# Don't Be A Dumb Pigeon


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Every ordinary has the power to become extraordinary. Covid 19 pushed the entire human race to limits way beyond they had ever imagined. The entire world faced a situation like nothing else we had ever experienced before. This book is the extraordinary and emotion filled roller coaster day to day journey of one such ordinary doctor who each day trudged on endlessly , tirelessly , bravely on a path during the times of covid without once letting the fear of death or sickness hinder her spirit. While the whole world shut down completely and people sat protected huddled in their homes ,this corona warrior was out there. Wrapped in protective equipment bearing the heat , beating all odds and standing strong. This is a collection of real time experiences in those times of turmoil and her attempt to continually write motivational articles each day in order to in-still positivity and hope and faith in many around and boost the morale of innumerable people. . Her simple and humble writings try to bring light in these times of darkness




The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America


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National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift




A Field Guide to Little-known & Seldom-seen Birds of North America


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BIRDERS WILL DELIGHT in this field guide parody which hovers over the forefront of ornithological discovery. Thirty-two fabulous new species are depicted in this volume, which features tongue-in-bill descriptions, observation hints, and range maps, as well as remarkable full-color illustrations. The reader will never look at our feathered friends in the same way after encountering these "freakquent" flyers.




Pigeon English


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Eleven-year-old Harrison Opoku, the second best runner in Year 7, races through his new life in England with his personalised trainers - the Adidas stripes drawn on with marker pen - blissfully unaware of the very real threat around him. Newly-arrived from Ghana with his mother and older sister Lydia, Harri absorbs the many strange elements of city life, from the bewildering array of Haribo sweets, to the frightening, fascinating gang of older boys from his school. But his life is changed forever when one of his friends is murdered. As the victim's nearly new football boots hang in tribute on railings behind fluorescent tape and a police appeal draws only silence, Harri decides to act, unwittingly endangering the fragile web his mother has spun around her family to keep them safe.




Pigeons


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Many people consider the ubiquitous pigeon to be a pest. But as Blechman demonstrates in his enjoyable and informative book, this much-maligned bird has served humans well for thousands of years.




Indecent Exposures


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Contents: Another Time or Place; Morningstar; The Arms of Michael; The Gold Pen; Suva Boy; Good-Bye to All That; From a Distant Way; Songs of Love; Everyday Life; Dear and Only Friend; Indecent Exposures; Jodi.




Trick Or Treat


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Success Is 90% Spite


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Based on the popular webcomic The Pigeon Gazette! Follow artist Jane Zei through the everyday rollercoaster of a quarter-life crisis—when high-flying optimism meets cold, hard adulthood during the journey from college to a full-time career. With favorites from viral webcomic The Pigeon Gazette, along with never-before seen comics, Success is 90% Spite is a reminder that there's nothing you can't achieve through hard work, persistence—and really wanting to prove someone else wrong. • A hilarious and high-energy collection that captures the all-too-real difficulties of life as a 20-something in a modern world • Comics follow Jane's endearingly awkward and whimsical efforts to navigate adulthood. • Covers a range of topics in both short, four-panel, and longer-form comics When life gives you lemons . . . throw those suckers back into life's stupid face and make your own success. From choosing Lord of the Rings over love, to mastering pooping etiquette in the workplace, Jane's existential adventures are told with an extra dose of narrative imagination, extended jokes on inane topics, and daydreams. • The Pigeon Gazette has been featured in articles by Huffington Post, Bored Panda, and Buzzfeed • Great book for fans of funny webcomics, internet humor, and any millennial trying to make their way in the world • Add it to the collection of books like Adulthood Is a Myth: A Sarah's Scribbles Collection by Sarah Andersen, Am I There Yet?: The Loop-de-loop, Zigzagging Journey to Adulthood by Mari Andrew, and It's All Absolutely Fine: Life Is Complicated So I've Drawn It Instead by Ruby Elliot




Our Dumb Animals


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A Brit Too Far


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What's more quintessentially British than sand, sea, and murder? Addie Porter is about to find out that getting away from it all doesn't mean she can escape death. When Addie and her two feisty Great Aunts Josephine and Edwina head off to the sleepy little seaside town of Marlowe-on-Sea, they expect a week filled with seaside picnics and reminiscing with old friends. But when Addie stumbles upon the body of one of the guests from the bed and breakfast that she's staying in, things take a much more sinister turn. Was Darville Strunkett's tragic death the result of a terrible accident, or was it murder? As Addie befriends the owner of Warburton House, the bed and breakfast, she begins to realize that everyone in the historic B&B has their own secrets that they're desperately trying to keep from each other. But did one of those people have a darker secret than everyone else? Is there a murderer on the loose in Marlowe? And can Addie uncover the truth before it's too late?