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Two Golf Balls Rolled Into a Bar

Author : Chip Putt

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 92 pages

File Size : 48,89 MB

Release : 2014-10-29

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781502553751

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This is a new golf joke book containing 285 golf jokes which will knock the head covers off your clubs. None of the jokes have curse words so the book is suitable for males and females of all ages.Think of it for Father or Mothers' day gift, birthday gift or for a golfer at work.All the jokes were never before published and were written after 2012. This means the jokes are new and deal with more current and laughable opportunities. For example: ”>Rory McIlroy said, "Yesterday I had 5 doubles in a row." His pal replied, "Scotch I hope!"The book has 33 chapters such as:'14 Signs You Are Addicted to Golf,' 27 answers to 'What If Golf Were Never Invented,' and 8 jokes that start with "My game is so bad that...".Just about ALL of the 11,400 golf joke books found on the 'net' are collections or compilations of previously published old jokes. NOT THIS BOOK!!!



Man Walks Into a Bar

Author : Stephen Arnott

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 448 pages

File Size : 37,90 MB

Release : 2022-05-10

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1646043642

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Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime



Diary of a Rich Man's Kid

Author : Charles C. Pettijohn Jr.

Publisher : Beaufort Books

Page : 139 pages

File Size : 32,48 MB

Release : 2014-05-13

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 0825306647

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Charles C. Pettijohn, Jr. has met the notable and the notorious, the famous and the infamous. From a childhood surrounded by the stars of Old Hollywood to a career in the golden age of television and film, he has seen it all. Introduced by his daughter, Adrienne, Charles shares personal stories of life among American royalty in this intimate and folksy memoir. Frank and uncensored, Diary of a Rich Man's Kid shows the real side of many larger-than-life figures. Entertainment notables like Carol Burnett, Burt Reynolds, and Red Skelton make appearances as well as world leaders like Franklin D. Roosevelt and John Kennedy. Diary of a Rich Man's Kid presents a funny and heartwarming peek inside a bygone era.



The Physics of Golf

Author : Theodore P. Jorgensen

Publisher : Springer Science & Business Media

Page : 210 pages

File Size : 25,50 MB

Release : 2013-11-27

Category : Science

ISBN : 1441986189

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Book Description

This revised and expanded bestseller includes a new chapter on putting, a new appendix on the fundamental physics covered in the book, increased coverage of modern club design, and an updated reference section. As in the previous book, most of the mathematics is relegated to a technical appendix. The first edition of this book was enthusiastically received by the both the science press in Physics Today, IEEE Spectrum, and Nature and the golf world in American Golf Pro and Golf Week.



World's Greatest Golf Jokes

Author : Stan McDougal

Publisher : Citadel Press

Page : 184 pages

File Size : 12,28 MB

Release : 2000-06

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780806508313

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Book Description

Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.



Green Hills Golf Chronicles

Author : Rayne Barton

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

Page : 534 pages

File Size : 22,58 MB

Release : 2001-03-12

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 145358269X

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My Usual Game

Author : David Owen

Publisher : Main Street Books

Page : 289 pages

File Size : 22,99 MB

Release : 2011-11-23

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 0307809072

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Book Description

Published just in time for Father's Day, this engagingly witty discourse takes readers along on Owen's golfing adventures--playing the Masters course in Augusta, touring Ireland's greatest greens, meeting the sport's real millionaires (the equipment manufacturers), and chatting with local duffers. Line drawings.



Do and Discover Science, Grades PK - 1

Author : Marilee Whiting Woodfield

Publisher : Carson-Dellosa Publishing

Page : 65 pages

File Size : 49,2 MB

Release : 2010-06-11

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1602689210

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Book Description

Connect students in grades PK–1 with science using Do and Discover Science. This 64-page book features 15 lessons that demonstrate that science is a part of everyday life. Cross-curricular activities explore magnets, sink and float, gases and bubbles, rolling balls and ramps, bugs and butterflies, plants, and the human body. This book challenges students to use higher thought processes, learn new vocabulary, and develop more-complex language skills. All activities use common household items, and the book supports National Science Education Standards.



Beyond the Fairway

Author : Jeff Wallach

Publisher : Bantam

Page : 288 pages

File Size : 40,74 MB

Release : 2009-10-21

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 030757198X

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Beyond The Fairway is a guide for getting to the heart of golf and self by measuring a not by the score, but by the overall experience. Going against conventional approaches to golf, disproving that a straight fairway drive is golf's ultimate thrill, golfer and author Jeff Wallach steers his cart into the rough and even dangerous terrain where golf becomes an adventure into the unknown, into the greater mysteries of life, love, friendship, endurance, being a son, and being a man. Each chapter presents the unique physical and spiritual challenges of exotic and exclusive courses around the world from Scotland, Africa, and Thailand to Oregon, Alaska, and Nepal. The book gives an insider's often humorous, sometimes irreverent perspective on the sacred sites and rites of golf, and pros from around the world provide practical tips and insights into the game.