You're An Awesome Vice Principal Keep That Shit Up


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This funny joke gift for your beloved Vice Principal is a hilarious present that a Vice Principal would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome Vice Principal with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift that shows how much they are appreciated. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.




Black Eagle, Oregon


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The town of Black Eagle, Oregon sits on the banks of the Columbia River at the foot of snow covered Mt. Hood. It is home to church going citizens, windsurfers and orchard workers. But when real estate prices start to boom, an influx of newcomers arrive and the cultural divide between Whites, Natives, and Hispanic workers create tensions that brew just below the surface in this pretty Pacific Northwest town. Based on real events in the early 1990s, this fast paced novel reveals how the lives of four very different Black Eagle characters intertwine when a fishing platform is deliberately destroyed at an ancient Native site. Richard Sherwood is the real estate developer from Back East who has arrived in Black Eagle to make his fortune, who will stop at nothing to reach his goal of becoming a millionaire before he's forty. Jim Hawks is the Native who lives a quiet life on the river with his grandfather, but ever since college harbors deep political unrest that he doesn't know what to do with. Tawny is the church going wife who thought her life would remain perfect when she "married up" to Charles Spotts, but taking care of her new house and two teen-age sons can't contain her restlessness. And Anna Kingston, the single woman who changed her life from Boston businesswoman to Black Eagle high school teacher, struggles with more than she bargained for in her new life. The protest against the Richard Sherwood's real estate development turns into a full-time encampment -including tipis and a sacred flame and each character his forced to deal with the unfolding events in their own way.




He Lies Nine


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Herein, golf's leading writer of short fiction returns with eighteen stories plus the futuristic novella Golflandia, at last complete.




The Macro Event


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The United States political climate is prime for attack from enemies outside and within. Two of the world’s most dangerous “Axis of Evil,” Iran and North Korea, coordinate a nuclear missile attack designed to drive the United States to its knees. Embedded groups of coordinated and well-trained terrorist leaders lie waiting throughout the United States. One group of radicals attacks Washington, DC with a truck bomb to start the war. Orders sent to other terrorist leaders around the country start the assembly of small armies of haters, who aim to destroy what remains after the carnage of the nuclear attacks. A critically injured president lies in a coma. Many high-ranking politicians are dead or missing. A high-altitude EMP (electromagnetic pulse) detonated successfully over Northern California destroys the power grids, electronics, and modern automobiles throughout the Western United States. Secret plans created in advance by Homeland Security are the only salvation for the devastated, desperate, and stranded population. The attack activates the plan known as the Macro Event (Mass Casualty Relocation Operation). The extensive, well-thought-out MACRO Event plans must now deal with millions of stranded, hungry, and angry Americans now living in darkness. Lee Andrew Garrett awakes in his hotel room in Las Vegas, finding the twenty-four-hour city of light dark and panic-stricken. Thousands of locals and tourists have few choices except to fight for survival. Lee Garrett’s obsession with Doomsday preparation is now his salvation. He quickly gathers his supplies and makes a dangerous trek out of Sin City. Jake Rodriguez is winning big when the lights go out. The army soldier on leave from Fort Irwin California, also knows getting out of Vegas is paramount. Not as well-prepared, but a soldier, Jake also finds danger as he moves quickly west toward his base in the Mohave Desert. Surrounded by armed crazies taking advantage of the devastation and confusion, Jake finds himself facing sure death. Lee Garrett becomes his unlikely but lucky salvation. United, the two men continue their escape from Vegas into the desert toward the remote army base. They arrive at Fort Irwin, where they learn just how bad the attack has been. Spread way too thin, the government must somehow find ways to deal with the millions of expected refugees. Lee Garrett’s knowledge of his hometown makes him a valuable asset to one of the many small teams needed for control of the choke points out of Los Angeles. The small town of Agua Dulce lies directly in the path of desperate people trying to flee the chaos of the big city. Lee agrees to join a small force of soldiers. Flown to Agua Dulce on military choppers, Lee and Jake build a small but capable force of professionals and volunteers. The soldiers, police, and volunteers band together, helping the needy and fighting those who wreak havoc. The situation goes from difficult to worse when a major terrorist cell heads toward Agua Dulce, setting the stage for a major battle between good and evil. The story does not end with this first book.




