Author : Malin Klingenberg
Publisher : Pushkin Children's Books
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 36,51 MB
Release : 2021-02-16
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1782692835
A laugh-out-loud illustrated journey around the hidden world of the fart Hilarious verses and outrageous illustrations combine to produce a book about the funniest thing in the world: farts! From the racetrack to the concert hall, from humble bank-robbers to esteemed royals, farts are produced everywhere and by everyone. The Secret Life of Farts is your guide to the rich, colourful, flatulatory world that is all around us.
Author : Mike Bender
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,25 MB
Release : 2023-10-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781938447730
A solitary fart who takes himself too seriously sets out on a mission to change the fart as we know it, but learns to embrace his fartness and the fun and friendship that come with it. The book also includes over 150 hidden butts from legendary Highlights Hidden Pictures illustrator, Chuck Dillon.
Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 35,46 MB
Release : 2011-10-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 110154757X
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author : K.J. Mackay
Publisher : Kirby Mackay
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 46,56 MB
Release : 2023-09-29
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 047369316X
Hold your noses, kiddos! It's time to embark on an unforgettable journey through a gas filled world with "A Book About Farts." Get ready to explore the mysterious, magnificent realm of flatulence! Ever wondered why we fart or why some are smellier than others? Dive into the hilarious and informative facts behind these cheeky bodily functions and become a true fartologist! Chuckle, chortle, and snicker your way through a collection of knee-slapping fart jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches. Be enchanted by whimsical, watercolor illustrations that bring each page to life, adding a colorful and imaginative twist to our gas-filled adventures. Whether you're a little explorer with a penchant for potty humor or a parent looking to share laughter with your young ones, "A Book About Farts" is the perfect blend of education and entertainment. It's a laugh-out-loud journey through a world we all know but rarely talk about. So, gear up, get ready to giggle, and dive headfirst into the uproarious, enchanting world of farts. Who knew learning about the human body could be this much fun? Grab your copy today and let the laughter begin!
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 32,82 MB
Release : 2010-05-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 158008348X
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Author : Kelli Hansen
Publisher :
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 41,66 MB
Release : 2020-05
Category :
ISBN :
This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny
Author : Steven Appleby
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 48,44 MB
Release : 2006
Category : Flatulence
ISBN : 9780747582458
Toot toot! Pip pip! BRAAPP!! Join Steven Appleby as he explores the language of farts in this multi-lingual and fully European book which includes farting in French, German and Spanish! DISCOVER the supercilious and pretentious f'Art, MARVEL at the totally silent 'secret service' fart and CRINGE at the mock-tudor suburban fart-effect fart. Not forgetting the Left Bank intellectual fart: I stink therefore I am. There's a fart here for everyone! Farting is a fact of life. It's ubiquitous. Something every living thing - baby, child, adult and even tortoise - does. Perhaps not insects - but then who knows? So let's embrace the humble fart and celebrate its glorious diversity.
Author : Robert Munsch
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 30,43 MB
Release : 1990-09-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0385252676
Good Families Don't is Munsch's funniest book yet, about a risqué subject that is guaranteed to have children--and adults--rolling in the aisles. When Carmen tries to tell her parents that there is a big fart lying on her bed, they don't believe her. "Good families like ours," they tell her, "do not have farts." But when they go upstairs to see, the fart attacks them--as it does the similarly disbelieving police when they arrive. Carmen is left to deal with the situation on her own, which she does with the help of a rose.
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 21,58 MB
Release : 2019-07-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1526361892
An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 34,92 MB
Release : 2021-01-29
Category :
ISBN :
Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
