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Thank Me Later: The Fantasy Hockey Bible

Author : Mark Dotto

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 80 pages

File Size : 23,16 MB

Release : 2018-08-07

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 0359010113

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Winston Churchill once said "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."Are there truer words spoken about the reality of fantasy life? Win or lose, our appetites for torturing ourselves is never ending. We long for it. We crave the pendulum of emotions that it initiates. And we always, always come back for more.This book will make you laugh nervously at the fact that somebody - maybe everybody - is able to provide analytics to your brain, your personality, your strategy and your mistakes. Forget being compared to a Vegas hotel or an 80's tv show like other mock write-ups. This is that lecture, that leather sofa analysis, that brain drilling type of story that is going to make you NOT need fantasy sports counseling anymore. And why not?



Fantasy Hockey Standard

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Publisher : Fantasy Hockey Standard Inc.

Page : 60 pages

File Size : 41,66 MB

Release : 2014-09-05

Category : Antiques & Collectibles

ISBN :

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There's so much more to winning in fantasy hockey than drafting Sidney Crosby and praying for some magic. So, Fantasy Hockey Standard proudly presents it's first volume of pure hockey pool strategy - 60 pages worth! Inside: strategy articles dedicated to roto and keeper leagues, goalies, rookies, and free agency. Our advanced strategy research uncovers trends relating to veterans and youth, player salaries, trades, and advanced statistics. We offer up hardcore draft and auction strategies covering the regular season and playoff pools. Get ideas for your league from our our "Fantasy Hockey Rule Book." As well, our article "Trade Strategy" will teach you how to become the shark in the tank. The Fantasy Hockey Standard Strategy Book: Volume 1 is the end result of four-years of strategy writing by our team of fantasy hockey degenerates. Don't sit down at the draft table without studying these techniques first...



Higgins Hockey Fantasy Index: 2010-2011

Author : Rob Higgins

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 498 pages

File Size : 47,50 MB

Release : 2010-09-07

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 1439172625

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ROCK YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE Attention, hockey fantasy managers! Do you know which players offer the best value? Which player is a Cherry Pick? And who’s a Cherry Bomb? Are some players only Foxy by Proxy? Higgins Hockey Fantasy Index is a gold mine for stats freaks—the key to unlocking hidden value and avoiding pitfalls in any hockey fantasy league. With his unique HFI system, Rob Higgins gives you the tools to make brilliant picks on draft day—and run the rest of your fantasy season like a rock ’n’ roll superstar.



Sure Shot

Author : Sarina Bowen

Publisher : Tuxbury Publishing LLC

Page : 336 pages

File Size : 35,1 MB

Release : 2020-05-12

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1950155005

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A new stand-alone hockey romance from USA Today bestseller Sarina Bowen. On the eve of her thirtieth birthday, sports agent Bess Beringer is ready to make some changes. Armed with a five-year plan—indexed and color coded—she’ll tackle her personal life with the same zeal that she brings to her successful agency. A big, tall, ripped hunk of hockey player who’s just been traded to the Brooklyn Bruisers is not a part of that plan. Mark “Tank” Tankiewicz has a lot of baggage. He’s a ride-or-die loner with a bad reputation. He’s on the rebound. He’s also the sexiest thing on two legs, and for some crazy reason it’s Bess that he wants. She knows better. But then she falls stupid in love with him anyway. And for a while it seems like maybe he’ll do the same. Until she asks him for the one thing he can never give her… I loved this feisty heroine and her alpha hero with a heart of gold! The perfect blend of heat and heart. Melanie Harlow, USA Today Bestselling Author of the Cloverleigh Farms Series Back off, readers. Tank is my new book boyfriend. I absolutely loved Sure Shot. Wall Street Journal and USA Today bestselling author Avery Flynn Emotional and poignant while also full of heat and humor. This story hit all the right notes. Bravo! 5 stars! Bookgasms Book Blog This hockey romance had it all: sweet, sexy, funny, a tiny bit of angst. It was contemporary romance perfection. A Novel Glimpse -------------- Other books set in the Brooklyn Bruisers world include: Rookie Move Hard Hitter Pipe Dreams Brooklynaire Overnight Sensation Superfan -------------- For fans of: Helena Hunting, Elle Kennedy, Avon Gale, Toni Aleo, Kristen Callihan, LJ Shen, Corinne Michaels, Jana Aston, Karina Halle, Meghan March, Jay Crownover, Anna Todd, Geneva Lee, Audrey Carlan, Jill Shalvis, Suzanne Brockmann, Helen Hoang, Christina Lauren, Kristan Higgins, Sally Thorne, Penelope Sky, Vi Keeland, Penelope Ward, Debbie Macomber, Nora Roberts, Maisey Yates, Sarah Mayberry, Elle Kennedy, Lauren Blakely, Susan Mallery, Penny Reid, Julia Kent, Kelly Jamieson, Melanie Harlow, Carrie Ann Ryan, Kendall Ryan, Kennedy Ryan, Helen Hardt, Meghan March, Julia Kent, Meli Raine, Sylvia Day, Chelle Bliss, Brenda Rothert, Natasha Madison, Kylie Scott, Helena Hunting, Sloane Kennedy, Penelope Sky, Elle Kennedy, K.A. Linde, Nana Malone, Jami Davenport, Jaci Burton, Penelope Sky, Helen Hardt, E.L. James, Anna Todd, Chelle Bliss, Kendall Ryan, Kennedy Fox. Keywords: hockey romance books, sports romance books, hockey fiction, sports fiction, Brooklyn Bruisers, Brooklyn hockey, New York romance, alpha male romance, athletes and romance, love stories, bad boy romance, contemporary romance, new romance, new Sarina Bowen, forbidden romance, workplace romance, office romance.