You & I


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Max Wilson is a peculiar 14-year-old boy with a love for basketball and classical music. The teenager is popular among his peers, but he has terrible grades, and his family life at home is not going well. Plus, Max has a huge secret he is keeping from the world. Max is gay. Recently he has chosen a pen-pal from a candidate list for English class as his grades have been growing increasingly bad. With the youngster's standards slipping, and with the need to get ahead, Max decides to take the last resort. Reluctantly, the boy writes a letter and sends it off to an anonymous person to whom he has been assigned. When the reply comes back, Max learns that the other sender is also a boy within the same school. Over two months, the teenagers grow a bond through a lost art of communication, helping Max to come to terms with who he is, and to Max's amazement, he's fallen for an unknown boy who sounds perfect in every way according to their correspondences.




The President's Book of Secrets


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Every president has had a unique and complicated relationship with the intelligence community. While some have been coolly distant, even adversarial, others have found their intelligence agencies to be among the most valuable instruments of policy and power. Since John F. Kennedy's presidency, this relationship has been distilled into a personalized daily report: a short summary of what the intelligence apparatus considers the most crucial information for the president to know that day about global threats and opportunities. This top-secret document is known as the President's Daily Brief, or, within national security circles, simply "the Book." Presidents have spent anywhere from a few moments (Richard Nixon) to a healthy part of their day (George W. Bush) consumed by its contents; some (Bill Clinton and George H. W. Bush) consider it far and away the most important document they saw on a regular basis while commander in chief. The details of most PDBs are highly classified, and will remain so for many years. But the process by which the intelligence community develops and presents the Book is a fascinating look into the operation of power at the highest levels. David Priess, a former intelligence officer and daily briefer, has interviewed every living president and vice president as well as more than one hundred others intimately involved with the production and delivery of the president's book of secrets. He offers an unprecedented window into the decision making of every president from Kennedy to Obama, with many character-rich stories revealed here for the first time.




The Soul City Salvation


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-Recommended by Kirkus Reviews "A philosophical story of growth, insight, and discovery . . . which offers rich food for thought long after Jay’s story concludes.” —Diane Donovan, California Bookwatch Ten months—that’s how long twenty-six-year-old writer and aspiring actor Jay Sakovsky decides to stay and teach in the bohemian beach town of Soul City, California, to save up cash and overcome his anxiety before moving on to Hollywood. But after several “friendly chats” with the vice principal about hangover sweats and black eyes from barroom brawls, Jay sees a therapist who helps him connect his self-destructive tendencies and artistic blocks to his undiagnosed OCD, setting him on a ten-year healing journey that drives him to near madness as he explores the limits of his heart, creativity, and psyche. A surreal, darkly comic, and psychologically epic novel, The Soul City Salvation explores mental illness, friendship, aging, masculinity, modern love, the creative process, spiritual awakening, and fighting for respect in an uncaring world. *The Soul City Salvation is the fifth book in a loosely-linked series, with Hammond, The Summer of Crud, Understanding the Alacrán, and Developing Minds: An American Ghost Story as books one-four. Each novel can be read independently of the others.




The Courage to Teach


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"This book is for teachers who have good days and bad -- and whose bad days bring the suffering that comes only from something one loves. It is for teachers who refuse to harden their hearts, because they love learners, learning, and the teaching life." - Parker J. Palmer [from the Introduction] Teachers choose their vocation for reasons of the heart, because they care deeply about their students and about their subject. But the demands of teaching cause too many educators to lose heart. Is it possible to take heart in teaching once more so that we can continue to do what good teachers always do -- give heart to our students? In The Courage to Teach, Parker Palmer takes teachers on an inner journey toward reconnecting with their vocation and their students -- and recovering their passion for one of the most difficult and important of human endeavors.




Space Station Seventh Grade


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Now a seventh grader, Jason finds out the hard way just how different things are where ninth graders are the kings.




Ask a Manager


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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together