a bad gig. The pay is crap, but the tips keep the lights on in her personal haunted mansion and her pantry stocked with ramen.Life is about as normal as it gets for an ex-necromancer hiding among humans. Until the society that excommunicated Grier offers her a second chance at being more than ordinary. Too bad no one warned her the trouble with being extraordinary is it can get you killed.Warning: This book contains one ex-con heiress with a pet zombie parakeet who lives next door to her ex-army crush. Brace yourselves, we're talking more exes than a pirate treasure map here.




The Book of the Undead A Zombie Film Guide


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Since 'The Night of the Living Dead, ' screen Zombies have become increasingly bizarre, bloodthirsty, yes even cannibalistic. A complete film guide to all your favorite undead, zombie, and the living dead films. Interesting stories behind the scenes and a list of my favorite zombie films. One thing is for sure - Zombies in various forms remain very much alive, in the movies and in audiences' imagination - like yours and mine! I want to eat your brains!




The Zombie Combat Manual


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The Zombie Combat Manual is a comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the inevitable battle against the undead. With detailed illustrations and firsthand accounts from zombie combat veterans, this manual provides readers with the information they need to emerge victoriously from a close combat encounter with a walking corpse. Now is the time to learn how to survive a hand-to-hand battle against the advancing army of the undead-before humans fall prey to their growing ranks.




Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls


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Complete with romance, action, comedy, and an army of shambling corpses, this prequel to the hit mash-up novel will have Jane Austen rolling in her grave—or crawling out of it! Four years before the events of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the Bennet sisters are enjoying a peaceful life in the English countryside, reading, gardening, and daydreaming about future husbands—until a funeral at the local parish goes strangely and horribly awry. Suddenly, corpses are springing from the soft earth—and only one family can stop them. As the bodies pile up, Elizabeth Bennet grows from a naive young teenager into a savage slayer of the undead. Along the way, two men vie for her affections: Master Hawksworth is the powerful warrior who trains her to kill, while thoughtful Dr. Keckilpenny seeks to conquer the walking dead using science instead of strength. Will either man win the prize of Elizabeth’s heart? Or will their hearts be feasted upon by hordes of marauding zombies?




The Zombie Survival Guide


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From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.




Only Dead on the Inside


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It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay. There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us. Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.




Living Among the Undead


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**Living Among the Undead The Definitive Guide to Thriving in a Post-Zombie World** Immerse yourself in *Living Among the Undead*, a groundbreaking eBook that equips you with the essential knowledge and practical skills to thrive in a world overrun by zombies. This comprehensive guide is your ultimate survival partner, meticulously crafted to address every facet of sustainable living amidst constant threats. Start your journey with an introduction to the new normal, where understanding the altered world and assessing your survival skills become crucial. Learn to redefine sustainable living in the most hostile environments. Discover the mindset of a true survivor. Develop unparalleled resilience and mental preparedness that will keep you motivated even when danger lurks around every corner. Securing safe shelter is not just about finding any roof over your head; it's about selecting strategic locations, fortifying structures, and building sustainable sanctuaries that offer security and comfort. Water is life, and this eBook provides you with innovative techniques for identifying water sources, purifying your supply, and ensuring long-term storage – all indispensable skills for survival. Transform your approach to food with expert methods for foraging, hunting, gardening, and preserving food. Whether it’s trapping animals or cultivating nutritious plants, you will be equipped to sustain your body and health. Harness nature’s power through chapters on solar, water, and wind energy, and learn to create biofuels. Discover strategies to conserve energy efficiently, all of which are vital in a world where electricity may be a luxury. Understanding zombie behavior and implementing effective deterrents are paramount. Learn safe travel tactics and how to create impenetrable perimeters, ensuring that the undead remain outside your sanctuary. Health and hygiene take on new importance in a post-apocalyptic world. Dive into first aid essentials, preventative health measures, and maintaining sanitation to keep your community healthy and vibrant. Building a cooperative community and reliable communication networks are the keys to long-term survival. Master the art of bartering and foster trust in transactions to thrive socially and economically. From defensive strategies and scavenging techniques to mental and emotional well-being, every chapter of *Living Among the Undead* delivers critical insights and practical advice. Equip yourself with the knowledge to not just survive but flourish in a world dominated by the undead. Your new life among the zombies begins now.