A Frog Thing


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Frank wasn't satisfied doing ordinary frog things. He wanted to fly, but he was a frog and frogs can't fly. Follow along as Frank jumps and runs and leaps and dives until he finally finds his place in the pond. The companion book on CD will transport listeners into Frank's world with sound effects and wonderful performances by children and adults. Full color.




Crazy Frog AKA the Annoying Thing the Book of Annoying Text Messages


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Love him or hate him, the Crazy Frog is hard to avoid and, you have to hand it to him, The Annoying Thing lives up to his name. So, if you, for any reason, have any desire to annoy friends, family or anybody else in your acquaintance, then you should refer to the expert on how best to achieve this. This book contains 124 text messages that are guaranteed to annoy, confuse and/or irritate the recipient. Go forth and annoy.




Little Frog and the Scary Autumn Thing


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It's Little Frog's first autumn, and she doesn't like it one bit. It is not the green world she loves so much, but something scarier and ominous, filled with red and gold and yellow. And noise! Whirrrrr. Chirrrrr. Barooooooom.




Beware of the Frog


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Sweet old Mrs. Collywobbles lives on the edge of a big, dark, scary wood, but has a pet frog to protect her from greedy goblins, smelly trolls, and hungry ogres.




Eat a Live Frog First Thing in the Morning


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"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."―Mark Twain One of Mark Twain's most memorable quotations, when you start your day - and begin writing in your journal - its words will remind you of the potential for bleak outcomes yet accompanied by the striving for a darkly humorous view of existence. Features of this journal are: 6x9in, 110 pages lined (standard, B&W) on both sides front title and owner's contact details page cover soft, matte Writing is a process of self-discovery, and this elegantly funny journal featuring the quotable Mark Twain seeks to inspire all writers as well as fans of great literature. It is a distinctive Mark Twain notebook that is bound to make perfect Mark Twain gifts for women and men, young and old. To browse the wide selection of journals from Golding Notebooks, please refer to our Amazon author page.




Oi Frog!


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The laughter never ends with Oi Frog and Friends! Jam-packed with the silliest of animals, this bestselling rhyming story will have the youngest of readers in fits of laughter. Over 1 million copies sold! Cats sit on mats, hares sit on chairs, mules sit on stools and gophers sit on sofas. But Frog does not want to sit on a log. Jam-packed with animals and silliness, this original rhyming story is guaranteed to get children giggling! 'An absolute treat.' Daily Mail 'Hilarious.' Guardian 'The most outstanding children's book.' Jo Wiley, BBC Radio 2 Can't get enough? Look out for: Oi Dog, Oi Cat, Oi Duck-billed Platypus, Oi Puppies Oi Frog and Friends is a top ten bestselling series. Loved by children and parents, the books have won numerous awards, including the Laugh Out Loud Picture Book Award, and been shortlisted for many more!




The Most Amazing Thing Happened; A Frog's Tale


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Come and join us and find out what happens when a boy stumbles upon a frog sitting alone on a log in a pond. The surrounding air sparkles, and then there was a zap, then a zip--and next the most amazing thing happens! Hope you enjoy reading this tale of a frog and a boy as I enjoyed writing it for you.




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The King of Hearts


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In 1963, Angelina Harper was fifteen and a half years old. She was just entering her sophomore year of high school and was looking forward to driving and beginning to date. Her high school years take a dramatic turn when the king of hearts playing card begin to appear wherever Angelina goes. She slowly begins to realize she is being stalked. Horror fills her life as she discovers that each boy that she goes out with is savagely murdered, and king of hearts playing cards are left at each murder scene. The day after each murder, she receives a sympathy card with a king of hearts playing card in the mail. The police are baffled by these crimes. Clues are few and nonyielding as police try to catch this criminal. The saga of the king of hearts continues throughout Angelina’s high school days. She lives in fear and realizes that whoever she goes out with will be murdered. Finally, this saga takes a dramatic turn as the killer finally makes a mistake that helps police solve the case and frees Angelina from this serial killer in 1966. I hope that each reader of this exciting thriller enjoys the mystery as it unfolds.




147 Things


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It's Sapiens for teenagers.' The Times LIFE IS WEIRD. Nothing gives you a sense of perspective like finding out just how weird. I'm an extremely curious chap and with this book I wanted to share the content of my noggin, because I think these are the 147 things that have helped me through this thing we call life. Sometimes because it shows how lucky we are to be here at all, but often because I’m a moron and learned whatever lesson it taught me the hard way, and I’d like to save you the pain of making the same mistakes (I refer here to the waxing of my pubic hair). Ever wondered if first times are over-rated (hint: they are), whether you’ll ever find the one (hint: there are 7 billion of us) or pondered the sheer unlikelihood of the you who is you being in the world right now? If so, then YouTube superstar and fact-obsessed, over-sharer Jim Chapman is here to explain it all – whether it’s why your heart actually aches after a break-up, what’s happening when you get hangry, or why people are just so plain RUDE online. Along the way, we’ll find out how much fun he has when Tanya’s sleep-talking and why he looked like a gangly T-rex with wonky teeth when he was a teenager. As with his videos, no subject is off-limits, as Jim lifts the lid on his life and his relationships, sharing embarrassing stories and things he’s learnt along the way (trust us, the thing about kangaroos will really freak you out).