Confessions of a Wannabe Cheerleader


Book Description

Sunday, September 5: Afternoon, my crib Spirit Level: Cheered Out OK, so this was supposed to be the first day of my new, totally fantastic life as a Port Angeles School Titan Cheerleader. BUT instead, it’s the day that I, Madison Jane Hays, got rejected from the Titans and forced to join the dreaded, B-Squad Grizzly Bears. That’s right. My name was sandwiched in between Jared “Jazzhands” Handler and “Toxic” Tabitha Sue Stevens. Oh, and the girl who can’t even speak English, Katarina Tarasov. Yup, we’re one big hairy family. I went from being a god-like Titan to a lowly Grizzly in like, five seconds. My life. Is Seriously. O-V-E-R. I mean, who cheers at chess matches??!! I’m never going to make it to Nationals with a team like this. All I’ve ever wanted to do in life is cheer for the Titans. My mom (the most gorgeous, youngest ex-Titan cheerleader of ALL TIME, BTW) must be so disappointed! How she ended up with such a spastic daughter, I’ll never know. What I DO know? If I don’t whip this team into shape fast, I’ll literally DIE from embarrassment. Thank goodness I have my BFFs Lanie and Evan to keep me sane—otherwise, I might SERIOUSLY lose it. When Maddy's triple flip becomes a major FLOP during tryouts, the whole gym echoes with the snickers from the Titan cheerleading triumvirate: Katie Parker, Clementine Prescott, and Hilary Cho. Forced to join the challenged B-Squad Grizzlies instead, Maddy realizes that to become a Titan she'll need to whip the Grizzlies into shape first. Will Maddy ever land on top of the pyramid with a squad like this? Maybe not, but when her awesome designs for new Grizzly uniforms get revealed at a big game, even the Titans are overheard whispering her name. Does this mean what she thinks it means?




Professional Cheerleading Audition Secrets


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Do you watch professional sports with one eye on the game, and the other on the beautiful, glamorous and energetic cheerleaders? If you picked up this book, then you dream of cheering on the sidelines at an NFL®, NBA®, or other professional-level sporting event. This book will break down the pro dance team audition process to give you the courage and confidence to show up on the day of auditions, as well as critical success tips to help you get selected.




Similes Dictionary


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Language "Appealing As Sunlight After a Storm." A sentence should read as if its author, had he held a plough instead of a pen, could have drawn a furrow deep and straight to the end. —Henry David Thoreau Prose consists of ... phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated hen-house. —George Orwell Whether it invokes hard work or merely a hen-house, a good simile is like a good picture—it's worth a thousand words. Packed with more than 16,000 imaginative, colorful phrases—from “abandoned as a used Kleenex” to “quiet as an eel swimming in oil”—the Similes Dictionary will help any politician, writer, or lover of language find just the right saying, be it original or banal, verbose or succinct. Your thoughts will never be "as tedious as a twice-told tale" or "dry as the Congressional Record." Choose from elegant turns of phrases “as useful as a Swiss army knife” and “varied as expressions of the human face”. Citing more than 2,000 sources—from the Bible, Socrates, Shakespeare, Mark Twain, and H. L. Mencken to popular movies, music, and television shows—the Similes Dictionary covers hundreds of subjects broken into thematic categories that include topics such as virtue, anger, age, ambition, importance, and youth, helping you find the fitting phrase quickly and easily. Perfect for setting the atmosphere, making a point, or helping spin a tale with economy, intelligence, and ingenuity, the vivid comparisons found in this collection will inspire anyone. Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. —William Shakespeare A face like a bucket —Raymond Chandler A man with little learning is like the frog who thinks its puddle a great sea. —Burmese proverb Peace, like charity, begins at home —Franklin Delano Roosevelt You know a dream is like a river ever changing as it flows. —Garth Brooks Fit as a fiddle —John Ray’s Proverbs He's not to be allowed to fall into his grave like an old dog. —Arthur Miller Ring true, like good china. —Sylvia Plath Music yearning like a God in pain —John Keats Busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. —Pat Conroy Enduring as mother love —Anonymous




Letting God Be Enough


Book Description

Everyone thinks you’ve got it together. But inside, you’re asking, “Am I enough?” No matter how good we look to others, the nagging voice of self-doubt is hard to shake. We ask questions like: If people really knew me would they still accept me? Will I be rejected when I can’t perform? Can I pull this off? What if I end up alone? Am I missing out on what life should be because I can’t shake this fear? If you find yourself having thoughts like these, Erica Wiggenhorn wants to lead you to freedom. Drawing from the story of Moses—the greatest self-doubter in the Bible—Erica shows how self-doubt is tied closely to self-reliance. It’s only when you cast yourself on God that you find the true source of strength. Are you enough? The answer is no . . . but your God certainly is. Step out in His power instead of your own and watch your confidence blossom because you’re in the hands of I AM.




