You're the Shit


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Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.




Did You Know? You Are The Shit!


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If you are truly looking to get over the hump, get out of your own way, and attract the life that you deserve, then Did You Know? You Are The Shit! is for you. Understand what affirmations are, why we have negative thoughts, and how to use affirmations through the Ultra-Awareness technique described inside to overcome self-sabotaging and negative thoughts. You are who you think you are, and once you understand how to change your mindset to think as such, you will become a magnet for your truest desires. Did You Know? You Are The Shit! contains positive affirmations and a daily fulfillment journey to guide you on your life's journey. Take control of your life now!




The Shit Book


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This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesnt matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesnt matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit does stink sometimes. This book is for all of you who have ever admired your dirty deed. For those of you whose brother made you run to the bathroom because you thought someone had died only to see the longest turd ever in the stool.




Nobody Wants to Read Your Sh*t


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There's a mantra that real writers know but wannabe writers don’t. And the secret phrase is this: NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR SH*T. Recognizing this painful truth is the first step in the writer's transformation from amateur to professional. From Chapter Four: “When you understand that nobody wants to read your shit, you develop empathy. You acquire the skill that is indispensable to all artists and entrepreneurs—the ability to switch back and forth in your imagination from your own point of view as writer/painter/seller to the point of view of your reader/gallery-goer/customer. You learn to ask yourself with ev­ery sentence and every phrase: Is this interesting? Is it fun or challenging or inventive? Am I giving the reader enough? Is she bored? Is she following where I want to lead her?




The Poop Song


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A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books




History of Shit


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"A brilliant account of the politics of shit. It will leave you speechless." Written in Paris after the heady days of student revolt in May 1968 and before the devastation of the AIDS epidemic, History of Shit is emblematic of a wild and adventurous strain of 1970s' theoretical writing that attempted to marry theory, politics, sexuality, pleasure, experimentation, and humor. Radically redefining dialectical thought and post-Marxist politics, it takes an important—and irreverent—position alongside the works of such postmodern thinkers as Foucault, Deleuze, Guattari, and Lyotard. Laporte's eccentric style and ironic sensibility combine in an inquiry that is provocative, humorous, and intellectually exhilarating. Debunking all humanist mythology about the grandeur of civilization, History of Shit suggests instead that the management of human waste is crucial to our identities as modern individuals—including the organization of the city, the rise of the nation-state, the development of capitalism, and the mandate for clean and proper language. Far from rising above the muck, Laporte argues, we are thoroughly mired in it, particularly when we appear our most clean and hygienic. Laporte's style of writing is itself an attack on our desire for "clean language." Littered with lengthy quotations and obscure allusions, and adamantly refusing to follow a linear argument, History of Shit breaks the rules and challenges the conventions of "proper" academic discourse.




The Sh*t They Never Taught You: What You Can Learn From Books


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Have you ever stumbled upon a piece of life-changing knowledge that made you think: why the hell didn't someone tell me this sooner?! Millions of people have listened to Adam and Adam on the What You Will Learn podcast, where they have spent tens of thousands of hours studying the best ideas from the greatest minds on the planet. Their most frequently asked question: what is the best lesson you've come across? While you'd think a simple question would have a simple answer, it didn't - until now! The Sh*t They Never Taught You will take you on a journey through takeaways from over a hundred of the world's greatest thinkers capturing lessons in personal development, career, business, personal finances, human nature, history, and philosophy. Every lesson will be useful, and one might change your life.




The Meaning of Shit: a Scatalogicon


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A comical collection of altered quotes and sayings, ideal for anyone who can see that the world's going to shit What is the meaning of shit? Philosophers and fools all around the world have searched for the answer to this question, and now the world's extensive shit wisdom has been collected in this informative and meaningful collection. From doctors--take two shits and call me in the morning--to waiters--you want fries with that shit?--whether you're a Darwinist--it's survival of the shittest--or Catholic--if shit happens we deserve it--there's enough shit for everyone!




You're the One


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It was almost five oclock on a lovely autumn morning. The sun was just coming up, and the birds were chirping. Bella and her cousin Troi, who was also her best friend and maid of honor, sat on the balcony of Bellas hotel suite, enjoying a cup of green tea. The crisp fall air had them wrapped in blankets while Bellas Vera Wang wedding gown hung in the closet with all the fixings to match. The ladies talked, laughed, and became emotional as they reminisced about everything that had taken place over the past four years between Bella and her man. Jealousy, lies, infidelity, pregnancies, and just plain old drama almost tore them apart, but the spiritual connection, love, honor, and respect they shared kept them together, kept them strong.




You're the One


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Award-winning author Robin Kaye proves that home is where the heart is, even for a bad boy from Red Hook, Brooklyn. Logan Blaise expected to be taking a quick break from his successful vineyard in Napa to visit his hometown of Brooklyn. But what he finds is a complete mess: His father is sicker than he’d imagined, and Logan is responsible for keeping the family restaurant running smoothly. When the chef quits, he’s forced to hire the first person who applies for the job—Skye Maxwell, a beautiful enigma with great skills and gaps in her résumé. Skye is determined to make it on her own, without trading on her famous family name. Working in the community of Red Hook offers the perfect opportunity to stay out of the limelight while pursuing her dreams. At first glance, charismatic Logan seems exactly like all the shallow men she knew back home. But as she notices his small-town roots and strong family ties, the Brooklyn bad boy and his restaurant start to feel exactly like where she really belongs....