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299 Quick Jokes for Kids

Author : I. P. Grinning

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 66 pages

File Size : 22,78 MB

Release : 2013-12

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781494443221

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IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.



The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

Author : Carole P. Roman

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 174 pages

File Size : 33,53 MB

Release : 2020-08-04

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1647393787

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800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!



Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Author : Rob Elliott

Publisher : Revell

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 33,36 MB

Release : 2010-08

Category : History

ISBN : 0800788036

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A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.



I'm Joking

Author : Tom E Moffatt

Publisher :

Page : 236 pages

File Size : 11,87 MB

Release : 2020-01-24

Category :

ISBN : 9780995121027

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What happened when the pencils played the crayons? It was a draw Why can't cats sing in key? They always eat the tuner Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants What do you call a man with a cat down his trousers? Claude Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt - Author of Children's Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout.... I'm Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.



The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 90 pages

File Size : 42,34 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!



The Ungrateful Refugee

Author : Dina Nayeri

Publisher : Catapult

Page : 368 pages

File Size : 28,21 MB

Release : 2019-09-03

Category : Social Science

ISBN : 194822643X

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A Finalist for the 2019 Kirkus Prize in Nonfiction "Nayeri combines her own experience with those of refugees she meets as an adult, telling their stories with tenderness and reverence.” —The New York Times Book Review "Nayeri weaves her empowering personal story with those of the ‘feared swarms’ . . . Her family’s escape from Isfahan to Oklahoma, which involved waiting in Dubai and Italy, is wildly fascinating . . . Using energetic prose, Nayeri is an excellent conduit for these heart–rending stories, eschewing judgment and employing care in threading the stories in with her own . . . This is a memoir laced with stimulus and plenty of heart at a time when the latter has grown elusive.” —Star–Tribune (Minneapolis) Aged eight, Dina Nayeri fled Iran along with her mother and brother and lived in the crumbling shell of an Italian hotel–turned–refugee camp. Eventually she was granted asylum in America. She settled in Oklahoma, then made her way to Princeton University. In this book, Nayeri weaves together her own vivid story with the stories of other refugees and asylum seekers in recent years, bringing us inside their daily lives and taking us through the different stages of their journeys, from escape to asylum to resettlement. In these pages, a couple fall in love over the phone, and women gather to prepare the noodles that remind them of home. A closeted queer man tries to make his case truthfully as he seeks asylum, and a translator attempts to help new arrivals present their stories to officials. Nayeri confronts notions like “the swarm,” and, on the other hand, “good” immigrants. She calls attention to the harmful way in which Western governments privilege certain dangers over others. With surprising and provocative questions, The Ungrateful Refugee challenges us to rethink how we talk about the refugee crisis. “A writer who confronts issues that are key to the refugee experience.” —Viet Thanh Nguyen, Pulitzer Prize–winning author of The Sympathizer and The Refugees



No Fits, Nilson!

Author : Zachariah OHora

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 11,40 MB

Release : 2013-06-13

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0803738528

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Nilson and Amelia do everything together. But if one little thing goes wrong, Nilson throws the biggest, most house shaking-est fit ever! Amelia helps Nilson control his gorilla-sized temper by promising him banana ice cream and letting him play with her froggy coin purse. But, sometimes, Amelia needs to be calmed down, too. Inspired by Ohora's own "negotiations" with his two sons, No Fits, Nilson! is a hilarious preschool pick for kids and parents navigating the treacherous tantrum phase.



Chick and Brain: Egg or Eyeball?

Author : Cece Bell

Publisher : Candlewick

Page : 73 pages

File Size : 38,70 MB

Release : 2020-03-10

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1536204390

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Cece Bell follows her Geisel Honor Book, Chick and Brain: Smell My Foot, with an even wackier story for beginning readers, sure to elicit eye-rolling squeals of delight. Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Look what Brain found. Chick and Spot say it is an egg. Brain says it is an eyeball. Is it an egg or an eyeball? The inimitable Cece Bell is back with a second hilarious primer on good manners gone awry and arguments run amok. Perfectly pitched to kids just learning to read and loaded with verbal and visual comedy, this offbeat graphic story by a master of the genre builds to an exhilaratingly absurd surprise ending.



Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12

Author : Silly Willy

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 116 pages

File Size : 10,77 MB

Release : 2016-11-24

Category :

ISBN : 9781540619396

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SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!



Awesome Jokes That Every 6 Year Old Should Know!

Author : Mat Waugh

Publisher :

Page : 70 pages

File Size : 32,27 MB

Release : 2018-03-30

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781999914721

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An easy-to-read collection of funny jokes for 6 year olds. Big type and lots of pictures make this a book to share, or for early readers and budding comedians.