Arm Wrestling for Puppies


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In this '80s satirical romance, what was once but a fling has grown stale. An age gap attraction has simply become sour and awkward. Liddy must break the news to Roland that she is done if she wants to go about her life and move on. One piece of her moving on happens to include finding a puppy for her roommate's daughter: a promise which she refuses to go back on. Amidst all this, Roland has news he needs to break to Liddy, as well. He's also done and ready to move on. They both quickly find themselves confused by their own feelings, which will culminate in the unlikeliest of places: the middle of an animal shelter. Once there, ruckus will abound! Will it bring them closer or drive them further apart? And when a new woman, Amara, enters the picture, how will she further complicate their feelings? Roland, caught in a love triangle, will have to make a decision. But first, he has to decide if his row with Liddy was simply a short term fling, or perhaps something deeper. If he doesn't figure it out, he may lose Liddy forever, even as a friend. Arm Wrestling for Puppies is the third installment of the Hijinks in Jenks series. If you enjoy romcom mixed with a bit of satire, this book is for you! Although this is part of a series, Rylee Shelton has written each book as a standalone, as well. So, readers can start from whatever point they wish! There are big plans for this series, spanning decades. This is just the beginning. Join the fun today!




Falling in Puppy Love


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He’s used to stories with no happy ending… Aiden Hughes never expected to return to Birdsong, but after a scandal rocked his professional world the former hard-hitting reporter needs a plan B. Covering local events for the small town newspaper after chasing down national news is a huge step backwards. But when he interviews the founder of a dog rescue whose heart is bigger than New York City, he wonders if there’s more to life than his byline in a prestigious paper. Emily McLane has always had a sweet spot for animals. She plans an ambitious adoption festival to fund the expansion of her beloved dog rescue, but she needs publicity. When a former local boy offers to help her design a promotion, she finds herself falling in love for the first time. They both have big dreams, but Aiden’s will take him far from Birdsong. Will they follow their hearts or are they only falling in puppy love? Each book in the Seasons of Love series is standalone: *Royally Abandoned *Cupid Claus *Falling in Puppy Love




Expiration


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He'll bet you he can lift more. She'll bet you she can drink you under the table. Sabina and Elliot have danced this tango many, many times. However, Elliot is beyond done. He's been trying to pull Sabina out of a destructive, depressive, and reclusive lifestyle for a long time. However, he feels it's a lost cause. But when Elliot has a run-in with a middle-aged pothead named Devon, he suddenly sees an opportunity for making one final attempt to help Sabina. It turns out that Devon, caught up in her own delusions and paranoia, has a long-running connection with Elliot. What secret lies in her past that makes her afraid to face him? And how will her connection to him help Sabina? But more importantly, will Sabina have the final pull of strength to save herself? In this third installment of the Baked and Beautifully Broken series, find out a little bit more backstory behind who Devon is and why she's scarred. Furthermore, enjoy the direct reference to my other series in this book, which will solidify the connection between them. Expiration proves to be the next step into the evolution of who Devon Ramos was, is, and will become. Join she, Elliot, and Sabina on this darkly comical story today!




Weirdos with Gratitude Journals


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When Qi, Classical musician and university student from China, and her boyfriend, Larry, find a middle-aged woman in the street, desperate for water and shelter, they do what most nice humans will naturally do: they help. But who is this woman, Devon, and why is she convinced that a large and dangerous organization is out to get her? Whoever she is, she's about to turn Qi's and Larry's world upside down. Qi's and Larry's relationship is on thin ice as it is. He's ready to take her hand in marriage and become a pastor. The only problem? Qi has a strong distaste for religion, and even more so the idea of marriage. What she would rather do is ditch her entire lifestyle, join a thrash-metal band, and rock out! She allows all of her responsibilities to fly out the window as her personality transitions into something that Larry hardly recognizes. But what happens when it begins to appear as if a dangerous organization really is out to get this middle-aged woman they rescued? And even worse, what will Qi do when it appears that people are out to get her, as well? In this screwball comedy that follows No Dice, get to know this twisted and upside world even more with a whole new set of characters, plus familiar ones as well.




No Dice


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A pile of gambling debt, a stolen scratch-off, and a mob of angry geese. Janie is in quite the predicament. It's her husband’s fault, snd she’s more than done with her marriage. But who is the handsome stranger offering her a shoulder to lean on? Also, who is this Devon lady smoking pot at the park like there’s no tomorrow, trying to convince Janie that she's in danger? Danger or no danger, Janie’s has some hard decisions to make. Will she decide to patch up her marriage, or will she walk away and be free? And if that wasn’t a hard enough decision to make, she also must decide which is more of a danger to her life: the dangerous people that Devon claims are after her family, or the flock of geese that resent Janie bringing her drama to the park in the first damn place. No Dice is the first installment of the wacky comedy series, Baked and Beautifully Broken. Taking the concept of a spoof romcom to its fullest extent, Rylee Shelton throws us curveball after curveball until we finally figure out the whole picture. Join this new cast of characters for a whole new set of laughs and surprises.




Fear Me


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Shaddock Valley. A maximum security prison that houses the worst of the worst: drug gangs, psychopaths, rapists, gangters, and outlaw bikers. In a place like that, a skinny little kid like Danny Palmquist doesn't stand a chance. It doesn't take long before the hardtimers move in on him. Then they begin to die horribly. In locked cells. When the lights go out at Shaddock Valley, the nightmare begins. When Danny Palmquist goes to sleep, something else wakes up. Something primeval. Something bloodthirsty. And if you mess with Danny Palmquist, it will find you. And in the darkness, nothing can save you.




The Other End of the Leash


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Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.




You and Your Puppy


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First published in 1995, this authoritative book has helped nearly 40,000 families raise healthy, content pets. Packed with illustrations and photos, it explains how to keep puppies healthy, put them through basic training, correct behavior problems, and integrate them into family life. Since the initial publication, coauthor Sarah Hodgson has become the media's favorite puppy expert—a dog trainer who writes for The New York Times, appears on the Rosie O'Donnell Show," the "Today Show," and other programs, and even helped Katie Couric choose a puppy."




Raise Your Puppy To Be A Wonderful Dog


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Pete Campione shares his 25 years of experience with raising, training, and nurturing puppies. The puppy's first year is the most important one. Pete guides you through the critical steps of socialization, introduction, training, and housebreaking. Pete covers the 25 most important puppy topics. Follow this book and you are well on your way to having a wonderful dog.




Mike Royko: The Chicago Tribune Collection 1984-1997


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Mike Royko: The Chicago Tribune Collection 1984–1997 is an expansive new volume of the longtime Chicago news legend’s work. Encompassing thousands of his columns, all of which originally appeared in the Chicago Tribune, this is the first collection of Royko work to solely cover his time at the Tribune. Covering politics, culture, sports, and more, Royko brings his trademark sarcasm and cantankerous wit to a complete compendium of his last 14 years as a newspaper man. Organized chronologically, these columns display Royko's talent for crafting fictional conversations that reveal the truth of the small-minded in our society. From cagey political points to hysterical take-downs of "meatball" sports fans, Royko's writing was beloved and anticipated anxiously by his fans. In plain language, he "tells it like it is" on subjects relevant to modern society. In addition to his columns, the book features Royko's obituary and articles written about him after his death, telling the tale of his life and success. This ultimate collection is a must-read for Royko fans, longtime Chicago Tribune readers, and Chicagoans who love the city's rich history of dedicated and insightful journalism.