501 Excuses to Go Golfing


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501 Excuses to Play Golf


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Who needs an excuse to play golf? But just in case, this book will get you out on the course where you belong!




501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot


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You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!




501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot


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There's no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one ready just in case, or 501 for that matter.




Golf's Best Excuses


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Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.







The Golfer's Excuse Handbook


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Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!




The Golf Excuse Handbook


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The Golf Excuse Handbook is a light-hearted book intended to appeal to golfers of all handicaps and also to those who have loved ones that play the game and are forced to listen to their stories. This book provides various excuses derived from true stories experienced over two decades playing golf. This is a fun golf book designed to give the reader some laughs, possible excuses and, most importantly, another way to enjoy the wonderful game of golf.




101 Reasons Why You Suck at Golf


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101 REASONS YOU SUCK AT GOLF is a comical book here to bring some much-needed laughter to the world of golf. If you know someone who is taking their game too seriously or has found themselves infuriated by the elusive art of swinging a club, this side-splitting collection of golfing mishaps is the perfect anecdote. Are you tired of missing the fairway by a mile? Is your putting game more of a "wild goose chase" than precision putting? Have you ever mistaken the sand trap for a cozy beach vacation? Do you believe a "gimme" is a type of coffee at the clubhouse? Whether you're a seasoned golfer in need of a good laugh or a newbie who wants to prepare for the inevitable chaos that comes with teeing off, 101 REASONS YOU SUCK AT GOLF is the ideal gift for golfers of all skill levels. It's a great conversation starter, a perfect gift for golf-loving friends, and an amusing addition to any golf enthusiast's collection.




Mulligans 4 All


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There have been more books written about golf than there are divots on the local municipal golf course. Everything from how to hit a fairway iron, to the best putting technique, to how to avoid those dreaded first tee jitters. The market has been saturated by well-meaning, but misguided, folks who don't understand that bad golf is a birthright. That's where this book comes in. This is the one book on the market that makes no pretense about improving your game. Instead it offers 101 excuses, alibis and observations that will make golf more fun, fulfilling and interesting.