101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick


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From the creator and star of Fox's hit comedy The Last Man on Earth, star of the cult film Macgruber, and beloved Saturday Night Live alum, a hilariously absurd cartoon gift book offering a wry commentary on modern relationships. In this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, forty-five-year-old bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attracting-and retaining-a romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 hand-drawn rules of thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable to do with a romantic interest's father? What animals, if any, should never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated man-child could understand them, 101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick gracefully answers these questions and ninety-eight others.




101 Things You Don't Want in Your Home


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Is your home a solid investment, or a money pit? Before you even think about making an offer, make sure any potential home doesn't have the defects in this book. It could save you thousands in repair bills, protect your property value, and could even save your life!




101 Things You Didn't Learn in Harvard Business School


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'101' covers the basic Principles of Economics in terms that even the most mediocre of students will be able to grasp. It then extrapolates these basic values into the convoluted landscape the politicians and businessmen have gotten us into. Economics always sounds confusing and even daunting to the point of terrifying if you listen to the newscasters. It doesn't have to be and nothing will make it clearer than the guidelines presented in this book. STOP IN THE NAME OF LOGIC! Before you make another decision that deals with your life or business, read '101!' You will learn how to deal effectively with: choosing a career buying a home using your credit cards planning for retirement training you kids in how to deal with money All decisions have an effect today and years down the road. Most political mistakes are made because they don't grasp the long term effect. Reading this book will make you wiser in every facet of your life. Join the fans of Laura's writing: You taught me all I need to know about marketing Laura's writing is all you need to get the take on business Boy you sure get things right.




101 Things Every Man Should Know


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★★★Are you determined to never settle for a life of mediocrity, of being average, letting life slip by and never truly reaching your full potential? Are you constantly seeking ways to better yourself and know that you must bring your "A-game" because people depend on you? Do you just want to make positive lifestyle changes and become more focused?★★★ You know that unless you take care of your health, make the right choices with your money, build deep relationships with those around you, and keep your mind sharp, you won't truly enjoy the type of life you desire. Dak wrote this book with the following people in mind: ✓ Young men who want to build the type of life they can be proud of ✓ Husbands & dads with families who depend on them and look to them for leadership ✓ Men who are tired of being successful in their careers, yet unfulfilled in their personal lives ✓ Men who want to enjoy a deeper, more satisfying marriage and learn how to better love their wives and steer clear of the pitfalls that so often divide people ✓ Men who have been knocked down by life who are on a mission to make a comeback ✓ Not just men, but the women who love them and need to understand life from a man's perspective and learn how to better support and encourage them ✓ Men who are constantly seeking ways to grow and want to become more intentional about reaching their goals Young Men Seeking Guidance & Direction Young men face challenges as they work toward building a life of their own, and often face tough decisions that come along with that responsibility. If you have a son or grandson you care about who's in this stage of life, you can help him gain a clearer sense of direction and purpose by encouraging him to read this book. Get valuable lessons on how to become a better man, along with useful tips for dealing with stress and anxiety. This book could also serve as a useful resource in providing tips for nee dads to help them get their lives in order to be able to show up the way they need to foe those who depend on them. For Heroes Who Serve Many of the men we call heroes rightfully receive recognition and awards for their willingness to sacrifice for the benefit of others, while at the same time feel like they're losing in their personal lives. Having a successful career is one thing; being fulfilled and satisfied in your personal life is another. Through his personal story, Dak will inspire you to look beyond your past failures and realize that no matter what stage you're at in life, God can turn things around and do the unimaginable. This book has a faith aspect to it that will cause you to think deeply about the direction of your life and help you clarify your priorities. Many of the chapters include reflection questions and exercises so you can immediately start applying what you read to your life. What Makes this book enjoyable: ✓ Short & concise chapters packed with a lot of value, which makes it easy to quickly squeeze in a chapter or two ✓ Down-to-earth, straightforward language that's easy to understand ✓ Author is transparent about his own challenges and struggles, which help you connect with him on a more personal level ✓ Interesting stories that not only make you laugh, but also provoke deep thought and motivate you to take action ✓ Wide range of topics covered: health, finances, spirituality and faith, mindset, dealing with stress, relationships, starting a business, etc. ✓ Not just surface level: this book goes deep and will challenge you to be a better man ◆This book is all about elevating your mindset, building the right types of habits, and learning how to better relate to those around you. Dak wrote this book because he genuinely wants to help you, and can almost promise that you'll experience growth in many areas of your life as a result of reading this book◆ ★★★Purchase this book for you or someone you care about and want to help★★★




101 Things I Hate About Your House


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After 18 years of working at the highest echelons of the design industry, nationally known interior designer Swan has observed virtually every mistake, and now offers a guidebook for every home that eschews the traditional design-tome format.







The Prepper's Pocket Guide


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Stay safe and be prepared for any disaster with this DIY guide featuring 101 easy prepper projects and practical survival skills. From California earthquakes and Rocky Mountain wildfires to Midwest floods and Atlantic hurricanes, you can’t escape that inevitable day when catastrophe strikes your home town — but you can be prepared! Offering a simple DIY approach, this book breaks down the vital steps you should take into 101 quick, smart and inexpensive projects. With the Prepper’s Pocket Guide, you’ll learn to: #6 Make a Master List of Passwords #16 Calculate How Much Water You Need #33 Start a Food Storage Plan for $5 a Week #60 Make a Safe from a Hollowed-out Book #77 Assemble an Inexpensive First Aid kit #89 Learn to Cook Without Electricity #94 Pack a Bug-out Bag




101 Things I Wish I Knew When I Got Married


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With the divorce rate soaring at a dizzying 60 percent, young couples and experienced partners may lack the skills and understanding to sustain a committed relationship. Linda and Charlie Bloom present 101 nuggets of wisdom that deliver practical guidance and make it clear that regardless of past experience anyone can develop the basic strengths, skills, and capacities needed for a great relationship. Each lesson is presented as a simple, one-sentence thought followed by an explanation using real-life examples. This book demonstrates how couples can enrich their own relationships by working through love's challenges.




101 Things You Should Do Before You Graduate


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101 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO BEFORE YOU GRADUATE encourages students who are getting out of high school or college to do more than just fi nish up papers and school projects. Part of getting an education is learning to live life to the fullest. Readers will be reminded that life will change dramatically once they're out of school, so the time to pursue adventure is right now. The book is chock-full of fun, practical, and spiritual suggestions to help readers seize the moment every day, including: - Laugh a lot - Eat ice cream for breakfast - Write a mission statement for your life - Become the answer to someone's prayer-- and ninety-seven more! Students can live life richly, experiencing the excitement God has planned for them moment by moment.




Handy Household Hints from Heloise


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Do EVERYTHING Around the House • Better • Smarter • Faster Heloise is America's most recognized name for household advice, and she shares her innovative solutions for your most-pressing dilemmas. Whether you need shortcuts for everyday tasks, delicious ideas for quick meals, or ingenious tricks for the spills, accidents, and clogs in your day, just turn to Handy Household Hints from Heloise. You'll learn how to: • Clean a keyboard with a used dryer sheet. • Remove hot pepper seeds with a grapefruit spoon. • Lift scuff marks with plain, white paper. • Corral electrical cords with a ponytail holder. Discover Heloise's most creative ideas and tips for cleaning up, entertaining with ease, making repairs, getting organized, taking care of yourself, coping with nuisances, and keeping house. Filled with up-to-the-minute hints, you'll turn to this handbook whenever you've burnt the rice, stained your shirt, or splattered paint on your hands.