Cheer Life


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Only $6.99! Perfect Journal, Diary, Notebook - Amazing design and high quality cover and paper. - Matte Cover. - Perfect size 6x9" - No Spiral - Use it as a journal, note taking, composition notebook, makes a great gift!




Cheerleaders: When in Doubt Cheer Your Heart Out


Book Description

Need a gift for a cheerleading enthusiast? Have a cheerleader in your life? This high quality, perfect binding stylish cheer Journal for girls or guys with premium cheerleader cover design is filled with blank lined Journal Paper, measuring in at 6 x 9 inches and can easily fit inside most purses, backpacks or tote bags. The book feels sturdy and the paper is of great quality and it can be a nice present for Christmas or other holidays too. It is also a great gift for cheerleaders, cheer moms, coaches and more. Add a few other items and you could easily make a wonderful gift basket.A nice composition notebook, this booklet is the perfect addition for any student, writer or author, note taker, artist, scholar, teacher, friend, sponsor or for journaling or tracking goals - you name it! Makes a perfect Holiday, Birthday, Graduation, Wedding or Celebration Gift for any occasion! Also ideal for drawing, doodling, sketching, writing or making to do lists.




Without Cheerleading, It's Just a Game.: Blank Line Ruled 6x9 Cheerleader Journal - Great Present for Girls Or Boys


Book Description

Need a gift for a cheerleading enthusiast? Have a cheerleader in your life? This high quality, perfect binding stylish cheer Journal for girls or guys with premium cheerleader cover design is filled with blank lined Journal Paper, measuring in at 6 x 9 inches and can easily fit inside most purses, backpacks or tote bags. The book feels sturdy and the paper is of great quality and it can be a nice present for Christmas or other holidays too. It is also a great gift for cheerleaders, cheer moms, coaches and more. Add a few other items and you could easily make a wonderful gift basket.A nice composition notebook, this booklet is the perfect addition for any student, writer or author, note taker, artist, scholar, teacher, friend, sponsor or for journaling or tracking goals - you name it! Makes a perfect Holiday, Birthday, Graduation, Wedding or Celebration Gift for any occasion! Also ideal for drawing, doodling, sketching, writing or making to do lists.




Straight Outta Cheer Practice


Book Description

Straight Outta Cheer Practice.Cheerleader Journal Or Cheerleader Notebook For Cheerleading Enthusiast. 132 Pages (6x9 Inch) Cheerleader Gift Idea.Get this for the cheerleading squad captain or as a cheerleader daily journal.




You Are the Mother of All Mothers


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Every loss mama deserves to be reminded she is the mother of all mothers.




Cheerleaders: It's Hard to Be Humble When You Can Jump, Stunt, and Tumble.: Blank Line Ruled 6x9 Cheerleader Journal - Great Present


Book Description

Need a gift for a cheerleading enthusiast? Have a cheerleader in your life? This high quality, perfect binding stylish cheer Journal for girls or guys with premium cheerleader cover design is filled with blank lined Journal Paper, measuring in at 6 x 9 inches and can easily fit inside most purses, backpacks or tote bags. The book feels sturdy and the paper is of great quality and it can be a nice present for Christmas or other holidays too. It is also a great gift for cheerleaders, cheer moms, coaches and more. Add a few other items and you could easily make a wonderful gift basket.A nice composition notebook, this booklet is the perfect addition for any student, writer or author, note taker, artist, scholar, teacher, friend, sponsor or for journaling or tracking goals - you name it! Makes a perfect Holiday, Birthday, Graduation, Wedding or Celebration Gift for any occasion! Also ideal for drawing, doodling, sketching, writing or making to do lists.