World's Best Funny Songs


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The World's Best Funny Songs


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Presents 60 of the funniest, grossest, and most ridiculous songs in the world.




The World's Best Funny Songs


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The Duck Song


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A determined duck pleads for grapes at the most unlikely of places: a lemonade stand. The story and song in this comical, musical picture book will delight both adults and children, who can play the song aloud while learning important lessons about persistence and compassion.




Funny Songs


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Sing along with 10 favorite funny songs. Press a picture key on the Play-a-Song keyboard; you'll hear full-length sing-along melody played at a tempo just right for young children. Whimsical, colorful illustrations bring new life to these best-loved songs.




22 Clever and Funny Songs


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(P/V/G Composer Collection). 22 gems from Cole Porter, including: Come Along With Me * Down in the Depths (On the Ninetieth Floor) * Kate the Great * My Heart Belongs to Daddy * Well, Did You Evah? * Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? * and more.




Belter's Book of Comedy Songs


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(Vocal Collection). Contents: Adelaide's Lament from Guys and Dolls * Alone from Young Frankenstein * Alto's Lament * Always a Bridesmaid from I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change * Always True to You in My Fashion from Kiss Me, Kate * Bewitched from Pal Joey * Butter * Dance: Ten; Looks: Three from A Chorus Line * Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes * Doin' What Comes Natur'lly from Annie Get Your Gun * Don't Call Me Trailer Trash from Cowgirls * Getting Married Today from Company * A Guy What Takes His Time from She Done Him Wrong * Happy to Keep His Dinner Warm from How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying * The History of Wrong Guys from Kinky Boots * The Hostess with the Mostes' on the Ball from Call Me Madam * I Am Playing Me from title of show * I Cain't Say No from Oklahoma! * I Never Do Anything Twice form The Seven Percent Solution * I Want Them . . . (Bald) * It Ain't Etiquette from Dubarry Was a Lady * Last One Picked from Whoop Dee Doo! * Listen to Your Heart from Young Frankenstein * My New Philosophy from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown * Nothing from A Chorus Line * One Hundred Easy Ways to Lose a Man from Wonderful Town * Satin and Silk from Silk Stockings * The Secret Service from Mr. President * Show Off from The Drowsy Chaperone * Shy from Once Upon a Mattress * Special from Avenue Q * Stepsisters' Lament from Cinderella * Take Back Your Mink from Guys and Dolls * Taylor, the Latte Boy * A Trip to the Library from She Loves Me * Whatever Happened to My Part? from Monty Python's Spamalot * When You Got It, Flaunt It from The Producers * You Can't Get a Man with a Gun from Annie Get Your Gun




A Treasury of Songs


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Firefly Lane


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From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.