Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas


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Every child dreams about what they will be when they grow up, a fireman, a pop star, or maybe an airplane pilot. As we get older that usually changes several times, but did you ever wonder what Santa Claus wanted to be when he was a little boy and how that would have changed Christmas for children around the world. Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas is the fun and oft times crazy story of what would have happened if Santa grew up to be what he wanted to be as a little boy, a Pirate. Parents will have fun reading this with their kids and it is perfect for toddlers and beginning readers. The wonderful watercolor illustrations bring the story to life and transport the reader into a world of "what if."




Walk Through the Fire


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For rock, blues, country, and folk musicians and poetry enthusiasts With over 200 sets of lyrics encompassing the genres of rock, blues, country, and folk music this anthology presents a strong artistic presence that will engage readers through its creative word play and expression of emotions and insights. A book for musicians seeking lyrics as well as for lovers of poetry this book touches upon many topics.




Yo-Ho-Ho! #7


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The pirate kids make lists for Santa and prepare presents for the entire crew--a fresh batch of sea slug cookies for everyone! But Rotten Tooth is acting like a Scrooge, and convinces the kids that Santa won't deliver the presents because he won't be able to find the ship. Pete has a great idea: sail the ship to the North Pole! Before they know it, the Sea Rat is stuck in a sheet of ice and snow is pounding down. How will the pirate kids get out of this Christmas mess?







Fat & Funny


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“Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.




Puck


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Milky Saves Christmas


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Emily and Bobby love to visit their great-granddad in his nursing home, and hear of his marvelous adventures back when he was a milkman, and how one year, he and his magical milk-float, Milky, helped Santa Claus save Christmas. To say thank you, Milky was given a special gift from Santa, allowing him to become a super hero called Superfloat. Great-granddad insists what he tells them is true - the milk-floats, talking trucks, singing milk bottles, and even Superfloat are all real. Twenty years later, Bobby and Emily are saddened by the news of their great-granddad's death, and surprised by the strange assortment of characters that show up for the reading of the will. To their amazement, his curious funeral arrangements even involve a space shuttle! Bobby and Emily inherit their great-granddad's cottage, along with sealed instructions, not to be opened until Christmas Eve. When they arrive at the cottage and follow their great-granddad's mysterious directions, they come face to face with a shocking discovery that leads them on an extraordinary life-changing journey.




The Loving Gift


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Read this classic romance by USA TODAY bestselling author Carole Mortimer, now available for the first time in e-book! Seduced under the mistletoe! Just because spontaneous David Kendrick fell in love with Jade at first sight, doesn’t mean she has to go along with the idea! As the snowflakes starts to fall over her quiet Devon village, the last thing Jade thinks she needs is this impulsive, handsome man stirring up her emotions and turning her life upside down! But Jade can’t resist David’s passionate pursuit of her—even though she knows she is not yet free from the terrible shadows of her London past. Can David offer her a new future with a sizzling Christmas seduction, and a sparkling diamond ring? Title originally published in 1998




The Big Book of Christmas Novels, Stories, Myths & Carols


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The Big Book of Christmas Novels, Stories, Myths & Carols' is a monumental anthology that captivates the spirit of Christmas through a broad spectrum of literary forms, encompassing the timeless work of renowned authors from various periods and cultures. It is a collection that spans the gamut from the evocative and solemn to the joyous and lighthearted, effectively capturing the multifaceted essence of Christmas. The inclusion of works by literary giants such as William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, and Leo Tolstoy, alongside tales by Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm, showcases the anthologys rich diversity in storytelling and its profound grasp on themes of love, redemption, and the human condition. This anthology encapsulates an unparalleled literary experience, dwelling into the heart of Christmas and its universal appeal across different epochs and societies. The contributors to this anthology bring with them a Kaleidoscope of backgrounds, from the victorian elegance of Dickens and the poignant realism of Tolstoy to the pioneering American voices of Mark Twain and Harriet Beecher Stowe. These authors, hailing from disparate geographical locales and writing in divergent styles, collectively contribute to a multifaceted exploration of Christmas traditions, folklore, and the inherent message of peace and goodwill toward all. Their stories, enriched by their unique cultural, historical, and religious contexts, present a unified narrative that celebrates the enduring spirit of the holiday season, while highlighting the diverse ways in which it is observed and cherished around the world. 'The Big Book of Christmas Novels, Stories, Myths & Carols' extends an open invitation to readers everywhere to immerse themselves in a comprehensive celebration of Christmas literature. It is a unique opportunity to explore the depth and breadth of Yuletide narratives that have shaped our understanding and celebration of the holiday. This anthology is not just a read; it is an experience that promises to elevate the readers spirit and deepen their appreciation for the rich literary traditions that Christmas has inspired over the centuries. It is an essential addition to the collection of anyone who cherishes Christmas and the profound storytelling it has inspired.




Big Book of Christmas Novels, Tales, Legends & Carols (Illustrated Edition)


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e-artnow presents to you the greatest Christmas novels, magical Christmas tales, legends, most famous carols and the unique poetry of the giants of literature dedicated to this one and only holiday: The Gift of the Magi (O. Henry) The Holy Night (Selma Lagerlöf) A Merry Christmas & Other Christmas Stories (Louisa May Alcott) A Letter from Santa Claus (Mark Twain) Silent Night The Night After Christmas The Child Born at Bethlehem The Adoration of the Shepherds The Visit of the Wise Men As Joseph Was A-Walking The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter) Where Love Is, God Is (Leo Tolstoy) The Three Kings (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) A Christmas Carol (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum) Christmas At Sea (Robert Louis Stevenson) The Savior Must Have Been A Docile Gentleman (Emily Dickinson) The Heavenly Christmas Tree (Fyodor Dostoevsky) The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford) The First Christmas Of New England (Harriet Beecher Stowe) Christmas in the Olden Time (Walter Scott) Christmas In India (Rudyard Kipling) A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens) The Twelve Days of Christmas The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum) Ring Out, Wild Bells (Alfred Lord Tennyson) Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton) Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne) The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin) Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton) The Christmas Angel (A. Brown) Christmas at Thompson Hall (Anthony Trollope) Christmas Every Day (William Dean Howells) The Lost Word (Henry van Dyke) The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Little Match Girl The Elves and the Shoemaker Mother Holle The Star Talers Snow-White The Christmas Hirelings The Blue Carbuncle An Exciting Christmas Eve The Spirit of Christmas…