Fantasy Life

Author : Matthew Berry

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 386 pages

File Size : 40,98 MB

Release : 2014-07-01

Category : Games & Activities

ISBN : 1594632715

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Includes new chapters with small, easy-to-understand words. Bestselling words! Fantasy football, fantasy baseball, fantasy basketball, even fantasy sumo wrestling: the world of fantasy sports is huge, and still growing. Today, more than 35 million people in the United States and Canada spend hours upon hours each week on their fantasy sports teams. And as the Senior Fantasy Sports Analyst for ESPN, Matthew Berry is on the front lines of what has grown from a niche subculture into a national pastime. In his New York Times-bestselling Fantasy Life, Berry celebrates every aspect of the fantasy sports world. Brilliant trash talk. Unbelievable trophies. Insane draft day locations. Shake-your-head-in-disbelief punishments. Ingenious attempts at cheating. And surprisingly uplifting stories that remind us why we play these games in the first place. Written with the same award-winning style that has made Berry one of the most popular columnists on ESPN.com, Fantasy Life is a book for both hard-core fantasy players and people who have never played before. Between tales of love and hate, birth and death, tattoos and furry animal costumes, the White House Situation Room and a 126-pound golden pelican, Matthew chronicles his journey from a fourteen-year-old fantasy player to the face of fantasy sports for the largest sports media company in the world. Fantasy will save your life. Fantasy will set you free. And fantasy life is most definitely better than real life. You’ll see.



Punnies

Author : Llyn Hunter

Publisher :

Page : 64 pages

File Size : 18,67 MB

Release : 2015-01-30

Category :

ISBN : 9780977641949

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format book of Visual puns with poems, designed for all ages, to delight and entertain created by Emmy award winning storyboard artist for animation, Llyn Hunter. The even pages contain a full bleed illustration of the pun while the reverse have the name of the pun (for those who might not be able to figure it out) along with a silly poem to explain it.



The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL

Author : Sean McIndoe

Publisher :

