Aliens Stole My Underpants


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poetry & poets.




Aliens Love Underpants!


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"Aliens love underpants, in every shape and size, But there are no underpants in space, so here's a big surprise...." This zany, hilarious tale is delightfully brought to life by Ben Cort's vibrant illustrations. With a madcap, rhyming text by award-winning Claire Freedman, this is sure to enchant and amuse the whole family! Perfect for joining in, this story is fantastically fresh and funny - you'll laugh your pants off!




Aliens in Underpants Save the World


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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.




Aliens Love Panta Claus


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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.




Monsters Love Underpants


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Underpants are monstrously funny in this playful picture book from the team that brought you Dinosaurs Love Underpants and Pirates Love Underpants. Monsters think it’s MONSTER fun, To creep around, all scary! But there’s something they love even MORE, Than looking mean and hairy! Monsters around the world have different ways to scare, but they all share a love for zany underpants! Every Saturday night, you will find them in a secret cave, showing off their pants as they dance the Monster Bop—but they have to make it home before the sun comes up. After all, who would be scared of monsters in pants that were stripped and dotted?




A Cat Called Elvis


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In this fantastic book Brian Moses tells us about cats, dogs, dragons, New York, space, dinosaurs, spider-swallowing, why he has given up playing air guitar, why you cannot take a lobster though security, the ghosts of London underground and why fairies must have taken his brother!




Claimed by the Alien Warrior


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What's worse than being stuck on an alien planet? Being stuck on an alien planet when you've made an enemy of the local tribe King. Okay, so I may have stolen his favorite mishua and snuck away to find my friends. But he should've known better than to forbid me to go. I'm a marine, and we leave no man-- or woman, behind. Besides- putting distance between us is a good thing, especially since I'm sure he's coming after me. We're like fire and gasoline, and spending time near him is is like lighting a match and waiting for the explosion. So what if his dark eyes promise more pleasure than I've ever experienced? I'm finding my friends and getting off this planet. Even if this alien king seems to think he owns me. Even if a tiny part of me might like the idea of being owned... by him. Claimed by the Alien Warrior is book two of the Warriors of Agron series, and it's a full-length romance with no cliffhanger and a guaranteed HEA. While this is a standalone, you'll enjoy it much more if you read Taken by the Alien Warrior first. If you like hot, dominant aliens, kick-ass heroines, and steamy romance, you'll love Warriors of Agron- Hope Hart's new sci-fi romance series. Read it Now.




Stealing Coal


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Jill has learned the hard way that men can't be trusted and sex only causes pain. In the lawlessness of space, women are a sexual commodity-to be used and abused. She's doing a man's job, with only her father's brutal reputation and three androids to help keep her alive when she sees a massive, handsome cyborg chained to a freight table. The abusive crew plans to sell him to fight in gruesome death matches. It's stupid, it's insane, but Jill can't leave him to such a horrible fate. Coal has survived being a captive breeding slave and irreversible damage to his cyborg implants, but his honor is still intact. He's grateful Jill saved him and he'll repay her the only way he can. He'll fix her-with his mouth, his hands and his body. He can teach the little human just how much pleasure she's capable of feeling.




There's an Alien in My Underwear


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When Tim comes home from school and finds Beebo, a two-foot-high orange alien, he knows that he's in for trouble.




The Dragonslayers


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A brave squire, an earnest page, and a strong-willed princess set out to slay a dragon created to carry out a witch's revenge.