A Mudbogger and Offroaders Sarcastic Definition of a Redneck Sport


Book Description

This book is a sarcastic look at people who are of the off road crowd and my own personal expeireinces in Alaska with friends and family. There's a description of just about every kind of person who hangs around or has hung around the muddin and offroad scene, from the Idiot to the Go or Blow. yah, i even make fun of my own dumn ass in it haha. Yah there's cussin in it, so I oppologize to those of you who were raised with virgin eyes and ears. Read it anyway, you just might find yourself laughing. Oh, and yes i realize a lot of the spelling is incorrect. Most of this book is written in what i like to call "redneckaneese". Politically incorrect? yah it is, oh well. I'm just a good ol boy and i wrote it for guys and gals like myself to get a laugh, lord knows we all need that as crappy as things are these days.Hope ya'll enjoy it.




“The Vampire Trucker”


Book Description

The Vampire Trucker was born in Berlin, Germany, in the year 1657. His identity must be changed every fifty years, as questions arise why he continues to live on, as others around him begin to die off. In todays world, he takes the role of an eighteen-wheeler truck driver. This story revolves around his life on the road, the people he comes in contact with, along with his conquests, all unbeknownst to the fact that he is a vampire among us posing and living the dream as an owner/operator truck driver. This book would not have been possible without the help of coauthor, Victoria C. Nyulassie.




The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark


Book Description

What do Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, and countless others have in common? Not a thing, other than each was a brilliantly snarky wit and all are included in this compendium of the original snark handbooks. Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from: The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition Snark! The Herald Angels Sing The Snark Handbook: Politics and Government Edition The Snark Handbook: Clichés Edition The Snark Handbook: Parenting Edition Isn’t that enough!?!? A minor literary success (beloved by both minors and miners), the snark handbooks have cemented their position in the literary world, high atop toilet seats everywhere. Now in one great big edition, this lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution.




The Sarcastic Sports Trivia Book


Book Description

A fact filled sports trivia book that is different from all other trivia books because it is humorous and challenging. Written by stand up comedian and sports fanatic Paul Nardizzi, (he has not spoken to his wife or kids since the satellite dish was put in 4 years ago) this book will have you roaring.




The Fight for Power and Money


Book Description

As you can see, my fiancée and I are done with this book. If you are reading the summary before the book, there are people of different cultures in the book who are speaking their language. If you get stuck with the language, keep on reading—we translated their language in English. We feel that this book is the best fiction, action, thriller, suspense book you will ever read, but we will let you be the judge of that. Go ahead and read The Fight for Power and Money. Stay tune for the next books coming out soon.







With a Twist of Rhyme


Book Description

With a Twist of Rhyme is a collection of mostly humorous rhymes with punch-lines or twists at the end. It's a great book to pick up for a quick laugh when you need one. All family and friends mentioned are real and became subjects of her rhyming exaggerations based on occasions or events in their lives.




No Graffiti In Heaven


Book Description

"No Graffiti In Heaven" gives the reader the opportunity to explore the afterlife and the significance of our lives before our death. Unlike other books that give you a warm and fuzzy feeling about Heaven, this book dives into the heart of each one of us and explores our eternal destiny from God's viewpoint. "No Graffiti in Heaven" explodes with revelation from God and is a must read for everyone on their journey of life. Each of our journeys will end in eternity, will yours be spent in Heaven? Grab a copy and be one of the first to find out! You won't regret reading this timeless thriller of truth!




Bond and the Big Green Hill


Book Description

Bond is an adventuresome Tuxedo cat who one day finds something new in his living room, a Big Green Hill. Bond decides to climb the Big Green Hill all alone while his Daddy is not home. As Bond discovers that climbing alone can be scary, he also soon discovers that the Big Green Hill is not a hill at all, it's a green couch. Daddy encourages Bond to climb the couch only when he is around to catch Bond if he falls. Bond and the Big Green Hill is filled with imagination and moralistic endings that will capture the hearts of children and parents everywhere.




Competing with the Shadow


Book Description

The Coming of the Dawn is a story about a boy having to become a man quite quickly. The lessons that Simon learns and the truths he discovers about himself and his relationship with the world and with God will help transform him into that man. This is a story about growing up, about love and loss, but ultimately about learning to trust. For Simon, this means having to admit that he cannot always be in control, which is hard for a king to do. Through tragedy and triumph, Simon learns to let go of his fears and anger and surrender them to a higher power. Only through the strength of God, can he face the loneliness of the night and find the joy that comes with the dawn.