Page : 274 pages

File Size : 50,59 MB

Release : 2018

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0735273898

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Sean McIndoe of Down Goes Brown, one of hockey's favourite and funniest writers, takes aim at the game's most memorable moments--especially if they're memorable for the wrong reasons--in this warts-and-all history of the NHL. The NHL is, indisputably, weird. One moment, you're in awe of the speed, skill and intensity that define the sport, shaking your head as a player makes an impossible play, or shatters a longstanding record, or sobs into his first Stanley Cup. The next, everyone's wearing earmuffs, Mr. Rogers has shown up, and guys in yellow raincoats are officiating playoff games while everyone tries to figure out where the league president went. That's just life in the NHL, a league that often can't seem to get out of its own way. No matter how long you've been a hockey fan, you know that sinking feeling that maybe, just maybe, some of the people in charge here don't actually know what they're doing. And at some point, you've probably wondered: Has it always been this way? The short answer is yes. As for the longer answer, well, that's this book. In this fun, irreverent and fact-filled history, Sean McIndoe relates the flip side to the National Hockey League's storied past. His obsessively detailed memory combines with his keen sense for the absurdities that make you shake your head at the league and yet fanatically love the game, allowing you to laugh even when your team is the butt of the joke (and as a life-long Leafs fan, McIndoe takes the brunt of some of his own best zingers). The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL is the weird and wonderful league's story told as only Sean McIndoe can.



Heated Rivalry

Author : Rachel Reid

Publisher : Harlequin

Page : 354 pages

File Size : 35,43 MB

Release : 2023-04-18

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0369748891

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The epic enemies-to-lovers hockey romance from USA TODAY bestselling author Rachel Reid—book two in her fan-favorite Game Changers series. Nothing interferes with pro hockey star Shane Hollander’s game. Now that he’s captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, he won’t let anything jeopardize that—definitely not the sexy rival he loves to hate. Boston Bears captain Ilya Rozanov is everything Shane’s not. The self-proclaimed king of the ice, he’s as cocky as he is talented. No one can beat him—except Shane. Publicly, they’re enemies. Privately, they can’t stop touching each other. The smart thing to do? Walk away, once a few secret hookups turn into a struggle to keep their relationship out of the press. The truth could ruin them both. But for Shane and Ilya, secrecy is soon no longer an option… Game Changers Book 1: Game Changer Book 2: Heated Rivalry Book 3: Tough Guy Book 4: Common Goal Book 5: Role Model Book 6: The Long Game



Love You Wild

Author : Becka Mack

Publisher : Nielsen

Page : 572 pages

File Size : 25,30 MB

Release : 2021-06-24

Category :

ISBN : 9781801161022

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Shattered. That's the best way to describe Claire Thompson after the ultimate betrayal. When her long-term boyfriend cheats on her, Claire decides she's done with men. Maybe forever. Healing the pieces of her broken heart seems like too impossible a task. Rumor has it the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new, but a rebound is the last thing she wants or needs, and she's definitely not letting her guard down for anyone, especially not for charming, sexy-as-sin, multi-millionaire playboy Avery Beck. Avery Beck, womanizer extraordinaire, prefers his women with no strings attached. Until he sets his eyes on Claire. As fiery and feisty as her hair, with stubbornness and tenacity to match, he's sure he's never worked harder for anything. Avery is determined to tear her walls down one piercing gaze, one lingering touch, one sweeping kiss at a time. He's never given up before, and he doesn't plan on starting now. Will Avery's wild heart finally be tamed? Or will this be the one time the relentless millionaire doesn't get what he wants?



Hold Me

Author : Anne Marsh

Publisher : Harlequin

Page : 183 pages

File Size : 30,94 MB

Release : 2021-04-27

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0369702522

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Dive into New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author Anne Marsh’s delicious story of a fiercely hot billionaire, a quirky little smart-mouth and a sexy little game that’ll get them in a whole lot of trouble… With ten jobs and six addresses in four years, Peony Harding might as well change her name to Ms. Anticommitment. But before she can initiate Peony 2.0 (the responsible, career-minded, settled-down version of herself), she meets Jax Valentine—at a sex party. Jax is over six feet of dark, brooding, dirty fun…with a 100 percent chance of trouble. Like a sexy little game of “pretend marriage” that ends with a wickedly real wedding night! Jax Valentine likes his life just fine as it is. But Peony, a gorgeous, quirky firefly on the verge of disappearing into the night, completely unravels him. He cannot resist her…so why would he scare her off by admitting he’s a billionaire? It’s a summer fling filled with ridiculously hot heart-pounding sex, laughter and tacos on the beach. But every fling has an end date. Which is exactly when Peony discovers who Jax Valentine really is: a billionaire, her new boss…and her very real husband. Take control. Feel the rush. Explore your fantasies—Harlequin DARE publishes sexy romances featuring powerful alpha males and bold, fearless heroines exploring their deepest fantasies.